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2013 NFL: WEEK 16


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Oddly the Ravens aren't just as simple as win and they are in. If they win and the Dolphins and Chargers win, the Dolphins are in the playoffs. If either of those two teams lose then the Ravens are in.

 

If the Dolphins win and the Ravens lose then the Dolphins are in the playoffs. If the Ravens and Dolphins lose and the Chargers win then the Chargers are in the playoffs. If the Dolphins, Ravens and Chargers lose and the Steelers win then the Steelers are in the playoffs. If all four lose then the Ravens are in the playoffs.

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Eagle Evan Mathis said the following this week :"(If Dallas wins) I think we're going to cancel the game and invite the Bears to a movie or something; might go see 'Anchorman 2.'"

First round of popcorn's on me fellas.

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Oddly the Ravens aren't just as simple as win and they are in. If they win and the Dolphins and Chargers win, the Dolphins are in the playoffs. If either of those two teams lose then the Ravens are in.

 

If the Dolphins win and the Ravens lose then the Dolphins are in the playoffs. If the Ravens and Dolphins lose and the Chargers win then the Chargers are in the playoffs. If the Dolphins, Ravens and Chargers lose and the Steelers win then the Steelers are in the playoffs. If all four lose then the Ravens are in the playoffs.

 

Ok, Here's I think the playoff scenarios

And no, I'm not throwing ties in there, because.. well fuck ties smile.gif

Baltimore qualifies with:

WIN and loss by either Miami or San Diego

LOSS and Miami, San Diego and Pittsburgh Losses

Miami Qualifies with 

WIN and either loss by Baltimore OR San Diego wins (They win three way tiebreaker and tiebreaker over San Diego, Baltimore result is unimportant in this scenario)

San Diego Qualifies with:

WIN and Baltimore and Miami Losses

Pittsburgh Qualifies with

WIN, Chargers, Ravens and Dolphins All Lose.

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If this is the Run D that the Bears put out there, Shady is gonna put up some numbers today.

 

Can we get a halftime blowout so we can sit the starters for the much more meaningful game next week?

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I'm a hardcore Eagles fan.

 

I just hate the city of Philadelphia.

 

I'm also extrodinarly hard on my teams.

 

EDIT: Going for it there was a dick move Chip.  I approve, but for the love of god, don't run Shady into the damn ground tonight.  This doesn't mean anything.  

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Ok, this game is over. Sit fucking EVERYONE and just fuck around the rest of the night. We're paying Vick enough, let him get some snaps.

Jesus shut the fuck up dude

 

Is this  the definition of irony? 

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Ok, this game is over.  Sit fucking EVERYONE and just fuck around the rest of the night.  We're paying Vick enough, let him get some snaps.

 

NO YOU PUT THE DAMN NAILS IN THE COFFIN AND YOU MAKE SURE THAT THEY DON'T HAVE A SINGLE CHANCE TO COME BACK. DO YOU HEAR ME! STRIKE FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF THE COWBOYS. NO MERCY. NO REMORSE.

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