POLL: What should the Members Ranking theme be?

[DEAN]

We did Talking Heads lyrics and albums by the Fall.  It's time for a new theme.  VOTE! 

[piranesi]

 

Moroni curse words from Johnny Dangerously-

 

 

My God, you are a beautiful mind.

[Ace]

This is the hardest poll I've ever had to vote for on this site.

[jaedmc]

I don't know what to do. I've been the guy who "Enjoys Cactus Jack more than WWE Divas" for so long... I don't know anything else.

[glfpunk]

Yeah that was actually a really tough decision

[elizium]

I'm kinda stoned and read that as "curse words from Rodney Dangerfield". I would still like that to be my vote.

[piranesi]

I'm kinda stoned and read that as "curse words from Rodney Dangerfield". I would still like that to be my vote.

 

 

Ironic thing is, the best curse word of guys like Rodney and Buddy Hackett was always "member."

[Greggulator]

Defunct sports teams, particularly any Arena Football/indoor soccer/indoor lacrosse teams from the 90s which had needless "x" and "z" lettering in teal.

[MikeRose]

I voted for the Moroni swear words, but wouldn't ex-drummers of spinal tap be a better one?

I can hardly wait for my ranking to be Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs.

• John "Stumpy" Pepys (1964–1966) (Portrayed by Ed Begley, Jr. in the video "Gimme Some Money") Died in a bizarre gardening accident, that the authorities said was "best left unsolved."
• Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs (1966–1967) Choked on vomit of unknown origin, perhaps but not necessarily his own, because "you can't really dust for vomit."
• Peter "James" Bond (1967–1977) (Portrayed by Russ Kunkel whose character was mistakenly credited as the name of the previous drummer) Spontaneously combusted on stage during a jazz festival on the Isle of Lucy.
• Mick Shrimpton (1977–1982) (Portrayed by R. J. "Ric" Parnell) Exploded onstage.
• Joe "Mama" Besser (1982) (Portrayed by Fred Asparagus). Claimed he "couldn't take this 4/4 shit"; according to an MTV interview with Spinal Tap in November 1991, he disappeared along with the equipment during their Japanese tour. He is either dead or playing jazz. The name is a play on that of Joe Besser, who similarly had a short-lived and ill-fitted stint as a member of The Three Stooges.
• Richard "Ric" Shrimpton (1982–1999) Allegedly sold his dialysis machine for drugs; presumed dead.
• Sammy "Stumpy" Bateman (1999-2001) Died trying to jump over a tank full of sharks while on a tricycle in a freak show.
• Scott "Skippy" Scuffleton (2001–2007) Fate unknown.
• Chris "Poppa" Cadeau (2007–2008) Eaten by his pet python Cleopatra.

[Brian Fowler]

We have a three-way tie right now.

 

That's amazing.

[rzombie1988]

New members just have to be Davey Richards.

[Pete]

If we go with defunct sports teams I will go all-out on naming them. Albany-Colonie Diamond Dogs! Mankato Purple Rage! ATLANTA KRUNK WOLVERINES! Y'all know where to vote on this one.

[Matt D]

I will vote for the sports team thing but only if one is the Boston Wonder Workers

[Graham Crackers]

Finally DVDVR has given me the opportunity to become Western States Heritage Champion and I won't let any of you take that chance away from me.

[RIPPA]

While I love all three - Moroni curse words offers the littlest amount of choices.

 

Anyway - we will let this run through the weekend to allow new folks to see it... and for us to break the board again.

[Death From Above]

Does this mean we might be able to all become California Golden Seals? Intriguing.

[Raziel]

After thought, can I change my vote to old dead title belts?

[The Z]

I don't even know current sports teams, so I went with option B.

I just looked through a list of defunct wrestling championships and I think my favorite so far is the "i-Generation Australasian Championship", which was held by One Man Gang and Tatanka.

[piranesi]

You miserable cork soakers are fargin this whole sonamabitch up.

 

Batages.

[DEAN]

I already started the Moroni curses theme.  It was tied when I to it at 12:20.  All spellings are from IMDB quotes.  YOU FARGIN SNEAKY ICEHOLES!

[piranesi]

I already started the Moroni curses theme.  It was tied when I to it at 12:20.  All spellings are from IMDB quotes.  YOU FARGIN SNEAKY ICEHOLES!

 

 

God bless you, knight, shining.

 

This is not the theme the board deserves, but the theme the board needs.

[DEAN]

Your list of ranks to shoot for:

 

Bastage 0 

Sneaky Bastage 10

Fargin Sneaky Bastage 100 

Cork Soaker 300 

Somanabatch 500

Icehole 750

Fargin Icehole 1000

Miserable Corksoaker 1500

Miserable Fargin Icehole Corksoaker I'll Put Your Fargin Bells In a Sling 2500

[The Man Known as Dan]

Your list of ranks to shoot for: Bastage 0 Sneaky Bastage 10Fargin Sneaky Bastage 100 Cork Soaker 300 Somanabatch 500Icehole 750Fargin Icehole 1000Miserable Corksoaker 1500Miserable Fargin Icehole Corksoaker I'll Put Your Fargin Bells In a Sling 2500

... Yes.

[jaedmc]

I wanna be a Coark Soaker but I don't want to be anything else after that. So basically my post limit is 499. I need a little meter like Spawn had.

[Burgundy LaRue]

The first three members to pass 2500?  I'll say FSW, Natural and Brian Fowler, with myself as a dark horse.