Big Fresh Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Wait, what are we celebrating? Beautiful self-implosions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Also dudes need to figure out the difference in a passing comment and someone being legit mad. Jesus Right. Like, figuring out that the unhappy person is probably the one whose father you just insulted? I knew, did not care. I called my own dead drunk daddy a dumb ass. Jesus Christ, you people. Tell us more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I liked Joe in ROH. I liked Joe when he debuted in TNA. I liked Joe even after he lost to Angle. I liked Joe when he finally won the TNA gold. Then he got kidnapped. I started liking Joe a little less. Recently, I rewatched a copious amount of Joe in ROH. Now, I hate Joe in TNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 That Samoa Joe looks like a linebacker. High School or Junior College maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Joe was great around that time period but he would not have been as good of an Umaga as Umaga... I refuse to believe that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Joe was great around that time period but he would not have been as good of an Umaga as Umaga... I refuse to believe that. I don't know about that, but I do know that he would've been around a lot longer than Jamal was in the role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Yes, that's the second time now you have made the same joke about Umaga being dead. I saw it the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Well you know... He's dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted January 2, 2014 Author Share Posted January 2, 2014 Yes, that's the second time now you have made the same joke about Umaga being dead. I saw it the first time. Yeah he's great at mocking the dead. Anyway, let's start this whole thread over: AGAIN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 First and last warning: dial it down or we're clearing the thread and giving EVERYONE the week off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 That video is still fugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Yes, that's the second time now you have made the same joke about Umaga being dead. I saw it the first time. Yeah he's great at mocking the dead. Anyway, let's start this whole thread over: AGAIN What, you couldn't use the better copy that's on Youtube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Austin Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Joe didn't look like a linebacker, he wore the worst shorts of any pro wrestler ever. And he wasn't huge with a gut like Umaga, he was just a bigger guy. You had to see him to appreciate him, because I was completely taken aback when I first saw him, and equally as dumbfounded after I saw him work. I have to agree with this. I have a buddy who is a big wrestling fan, but didn't really understand the hype with Joe because of it. When he got to TNA and saw the 3 way with Styles and Daniels, he came around, but for the longest time, he didn't get the hype with him. It's just people's tastes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted January 2, 2014 Author Share Posted January 2, 2014 What, you couldn't use the better copy that's on Youtube? You mean I've been watching that fucking terrible video for years and there's been a better one available? Fuck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I can't picture Joe as Umaga except for the inevitable Kofi Kingston-esque promo about how he isn't really a Samoan savage, but just pretended to be that way to honor his ancestors. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I ran across this gif labelled "The history of champions (according to WWE)" And it reminded me of these Documania things (took a while to remember what it was called) So many stupid laughs My favourite is probably the third one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Joe needed to wrestle in a singlet and never accepted that. He went from a shirt and track pants to the dumpy shorts. He never found middle ground on his ring gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 What, you couldn't use the better copy that's on Youtube? You mean I've been watching that fucking terrible video for years and there's been a better one available? Fuck. http://youtu.be/8OAPtwgknJU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I can't picture Joe as Umaga except for the inevitable Kofi Kingston-esque promo about how he isn't really a Samoan savage, but just pretended to be that way to honor his ancestors. Or something. The character was getting there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I ran across this gif labelled "The history of champions (according to WWE)" And it reminded me of these Documania things (took a while to remember what it was called) So many stupid laughs My favourite is probably the third one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 What, you couldn't use the better copy that's on Youtube? You mean I've been watching that fucking terrible video for years and there's been a better one available? Fuck. http://youtu.be/8OAPtwgknJU But it has a big ugly watermark. Which almost cancels out the improved video. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Some kind of stoned genius or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Joe needed to wrestle in a singlet and never accepted that. He went from a shirt and track pants to the dumpy shorts. He never found middle ground on his ring gear. He actually started out in a singlet. Behold Antonio Cesaro, King of Men http://youtu.be/bnRbLz3PSwo 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Didn't Meltzer debunk the "Joe as Umaga" thing pretty recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Had Tensai come in as a "Gaijin Miliion Dollar Man" in his current singlet and a mask, would he have had a chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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