Dolfan in NYC Posted February 19 Posted February 19 She says her love for me could never die. But that'd change if she ever found out about you and I... Hey, we're headed back from Australia, and their teeny tiny rings! It's time for another week of AEW! And we have a NEW Women's Champion! The Timeless one is back on top! (I mean, I'm not going to be the one that points out it makes little sense that your blood feud ends in a small package... She wins all her matches that way!)    Oh, but her love is cold. Wouldn't hurt her if she didn't know, 'cause, when it gets too much... I need to feel your touch... But we're past Australia now! We're headed to Los Angeles and REVOLUTION! Let's see, Mox has a title match vs. Cope... I'm just assuming Mercedes or Toni will defend her respective titles there. And it looks like the International title will be on the line with Kenny Omega in that defen.... (*wait* when did Kenny win the Int'l Title? .... hmm.... says here he hasn't...But he just "John Cena-ed" his way into a title shot at the PPV after a weeks-long gauntlet... Cool...?)   I'm gonna run to you, I'm gonna run to you! 'Cause when the feeling's right I'm gonna run all night... I'm gonna run to you! Anyway, I'm done ribbing you gals and guys... here's whats on tap for tonight: (MJF is totally gonna use the F word in his promo... (okay seriously, now I'm done)) (A song about the virtue of cheating. How 1980s.) Enjoy the week! 1
Shartnado Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Damn, missed the previous thread, but Grand Slam was amazing! The opener, holy F'n shit! Kenny with a couple of rough spots but otherwise fantastic! Great performance by Harley Cameron! And Not Sasha, as well! This told a wonderful story. Harley had the right idea with pinning combinations but took too big of a risk with the swanton and it cost her in the end! Also, holy shit the puppet was OVER!!! Somewhere in the garbage heap of wrestling history, Rocco is crying his eyes out and not just because of Paul Ellering's hand up his ass, either! He wishes to get a reaction a fraction of the one Mini Mone got here! The tag brawl and Okada vs Matthews were both very good but obviously took the wind out of the crowd's sails. Well, not exactly, they kept booing, not falling into depressed apathy. The main event was awesome! Both women survived a total murder by the other one and then a surprise small package ends it. Obviously, this needs a real blow off! 3
AxB Posted February 19 Posted February 19 If Joe, Shibata and Hook are spelling it OPPS and not OPS, does that mean they're down with OPP? 1 4
SturmCRF Posted February 19 Posted February 19 (edited) For some reason, when I was eight years old, I decided that giving my New Foundation Jim Neidhart action figure 'Run To You' as his entrance music was the key to launching his big singles babyface push. Edited February 19 by SturmCRF 5 2
SovietShooter Posted February 19 Posted February 19 3 hours ago, Shartnado said: The main event was awesome! Both women survived a total murder by the other one and then a surprise small package ends it. Obviously, this needs a real blow off! I thought the match was perfectly fine the way they worked it, but would've been better with a bit of color. I thought we were going to get a bit, because they were slamming each other I to ring posts and guardrails, but it never happened. Not saying they shouldve started drinking each other's blood like Hangman/Swerve...
Matt D Posted February 19 Posted February 19 The Int'l Title thing is pretty weird. Omega should at least have to defend his spot against Mark Davis or something. 2
The Natural Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Timeless Toni Storm vs. Mariah May III has to be a gimmick match. I was thinking Texas Death Match as first choice then Lights Out. 3
porksweats Posted February 19 Posted February 19 5 minutes ago, The Natural said: Timeless Toni Storm vs. Mariah May III has to be a gimmick match. I was thinking Texas Death Match as first choice then Lights Out. I was thinking an Iron Man match personally. 1
The Natural Posted February 19 Posted February 19 12 minutes ago, porksweats said: I was thinking an Iron Man match personally. Good call. 1
SovietShooter Posted February 19 Posted February 19 25 minutes ago, The Natural said: Timeless Toni Storm vs. Mariah May III has to be a gimmick match. I was thinking Texas Death Match as first choice then Lights Out. Hollywood Backlot Brawl 15
tbarrie Posted February 19 Posted February 19 3 hours ago, AxB said: If Joe, Shibata and Hook are spelling it OPPS and not OPS, does that mean they're down with OPP? Are the Ontario Provincial Police any better than most police forces? (I suppose I should know, living in Ontario and all. But as a cis straight white dude, I'm generally not exposed to the ugly side of the police. And my few encounters with the police have all been with the Toronto police anyway.) 1
The Natural Posted February 19 Posted February 19 48 minutes ago, SovietShooter said: Hollywood Backlot Brawl 1 1
The Natural Posted February 19 Posted February 19 (edited) Cheers, Dolfan. Edited February 19 by The Natural
Zimbra Posted February 19 Posted February 19 They should borrow the tiny ring from the canadian death tour guy 1
SovietShooter Posted February 19 Posted February 19 There was an Indy group in Mexico a few years ago that had two rings for shows, and one was raised up so that the mat was even with the top rope on the other ring. I saw pics of it, but cannot remember the groups name. EAW maybe? 1
Curt McGirt Posted February 19 Posted February 19 (edited) That sounds awesome for lucha because (as one of the DVDVR Playboyz once wrote) someone could take a dive off the big one to the floor and "look like (they) were going to burn up on re-entry". Hollywood Backlot would HAVE to be surrounded by klieg lights, have a director's chair, someone gets their fingers smashed in a scene marker board (no, creeps, you can't have Toni's toes get it), boom mic stand, whatever else. If anyone could take an idea that goofy and make it work it'd be them. And then Toni again comes out... on top. (Dolfan, you know I HAD to make fun that you wrote that with a total poker face ) I still haven't watched the goddamn Aussie show so I'll do that today  Edited February 19 by Curt McGirt 1
Curt McGirt Posted February 19 Posted February 19 1 hour ago, Dolfan in NYC said: Â You had better given those guys double pay for taking the bump out of that thing.Â
Zimbra Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Statlander vs Bayne added to the card because ladies can slap meat, too. 3
tbarrie Posted February 19 Posted February 19 4 minutes ago, Zimbra said: Statlander vs Bayne added to the card because ladies can slap meat, too. Nice! I love Stat, but Bayne wins this, right? 1
HumanChessgame Posted February 19 Posted February 19 18 minutes ago, tbarrie said: Nice! I love Stat, but Bayne wins this, right? Given Bayne attacked Thunder Rosa as well I'm wondering if she runs in and causes a DQ or allows Stat to win with a distraction rollup. 1
Zimbra Posted February 19 Posted February 19 36 minutes ago, tbarrie said: Nice! I love Stat, but Bayne wins this, right? You would think so but AEW does love to have new people come in and job.
Curt McGirt Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Damn it, thread closed. I'm gonna put my Aussie show thoughts on here anyway. It'll be short. Probably because I watched very little of it. Spoiler - I would call this an exhibition tag, because it's just an exhibition of all the offense these guys have. MOVEZ~! The ring does look tiny. That's also a LOT of people. The rana is called a "Poison Runner" on my subs and we should call it that all the time now. I wonder how long it's been since that El Samurai/Kanemoto match... I also wonder how many arm slaps or thigh slaps or hand claps these guys did on their moves. But so what, the crowd dug it. - Didn't watch the Harley match because I knew she lost to you-know-who. That's pretty pointless, innit? But we don't want no boo-boo face. God forbid. I wonder if she has a Hogan clause in her contract. - It would've been cool if Claudio kept on the Mortal Kombat mask. Edge takes a jump from five feet in the air, Nigel: "HE'S A MADMAN!" Nothing special about this match. At this point I think the point of Death Riders is to troll... us. Moxley should win the title match, just drag it on and on until Darby does or does not survive the climb and returns. - FF'd through Okada/Matthews. I saw enough movez in the first match. - Mariah's nickname is "The Glamour"? I'm guessing Rossy Ogawa came up with that for her; speaking of Japan, I marked out for DR. LOOSER! returning in full bellboy attire. It dawned on me that Harley's voice-throwing must come up really helpful at calling spots in matches. In the STF it looked like Toni was doing that while yelling at Mariah. This started off like Lesnar/Cena with the Germans and that was a foretelling of how the match was to end -- until the beautiful tight package finish. This was really missing the heat in the middle because of the fucking commercial break. Otherwise, good stuff.  1
Niners Fan in CT Posted February 19 Posted February 19 16 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: Damn it, thread closed. I'm gonna put my Aussie show thoughts on here anyway. It'll be short. Probably because I watched very little of it.  Hide contents - I would call this an exhibition tag, because it's just an exhibition of all the offense these guys have. MOVEZ~! The ring does look tiny. That's also a LOT of people. The rana is called a "Poison Runner" on my subs and we should call it that all the time now. I wonder how long it's been since that El Samurai/Kanemoto match... I also wonder how many arm slaps or thigh slaps or hand claps these guys did on their moves. But so what, the crowd dug it. - Didn't watch the Harley match because I knew she lost to you-know-who. That's pretty pointless, innit? But we don't want no boo-boo face. God forbid. I wonder if she has a Hogan clause in her contract. - It would've been cool if Claudio kept on the Mortal Kombat mask. Edge takes a jump from five feet in the air, Nigel: "HE'S A MADMAN!" Nothing special about this match. At this point I think the point of Death Riders is to troll... us. Moxley should win the title match, just drag it on and on until Darby does or does not survive the climb and returns. - FF'd through Okada/Matthews. I saw enough movez in the first match. - Mariah's nickname is "The Glamour"? I'm guessing Rossy Ogawa came up with that for her; speaking of Japan, I marked out for DR. LOOSER! returning in full bellboy attire. It dawned on me that Harley's voice-throwing must come up really helpful at calling spots in matches. In the STF it looked like Toni was doing that while yelling at Mariah. This started off like Lesnar/Cena with the Germans and that was a foretelling of how the match was to end -- until the beautiful tight package finish. This was really missing the heat in the middle because of the fucking commercial break. Otherwise, good stuff.  Didn't even have to click the spoiler to know what this said Lol 2
JLowe Posted February 19 Posted February 19 6 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: That sounds awesome for lucha because (as one of the DVDVR Playboyz once wrote) someone could take a dive off the big one to the floor and "look like (they) were going to burn up on re-entry". Hollywood Backlot would HAVE to be surrounded by klieg lights, have a director's chair, someone gets their fingers smashed in a scene marker board (no, creeps, you can't have Toni's toes get it), boom mic stand, whatever else. If anyone could take an idea that goofy and make it work it'd be them. And then Toni again comes out... on top. (Dolfan, you know I HAD to make fun that you wrote that with a total poker face ) I still haven't watched the goddamn Aussie show so I'll do that today  It’s not my kink but if Toni has any say in it there would absolutely be a foot spot with the scene marker board.Â
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