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Taker has to do it, sans entrance.  Even having Kane come out would seem kinda disrespectful to the Moody family.

If Bill Moody were alive, he'd walk over there and smack you in the mouth for suggesting Taker should drop his character like that.

Then he'd walk over here and smack me in the mouth for calling him Bill Moody instead of Paul Bearer.

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"Argghhh, thank you friend Lin-Da Mack Man!  Throughout history, many wars have been fought.  World Wars, Civil Wars, Star Wars, Monday Night Wars but throughout them all only one warrior has emerged as THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!"

 

*crowd chants for one more match*

*Warrior pumps fists and circles around podium and then beats chest*

 

"No!  The Ultimate Warrior has waged his last battle on the plane of existence known as sports entertainment.  You gelatinous vomitoids that wish to live vicariously through the battles of The Ultimate Warrior need to look to Lin-Da Mack Man for how to live your petulant lives!  She is a warrior in her own right.  A leader in her community.  She fights with all her might to uphold what she holds sand croissant.  Look to how she has foked her destrucity for the greater good.  Be leaders in your own community like Lin-Da Mack Man!  Do not live your life as a follower like a Boo-Tee Man."

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"Arrghhh, this speech has not yet reached its zenith point!  The Ultimate Warrior must thank his sponsor for the evening, Coo-Gar Life Dot Com!  Coo-Gar Life Dot Com is the location on the twisted web of the internet that you must travail to acquire your 'one more match'.  While the ravages of time have taken the youth of these mortal women, the passion within still burns like the magma within the core of this very planet!  And these coo-gars are prepared for you to go to war on their nether regions!  With Coo-Gar Life Dot Com, Lin-Da Mack Man need not stay unfulfilled by Vinnie and his shrunken testicles and drug-addled mind any longer.  Young mortal men go to Coo-Gar Life Dot Com for daily ants you will never forget!  Coo-gar Life Dot Com!  And tell them you found your way because of Warrior!"

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Newest HOFer

 

Legendary Puerto Rican pro wrestler and promoter Carlos Colon Sr. told the Primera Hora website that he will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. "Imagine, is the realization of a dream," Colon said. "It's the maximum (to) get there. As in other sports, like baseball and basketball, reaching the Hall of Fame is the greatest thing..." Colon stated that he was notified by the WWE office

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What's more interesting is that he is also saying that he is going to be inducted by

 

Epico and Primo and Carlito

 

So interesting to see how the WWE is handling that

 

And in case anyone is wondering - the reason for the spoilers on these posts is because it was announced on Smackdown and we know how people get around here

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Re: the inductors

 

I think Carlito has an open door if he wants to return, if his attitude gets better.

 

explaining Primo/Epico's absence, if need be, seems easy enough, lots of guys haven't been on-air for a while.

 

Maybe they could complain that Los Matadores took their spots

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"Arrghhh, this speech has not yet reached its zenith point! The Ultimate Warrior must thank his sponsor for the evening, Coo-Gar Life Dot Com! Coo-Gar Life Dot Com is the location on the twisted web of the internet that you must travail to acquire your 'one more match'. While the ravages of time have taken the youth of these mortal women, the passion within still burns like the magma within the core of this very planet! And these coo-gars are prepared for you to go to war on their nether regions! With Coo-Gar Life Dot Com, Lin-Da Mack Man need not stay unfulfilled by Vinnie and his shrunken testicles and drug-addled mind any longer. Young mortal men go to Coo-Gar Life Dot Com for daily ants you will never forget! Coo-gar Life Dot Com! And tell them you found your way because of Warrior!"

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Re: the inductors

 

I think Carlito has an open door if he wants to return, if his attitude gets better.

 

explaining Primo/Epico's absence, if need be, seems easy enough, lots of guys haven't been on-air for a while.

 

Maybe they could complain that Los Matadores took their spots

They're not exactly hiding it.  The latest Countd0wn on the Network on Finishers has both Primo and Epico unmasked with their Matador names during talking head segements, so its not like they're hiding who they are.  

 

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