piranesi Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 It was based on a fake tweet from a parody account. What's disturbing is how difficult it is for me to determine if the site you linked to is a serious thing or not. Every single article is insanely stupid...but not necessarily something my idiot relatives wouldn't send me on Facebook. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 And I'm pretty sure the only way Jeremy Renner is coming back for Hansel and Gretel 2 is 1) They pay him $50 million. 2) Orwellian-like mind control. 3) The studio procures scandalous pictures of him with barnyard animals. Seriously, he looked pretty blatantly embarrassed to even be there at several points during the first film. Truly one of the great "Get this shit over with and cut me my check" performances of recent history. I wouldn't even call it embarrassment as much as apathetic ennui. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigertooth Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I went in expecting to like Hustle more than Wolf, but it turned out the other way. I actually found the first 1/3 to 1/2 of Hustle to be kinda dull. But I agree that both should have been trimmed down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Interesting idea, but I'm not feeling the whole "moody hipster threatening suicide" subplot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 God damn it, I miss Gandolfini. And not for nothing, but that sweet innocent puppy is in WAY too many scenes for me to think he'll be okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Blatant product placement in the trailer! (RDJ is a traitor because I thought he was a #TeamAndroid man) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Hollywood Shuffle 2014? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I am tryng to hate on the big screen version of The Equalizer, but it is hard because it may be the spiritual reboot of Man On Fire that has the badass ending I wanted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Liam Neeson's badass crown has a challenger. Yeah, I'm going to need a Neeson vs Denzel movie at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 The problem with that is you can't outact/outshine Denzel in a movie. I think that's in his contract or something. It may be a U.S. federal law saying you cannot do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Wahlberg did it in 2 Guns but yeah normally Denzel gets the better role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I don't think Wahlberg did it in 2 Guns. Wahlberg TRIED and Wahlberg FAILED (also he was kinda corny). Denzel still got the better dialogue although the writers decided he shouldn't curse. Why pay the man $20 million to not be Denzel Washington? That movie had a whole lot wrong with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 It was awesome and Wahlberg won when he shot the chickens and called the fat Mexican his girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 It was awesome and Wahlberg won when he shot the chickens and called the fat Mexican his girlfriend. You're clearly the demographic this movie was aimed at though. That's shooting fish in a barrel that's been bolted down to the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Frankly I'd rather enjoy a movie than not so I'm good with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Frankly I'd rather enjoy a movie than not so I'm good with that. I enjoy Denzel I enjoy Paula Patton nude (not so much her Robert Z'Dar-esque chin/jawline, the wooden acting, and the wardrobe of a 9th grade lesbian art teacher she wore in the movie) I enjoy Bill Paxton chewing scenery Sadly, I didn't enjoy this movie. I wanted to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 You haven't embraced Marky Mark. That's your issue here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I am all aboard for Donnie though. He was good in Ransom and I've seen Southie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Marky Mark is very hit or miss for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 I liked him in the Fighter. That's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Bizarrely, I'll watch pretty much anything if Wahlberg is in it. He has a certain earnestness to him, and he doesn't get enough credit for his comedic timing. Though, he is kinda corny too. I'll probably give the Transformers movie a miss though. I enjoyed 2 Guns. Fairly forgettable though. I don't even remember a nude scene, let alone it being Paula Patton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 She was topless for like 40 seconds at most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Bizarrely, I'll watch pretty much anything if Wahlberg is in it. He has a certain earnestness to him, and he doesn't get enough credit for his comedic timing. Though, he is kinda corny too. I'll probably give the Transformers movie a miss though. I enjoyed 2 Guns. Fairly forgettable though. I don't even remember a nude scene, let alone it being Paula Patton. Marky Mark is pretty much my favorite actor right now. Love his work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 http://youtu.be/EtoJ7fQBRF8 Kevin Hart! Josh Gad! Okay - I am going to be honest, the only reason I am posting this is because it is the directorial debut by a guy I went to high school with. (He had been just a writer - including writing the Break-Up and the announced writer of the Police Academy reboot). So despite the terrible movies... yup, another person I know who put me to shame Nothing wrong with this movie, it actually looks funny. I kind of like Josh Gad, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Marky Mark was larger than life in The Departed, Boogie Nights, Ted, and The Big mother fucking Hit and was king sized in Pain + Gain but was overshadowed by the comedic genius of The Rock. He was passable in Contraband, The Italian Job, and Broken City. Not great but not horrible either. I'd rather forget that The Happening ever happened. Ditto for Max Payne and Planet of the Apes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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