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Chris Masters and Scott Steiner as a Tag Team definitely

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Chris Masters and Scott Steiner as a Tag Team definitely

 

Their gimmick is a tribute to Art Barr in WCW called...

 

The Juicers!

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Sorry, I book:

 

Bully Ray and Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy and Devon. 

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Sorry, I book:

 

Bully Ray and Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy and Devon. 

 

In a (nudge nudge wink wink) blind draw tag tourney?

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The booking meetings would always include FSW petitioning for Punk to be relegated to jobber duty while everyone else reminds him that Punk doesn't work for TNA.

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Sorry, I book:

 

Bully Ray and Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy and Devon. 

 

In a (nudge nudge wink wink) blind draw tag tourney?

 

 

No, Bully makes Matt turn on Jeff and causes emotional pain in Jeff. Emotional pain is way more deep and lasting than psychical pain.

 

Than Matt makes a twist of fate in Shane Helms who was trying to reconcile them and causes even more emotional pain in Jeff. Than Jeff and Devon attack Reby Sky with a taser.

 

This should be enough for some weeks of TV. We can do a Taser in a pole match and end it all with a good ol' TLC.

 

I'd do a Hardy Boys vs Young Bucks match before Matt's turn tho.

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Back to reality for a moment.

 

If anyone missed it, Ken Anderson has said he expects to re-sign. 

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shouldn't he pretend he's not coming back so it comes as a shock when he does?

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shouldn't he pretend he's not coming back so it comes as a shock when he does?

No....that would built suspense, interest, and intrigue.  Better off making mention of it on Twitter.

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Sorry, I book:

 

Bully Ray and Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy and Devon. 

 

In a (nudge nudge wink wink) blind draw tag tourney?

 

 

No, Bully makes Matt turn on Jeff and causes emotional pain in Jeff. Emotional pain is way more deep and lasting than psychical pain.

 

Than Matt makes a twist of fate in Shane Helms who was trying to reconcile them and causes even more emotional pain in Jeff. Than Jeff and Devon attack Reby Sky with a taser.

 

This should be enough for some weeks of TV. We can do a Taser in a pole match and end it all with a good ol' TLC.

 

I'd do a Hardy Boys vs Young Bucks match before Matt's turn tho.

 

You clearly don't watch TNA: this whole scenario unfolds in under 22 minutes...

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This should be enough for some weeks of TV. We can do a Taser in a pole match and end it all with a good ol' TLC.

 

 

Tasers, Ladders, and Chairs?

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This should be enough for some weeks of TV. We can do a Taser in a pole match and end it all with a good ol' TLC.

 

 

Tasers, Ladders, and Chairs?

 

Tasers, Ladders, and CLAIRE

 

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I need to be able to like that about 29 times. Well played!

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This should be enough for some weeks of TV. We can do a Taser in a pole match and end it all with a good ol' TLC.

 

 

Tasers, Ladders, and Chairs?

 

Tasers, Ladders, and CLAIRE

 

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TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA!

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We all know what would happen if the board bought TNA. 

 

Ben would get the book.  Bunkhouse Buck would be Heavyweight Champion within a week and #HOBOARMY would be trending worldwide.  It would be glorious.

 

Not within a week.

 

First week, the Stud Stable return to the national scene.

 

Second week, Buck wins the vacant TV Title in a Gauntlet Battle Royal beating Eric Young when the ref is distracted by ODB/Park scuffling with Meng/Colonel on the floor and Bunkhouse brains EY with a cowbell.

 

Third week, Roode beats Buck for the TV Title when the ref is distracted by Meng killing Bad Influence outside the ring and EY runs in and knocks Buck out with the cowbell.

 

Roode wants the TV Title due to the title's new gimmick being that for every week the holder successfully retains he earns a weekly bonus of $20 grand thus allowing the champion to potentially earn a $1 million bonus if they retain for a year.  Roode/EGO continues feud with Aries now revolving around the TV Title.

 

Fourth week, Colonel issues a challenge for Young to meet Buck in a cowbell on a pole match at the next PPV.  Next couple of weeks show vignettes of Park training Young to climb poles and ODB showing him how she works a pole.

 

At the PPV, EY easily gets the cowbell due to his pole training but after he whacks Buck with the cowbell and goes for the pin, Meng rams Park into the pole busting him open and causing him to lose control which distracts EY long enough to give Buck the opportunity to recover and knock Young out with the cowbell and pick up the victory.

 

Next Impact, EY and Park say that TNA isn't big enough for all of them and issue a loser leaves town challenge to the Stud Stable.  A no holds barred 'Bunkhouse Brawl' is set for the next big event.  Stud Stable win.  See EY and Park sadly walking out of arena.

 

Next Impact, Borash asks ODB about EY but she hasn't seen or heard from him.  Next week, cameras catch EY and Park living on the streets.  When ODB is asked about it she doesn't know why EY doesn't move into the trailer with her since they are married and doesn't know why Park is on the streets since he's a rich lawyer.  The next week, Borash catches up with EY and Park and we learn that EY is adapting well and has declared himself "Hobo King" and has amassed a small group of followers on the streets but Park isn't doing so well and he cracks and takes off running into the darkness.

 

A couple of weeks later, the Stud Stable are celebrating another victory when a gang of hobos run in from the crowd.  Stud Stable disposes of them easily until more hobos attack led by the Hobo King Eric Young along with his Hobo Wench Claire Lynch and followed by The Hobo Monster Abyss...

 

Now at least four months later, #HOBOARMY.

 

The Stud Stable/Hobo Army war continues through at least the holidays and will involve a turkey suit match and Hobo Claus.  Gonna be a while before Bunkhouse For Glory and the World Title.

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When ODB is asked about it she doesn't know why EY doesn't move into the trailer with her since they are married and doesn't know why Park is on the streets since he's a rich lawyer.

 

I don't know why, out of that whole scenario, that line just kills me.

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If TNA is seriously for sale, we seriously need to start pooling our money...

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If TNA is seriously for sale, we seriously need to start pooling our money...

That's for chumps. It's 2013, it's all about the Kickstarter~!

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Best part of the whole thing is it would mean the return of Don West

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We just need to decide out business model.

 

I'd go for Velvet Sky.

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