NFL 2024 NFL PRESEASON

[hammerva]

Well this was inevitable given the signing of Bryant and how other receivers have looked, Washington traded Jahan Dotson and a pick to the Eagles for some draft picks

 

[dogwelder]

So another Riverboat Ron draft pick gone.  What a horrible regime that's turning out to be.

[RIPPA]

6 minutes ago, hammerva said:

Well this was inevitable given the signing of Bryant and how other receivers have looked, Washington traded Jahan Dotson and a pick to the Eagles for some draft picks

 

Actual details appear to be Dotson and a 5th round pick for a 3rd round pick and multiple 7th rounders

[hammerva]

Not sure what was the more ridiculous Adam Schefter reporting moment yesterday between a bunch Charger players having to crawl through celling panels to get out of their broken hotel elevator  in Dallas or whatever the fuck Field Yates was going on the beach with an inflatable tacking dummy  during his fantasy football league draft that caused him to dislocate his shoulder 

Although I am willing to bet it wasn't the first time someone on a Jim Harbaugh team had to go through ceiling panels to escape trouble 

Edited August 24, 2024 by hammerva

[RIPPA]

In a fitting tribute to PAC 12 after dark 

[hammerva]

The only people who was happy to see Trey Lance throw 5 INT in a game is probably Dak and definitely the Niners organization 

[BloodyChamp]

That’s the 49ers in a nutshell right there. They bust their asses all the way down to the practice squad and come up that short.

[RIPPA]

Ravens Offensive Line Coach Joe D'Alessandris has passed away at the age of 70

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D'Alessandris had been hospitalized for the past two weeks with what the Ravens had described as "an acute illness" that required ongoing treatment for an extended period. Ravens coach John Harbaugh said at the time that D'Alessandris had surgery early in the summer, and his current illness was a complication from it.

 

[Tabe]

Stat of the day: Sean Payton is the highest scoring head coach of all-time at just over 27 points a game. 

Mike Mccarthy is 2nd. 

[hammerva]

i didn't watch the full game but man are we sure Cris Collingsworth didn't have to get his stomach pumped after talking about Drake Maye.   

[Dolfan in NYC]

KC is signing JuJu Smith-Schuster.  (Yes, again.)

This is apparently in response to a report that Rashee Rice is going to be... going away for a while.

[Dolfan in NYC]

Expect to hear the statement "CeeDee Lamb will be able to buy lots of CD's now!"

Cowboys extend Lamb 4/136, 100 guaranteed

[hammerva]

Malik Willis traded to the Packers for a 7th rounder.   Man those Packers backups must have sucked

[Hail Sabin]

29 minutes ago, hammerva said:

Malik Willis traded to the Packers for a 7th rounder.   Man those Packers backups must have sucked

Fucking Sean Clifford 

[hammerva]

Welcome to the new stadium name of the Washington Commanders.  And yes there has already been jokes about "Washington" and "Northwest"

 

[Dolfan in NYC]

The NIMBY's in Adams-Morgan would destroy the Commanders.  Nothing quite as powerful as a DC Karen because she (and her husband or wife) probably has a law degree. 

In other NFC Least news...  Jerry Jones said in an interview that so long as he owns the Dallas Cowboys, the team will never hire a GM.  He believes "no one can run the team as well as he can."  To wit...

 

This serves as a reminder that the Dallas football team has not made it to the NFC Championship game in almost 30 years.

[RIPPA]

Some notable cuts so far

• Kadarius Toney - Chiefs
• Desmond Ridder - Cards
• Myles Gaskin - Vikings
• Sam Hartman - Commanders
• CJ Beathard - Jags
• Martavis Bryant - Commanders
• Bailey Zappe - Pats
• Anders Carlson - Packers
• Caleb Farley - Titans

[Brian Fowler]

With Zappe being cut, that makes it the top I think 7 QBs picked in 2022 who are no longer with the team that drafted them. 

The weakest QB class in years might've been somehow worse than advertised.

[dogwelder]

Why Ron Rivera should never be allowed to be in control of a team's draft:

 

[BloodyChamp]

You just never know when it comes to drafting. Coaches don’t know, players don’t know and we dang sure don’t know. That’s a unique list of cuts. A guy who started on the team that won the SB, a year old first round draft pick, a Bill Belichik coached quarterback, and 1 of the 9000 quarterbacks who started for the 49ers between Jimmy G and Purdy.

[supremebve]

17 hours ago, dogwelder said:

Why Ron Rivera should never be allowed to be in control of a team's draft:

 

Somebody is going to have to explain one good thing Ron Rivera has done a a coach. If the best thing you've ever done is realize you have Cam Newton, you get no credit from me. 

[dogwelder]

31 minutes ago, supremebve said:

Somebody is going to have to explain one good thing Ron Rivera has done a a coach. If the best thing you've ever done is realize you have Cam Newton, you get no credit from me. 

He got everyone to agree he was an idiot when he didn't realize the Commanders were eliminated from playoff contention two seasons ago?

[Dolfan in NYC]

This is one of those things that's going to end up being a much, much bigger problem than anyone involved right now remotely thinks it is:

 

[supremebve]

5 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

This is one of those things that's going to end up being a much, much bigger problem than anyone involved right now remotely thinks it is:

 

While people are explaining things to me,  can someone explain how people make money by selling parts of their business to people who actively try to destroy the business? 

[Kuetsar]

Don't those greedy sons a bitches have enough $$$$?