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9-23-96 -

 


Real story. A woman called the WCW offices last week complaining because her five year old had spray painted NWO on her one year old.

 

Paul Wight had to buy the Cadillac they destroyed in the angle that aired on Saturday. They got a rented Cadillac that was supposed to be Lex Luger's car and the NWO destroyed it. They had an agreement with the rental place how much damage would be done and basically totally exceeded it in the heat of battle and Wight became the scapegoat.

 

Faarooq vs. Marc Mero for the IC title finals was moved from the Philadelphia PPV to the live Raw the next night in Hershey, PA which shows how much emphasis they are putting in their Monday night ratings. Pat Patterson will ref. I can see the finish already. Sunny will show some thigh to distract Patterson to lead to a finish but it won't work.

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I haven't seen the episode, but I'm curious to know how big the box that housed the sex toys was. I will temper my feigned shocked reaction accordingly.

 

A shoe box is much different from the dress shirt-sized moving box I'm currently picturing.

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9-23-96 -

 

Faarooq vs. Marc Mero for the IC title finals was moved from the Philadelphia PPV to the live Raw the next night in Hershey, PA which shows how much emphasis they are putting in their Monday night ratings. Pat Patterson will ref. I can see the finish already. Sunny will show some thigh to distract Patterson to lead to a finish but it won't work.

 

 

I've just covered that match actually for the new WWF Video Guide and Patterson actually gropes Sunny and Sable but barely notices himself doing it. JR of course waits until he drops to the floor before barking out "The queens of the WWF are outside the ring!"

 

Bryan legitimately not knowing the difference between owning a dildo and doing porn says a lot about what goes on in his head.

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It was such a weird little discussion, and they didn't just gloss over it and move on either. It was kind of like a mini version of that ridiculous TNA thing a few weeks ago along the lines of "What should TNA do now?" "It doesn't matter." "But if they tried to do something..." "But it wouldn't matter!"

 

And as if making the leap from 'carting a box of sex toys across the country = will do porn later in life' wasn't already subversive enough, I've just listened to Bryan and Vinny waste several minutes of a show because they were dicking around trying to get their cats to speak to each other over Skype, right in the middle of a show review no less. Who even gives a shit about something like that except those two? And the worst part was they didn't even stop when Vinny's cat finally meowed.

 

Not that there isn't a lot to like about their audio content, but there's so many little 'moments' like that recently that have been humuorously bizarre at best and downright excruciating at worst that it's hard not to notice.

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Bryan legitimately not knowing the difference between owning a dildo and doing porn says a lot about what goes on in his head.

 

There isn't a whole lot on the internet that makes me facepalm... but this, this here made me face palm.

 

 

Between this and having Dave explain why Arianne on Total Divas doesn't like sex because her boyfriend has a huge cock made for an amazingly awkward show.

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Bryan legitimately not knowing the difference between owning a dildo and doing porn says a lot about what goes on in his head.

 

There isn't a whole lot on the internet that makes me facepalm... but this, this here made me face palm.

 

 

Between this and having Dave explain why Arianne on Total Divas doesn't like sex because her boyfriend has a huge cock made for an amazingly awkward show.

 

 

It took you guys a week to bring this up. I can't believe it.

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I dread Fridays when Alvarez does the updates. One of the worst parts is when he repeats news items that Dave mentioned the previous day. Like, does he even look at the site other than the stuff he is directly involved in?

To be fair. Dave does the same thing on Wednesdays, so its not just Bryan.

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