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So apparently I do not know which way an elevator goes if you gave me two guesses according to Jerry Lawler. I can tell you one thing.

If I was in an elevator with The Kat it would definitely be going down. Ryback Rules

 

Ryback is out of his fucking mind.

 

Please respond with "you wouldn't be the first unemployed superstar to go down in an elevator with her", Jerry.. it's not like the discourse is high

 

So when does Ryback lose a tag match because he's too busy sending a tweet on the apron and he misses a save?

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I know its not the TV thread, but this (old) Its Always Sunny quote was too great not to YAMMER about. 

 

"What up with Hulk Hogan's hair?! Its blonde, yet silken; like that of a Chinese man. 

Ahh. Yes. That is Hulk Hogan's signature look. Blonde Chinese hair and skin of a hot dog. Its awesome!"

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Regarding Ryback, from tonight's tapings for Main Event

 

 

Kofi Kingston def. Curtis Axel with a rollup. After the match, Ryback's music hit. Ryback came down, walked around the ring laughing and then walked right back up the ramp and left.

 

Damien Sandow def. Sin Cara. Ryback appeared again during the match and continued acting crazy at ringside.

 

Ryback came out again, did another lap around the ring and left.

 

After the final match of 3MB vs Los Matadores, Ryback appeared once again and did one more lap around the ring and left.

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I never understood wanting to get fired. Just quit. Unless you can't quit, then by all means develop a Matt Hardy gut & blowup in the ring after the first lockup.

On the other hand, if you absolutely do not want to get fired in the WWE, act like it's the only thing you want.

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Regarding Ryback, from tonight's tapings for Main Event

 

 

Kofi Kingston def. Curtis Axel with a rollup. After the match, Ryback's music hit. Ryback came down, walked around the ring laughing and then walked right back up the ramp and left.

 

Damien Sandow def. Sin Cara. Ryback appeared again during the match and continued acting crazy at ringside.

 

Ryback came out again, did another lap around the ring and left.

 

After the final match of 3MB vs Los Matadores, Ryback appeared once again and did one more lap around the ring and left.

So would that make the Tweets a part of his new "crazy Ryback" storyline?

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I feel like this Ryback twitter stuff is happening because Vince just got shown Shieky Baby's twitter account and said at the next writers meeting "God fucking dammit, this is gold! We need a PG version of it so we can get him over." before cackling for three straight hours while pouring coffee on random people's laptops and muttering about "The Kevin Nash" having "the scrambled egg tits".

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BRILLIANT ORIGINAL IDEA.  EPIC WOOD.  FUCK YOU.

 

Is CrankyVince still active or not?  Haven't checked lately.

Aw, piss off for making me expect Ryback's twitter to turn into a Doge meme-fest.

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I never understood wanting to get fired. Just quit. Unless you can't quit, then by all means develop a Matt Hardy gut & blowup in the ring after the first lockup.

Well, at least in Canada, you don't get severance pay or social assistance if you quit, if you get fired/laid off, that's a different matter.

 

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John Cena > most of us

Maybe I'm being dense or missing something, but I don't get it.  Can someone explain it to me?

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