Cristobal Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 If you're familiar with Cards Against Humanity, "Mr. T's Mother's Urinary Tract" needs to be a card. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petey Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 This is the greatest thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Yeah, I can't hate on Mr. T putting moms over. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipGofern Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Yeah, no matter how the rest of T's speech goes, the "Ipanema" reference makes this an automatic win. Edit: Oh lawd, now he's talking about urinary tracts. EDIT EDIT: HE NAME-DROPPED TREAT YOUR MOTHER RIGHT! This speech is officially awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valcourt Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Mr. T is amazing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 The best part is, this is the speech he would have given at the Oscars had he gotten the chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 And my mother used to have a nice ass, but now she looks like Della Reese 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Crowd is Whatting the list of random-ass holidays. This is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Stone Cold is cracking up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Not at all where I would have guessed the first Yes chant of the night would come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehabilitated Rick Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Hogan & Austin cracking jokes in the front row is giving me a stiffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valcourt Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 This has turned into something so weird. To bad Mr. T's son doesn't have any affiliation with the WWE to come back in 20 years and do 15 minutes on his Fah-duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 @GFKonMMAsomewhere freud just did a triple backflip in his fuckin grave b. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipGofern Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I guarantee T has no clue why they were WHATing or YESing just now. Still, doesn't matter...this speech started off rough and then careened right into epic awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petey Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Hogan & Austin cracking jokes in the front row is giving me a stiffy. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that interaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 "Mr. T's speech is a timeline of events that happened during Lita's speech". 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I would totally start a "PRETTY DRESSES! *clap clap clapclapclap*" chant right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 This is made 20% better by T's ghetto-Kirk speaking style with random pauses and weird emphasis ("inFLUence") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Mr. T's mom needs to be inducted into the 2015 class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Dammit...this is starting to get uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Mr. T is making me feel like an incredibly shitty son. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Wait, it's a family from Chicago...that didn't drink, smoke, or do drugs? hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 They need to play him out with Xavier/Brodus' music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petey Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 what is going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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