Craig H Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Never ate a Shoney's, but we did just get a Golden Corral that I refuse to go to. The week it opened was like a South Park episode playing out. That place was fucking packed and I shit you not, there was a line outside the building and nearly everyone was grossly overweight, wearing sweatpants, and a t-shirt. My friend had the best comment about Golden Corral on his Facebook, which was "Golden Corral: We aren't afraid of salt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 An incredible traffic jam got caused in my hometown Tuesday by the town's first Popeyes opening up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Never ate a Shoney's, but we did just get a Golden Corral that I refuse to go to. The week it opened was like a South Park episode playing out. That place was fucking packed and I shit you not, there was a line outside the building and nearly everyone was grossly overweight, wearing sweatpants, and a t-shirt. My friend had the best comment about Golden Corral on his Facebook, which was "Golden Corral: We aren't afraid of salt." Yeah, okay, That right there is the typical Golden Corral crowd. And I like Golden Corral. Fortunately, I live 90 minutes away from one. That has stopped me from going on a path were I can only leave my house via forklift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovert Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Please stop talking about restaurants 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I remember when I first moved to Canada I was staying at a hotel nearish to the airport for a week or so while I figured out where I was going to live. Only place to eat at nights within walking distance was a Dennys and me and my friend ate there every night for a week. That was eight years ago. I've never gone to Dennys since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Give it a couple of decades 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 It's funny I loved it the first night, I was all "damn Canada has good food". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 And if not a Perkins, then Old Country Buffet. In East TN, if not Perkins, it's Piccadilly Cafeteria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlfredoE Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I could count the number of times I went to Denny's before I started going to wrestling shows, but its become a regular thing now after wrestling shows. That's actually the only time that I step into Denny's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 We ever find out why Meltzer posts Babinsack's articles on the site? Cause that Ultimo Dragon book review is just a rambling mess about a Kickstarter project for the book and not a review at all. And if I'm on the road and the options are available it's... Breakfast: Shoney's Lunch/Dinner: Bob Evans Late Night: Denny's And Shoney Bear is my dude. He used to send me a birthday card until I was late into my twenties for a free kid's dessert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie20x6 Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 I go to Denny's more than most. The wife loves pancakes. We just went last week, while we were in San Antonio. I don't mind a little butter, but when I ordered my usual (Egg Whites and English Muffins) it came out with a puddle of butter on the muffins, and the whites were swimming in what I would best describe as a 'butter soup'. The waitress and manager were extremely apologetic; they brought out a new order without the American amount of butter on it, and I think they also took the new cook outside and beat him. Surprisingly good service from a location that was about five feet away from a strip club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cole Miner Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Do you people not have Bob Evans or something? No. For some reason when I see sausage and gravy dispensers I feel like this is a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 I've always said that no one goes to Denny's, they end up there. Now Cracker Barrel, that place is the tits. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 ihop is the personal enemy now since I got diagnosed with Celiac. They put pancake batter in their eggs. They are TRYING to kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Friendly's used to have some banging fucking breakfast. You could get like 3 of everything for $3.33. 3 eggs, 3 pancakes/waffles, etc. Plus, their home fries were surprisingly decent. I'm a fuck when it comes home fries but these were pretty satisfying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 I feel like I had no real concept of Denny's growing up til I saw Bobcat Goldthwait on Space Ghost: Coast to Coast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 At least when all of you people start keeling over from heart attacks I can point to this thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Amen. While I am still a fatty, Denny's has almost nothing that isn't too greasy for me. Ah, age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 At least when all of you people start keeling over from heart attacks I can point to this thread. Your username makes this quote so much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Do you people not have Bob Evans or something?No. For some reason when I see sausage and gravy dispensers I feel like this is a good thing. I need one of those dispensers for my house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Do you people not have Bob Evans or something?No. For some reason when I see sausage and gravy dispensers I feel like this is a good thing. I need one of those dispensers for my house. Just to be clear on this. This is a setup for a joke about your lacking a proper, functioning dispenser for the sausage gravy that you love and crave. People, I implore you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 No joke. I can whip up a mean biscuit but I haven't mastered the gravy. A Bob Evans dispenser with an ongoing supply of gravy would be just great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 He's saying you need a new penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 I can whip up a mean biscuit but I haven't mastered the gravy. This is the most Kung Fu thing ever written on this board. Something this guy would say: Before making you balance six wine jugs on your back while he goes back to study his gravy formula. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 He's saying you need a new penisIf my cock came sausage gravy I'd never leave the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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