POLL: What should the Members Ranking theme be?

[Brian Fowler]

I'd like to say I'm going to take this opportunity to not be the person who posts the most on this board, but, well, I'd be lying. 

[Greggulator]

I'm upset that I'll never be a member of the Columbus Xoggz.

[ditch]

<3 Johnny Dangerously

[LooseCannon]

I am lamenting my lost opportunity to be an Atlanta Black Cracker.

[MikeRose]

I was going to recommend that if we did defunct sports teams, that The Marlins be 0-10.

[NikoBaltimore]

I am going for Moroni curse words all the way.  C'mon, people you know you wanna be called a Miserable Corksoaker!

 

EDIT:  Hey, I see this theme in effect already!  Cool that as of now we're all Sneaky Bastages.

[Matt D]

I wanna be a Coark Soaker but I don't want to be anything else after that. So basically my post limit is 499. I need a little meter like Spawn had.

It's ironic since Somanabatch  explains you so well

[Domino_Not_Deuce]

Your list of ranks to shoot for:

 

Bastage 0 

Sneaky Bastage 10

Fargin Sneaky Bastage 100 

Cork Soaker 300 

Somanabatch 500

Icehole 750

Fargin Icehole 1000

Miserable Corksoaker 1500

Miserable Fargin Icehole Corksoaker I'll Put Your Fargin Bells In a Sling 2500

 

My love for Johnny Dangerously runs deeper than the ocean itself and I support this 100%, you fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take all your dworks and nail 'em to the wall!

[Pete]

Dammit people, Orange County Zodiac was right there. RIGHT THERE.

[Ace]

Dammit people, Orange County Zodiac was right there. RIGHT THERE.

 

They still exist, just under a different name.

[zev]

I voted for the belts, because on a now defunct forum I used to be active on, my gimmick was every month I changed my profile to read that I was a zero time holder of one title or another. "OVW had a light heavyweight title?" was one comment I rememer getting.

[TimLivingston]

As long as one of the belts is the APW Internet Title, I back the belt idea 100 percent.

[BrianS81177]

Damn. There goes my dream of being AWA Brass Knuckles champion....

[The Damn Yeti]

I voted for Moroni quotes without reading the other options...or realizing the poll had been decided days ago.  I wanna soak some cork so bad.

[Victator]

You shouldn't bash my head into a table Johnny. My grandmother based my head into a table once, ONCE.

[RIPPA]

Don't worry - I am sure all three will get used at some point. 

[Hokuto in Winter]

I can't see any of these coming close to the Talking Heads ones but Moroni curses is the best of that bunch,

[Cowboy Wally]

I just want to be knee deep in the mocha again.

[Brian Fowler]

Man, Crappy Wrestling Belt Titles got screwed hard.