Bear Wyatt Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 Also... Pitbull = Davey Richards? I'm pretty sure Davey Richards is some band that gets good reviews on Pitchfork. Arcade Fire?
jaedmc Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 But I like Arcade Fire. Can't he be something else, like Ke$ha or 98 Degrees? 1
psyclicksecret Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 Maybe Foxygen but for some reason I want to call Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards together Esben and the Witch.
Cobra Commander Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 shouldn't Cena be "Coldplay"? popular with some but really unpopular amongst others
SirSmUgly Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 Four Horsemen have to be the Beatles, right? Ric Flair is Paul McCartney and still held up into old age. Also had problems with ex-wives.Who's Paul Roma?Some ungrateful idiot who performed at Wrestlemania and was a member of the Four Horsemen and still some how is bitter. It's not his fault Flair and Anderson were jealous of his body. They should've just paid Tully what he wanted I can't believe it was THAT unreasonable of a price that you replace him with Paul fucking Roma I thought that Tully failed a drug test and that's why he didn't come back to be a Horseman. Or am I mixing this up with something else/getting my info wrong?
jaedmc Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 That works pretty well. Early stuff was super catchy and everyone thought she was the next Madonna. Then came drugs and madness and upskirt shots getting out of the limo. Newer stuff sort of feels like the older stuff but is ultimately unfulfilling.
Cristobal Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 I was thinking Curtis Axel is Miley Cyrus, but that would make Perfect into Billy Ray, and that just doesn't work. 1
Cristobal Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 Terry Funk is Johnny Cash. Even when his body/voice wasn't able to do what it used to, and he was really just doing stuff from newer performers, he was still kind of amazing. 3
jaedmc Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 I was thinking Curtis Axel is Miley Cyrus, but that would make Perfect into Billy Ray, and that just doesn't work. You just have to think of a star who got a break because of their parent, and as they got older did stuff that made people question their sanity. That can't be too hard, right? I'm thinking Shane McMahon.
Cristobal Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 Yeah, but how many kids who got into the business because of their parents had parents who were basically flashes in the pan themselves?
ARMDRAGON Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 Dustin can be U2, with Goldust being his Achtung Baby. I don't think anyone saw those changes coming.
JRGoldman Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 I feel like Davey is Brian Jonestown Massacre. Found fame on a small scale for aping a beloved period of his profession (90s Japan Juniors and late 60s experimental, respectively) and had a fan base saying they would revolutionize everything if they ever reached a larger audience, but every time they would get close, there would be some act of seeming self sabotage (multiple early retirements, the fireman stuff, team bandit etc) that got in the way and prevented getting to that next stage. I guess the only difference is I like the BJM. 2
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 U2 are shockingly bad, please don't compare them to Goldust. 6
mattdangerously Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 Davey is Mumford and Sons: Technically proficient but uninspired mimicry of what somebody else has already done a lot better, and quite popular with people who don't know any better.
BoKnowsWrestling Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 little late but 2 decent stories about meeting guys. probably 99 or 200 or so, I was in highschool at a comic con. Beforehand I knew the million dollar man was going to be there so I brought his book. I go up to him and see that there are no signs or anything about meeting him, no prices, nothing about buying a photo and an autograph, also no line at all. so I just walk up and try to talk to him and virgil, of course. Next thing I know he just kind of takes my book and signs it. Then demands 20 dollars. I tried to explain that I wasn't aware he was going to sign it, and I was kind of just strolling up curious (probably would have paid 5 dollars). Next thing I know virgil is like standing next to me and essentially I got shook down. Later in the day I found a comic book dude named "black bastard", it was some tall ass dude dressed as a pimp from the comic "black bastard". Anyway, I told him the story and him, me and his entourage confronted dibiase and virigl. It was pretty sick and it was on the internet for a bit. A few years larry zbyszko was in town for a show. After the show we went down to the afterhours bar where the wrestlers and their families go (its weird and goes til at least 4am, that's the latest I've been there). BSed with Larry for a while about weird stuff, including christmas. I think we were talking as a mother and daughter karaoked "I'm Proud to be an american"
Cristobal Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 The Big Show is Dolly Parton. He does what he does very well, and as we've seen from subsequent efforts, what he does isn't nearly as easy as he makes it look, but how often these days do you go out of your way to hear Dolly Parton? 1
JRGoldman Posted December 3, 2013 Posted December 3, 2013 We ought to have a group think about which musicians best represent Chris Masters and Mark Henry and what song best encapsulates Chuck Palumbo's punches. That way I can bring up threads from this message board in public without revealing I spend hours a day talking about pro wrestling. 2
Gonzalez Posted December 3, 2013 Posted December 3, 2013 Chris Masters = Megadeth Overrated band, that is only loved by their fans because of their hatred for the more popular Metallica(the former band of Megadeth's lead singer, and guitarist Dave Mustaine).
Ramsey Posted December 3, 2013 Posted December 3, 2013 Posting Kreayshawn is tantamount to terrorism. Randy Orton is indeed Nickelback because I fucking hate Nickelback.
Cristobal Posted December 3, 2013 Posted December 3, 2013 As soon as Dave Mustaine uproots a tree to save his mother, I'll buy that comparison.
LooseCannon Posted December 3, 2013 Posted December 3, 2013 CM Punk is Justin Bieber, a tatted-up pussy hound who has a rabid fan base that will support him no matter what. 7
Jrag Posted December 3, 2013 Posted December 3, 2013 You fuckers better never mention Arcade Fire and Davey Richards in the same sentence ever again! My eyes are bleeding, and I don't even hate Davey. 2
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