Super Ape Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 My grandma was a Native American from Oklahoma. Watching her shout "PUNCH HIM JOHN! JOHN WAYNE WOULDN'T DEAL WITH HIS SHIT!" made me a wrestling fan again. The Shield, Rhodes, and the other arseholes can have billion star matches every night show, but until one of them makes me think some old woman is sitting around yelling at her TV in rage, I won't be too interested tbh I know I've talked about it in the past, but CHIKARA has sat on my altar of Everything Wrestling Should Ever Be after going to a live show and seeing a Hispanic woman and her three kids call Chuck Taylor a pendejo. Wrestling needs more pissed-off women going completely bugfuck at the heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 I thought Aiden English was essentially our hipster wrestler. He even has a scarf with mustaches on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Sami Zayne is playing a hipster character. English is playing an artiste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 My grandma was a Native American from Oklahoma. Watching her shout "PUNCH HIM JOHN! JOHN WAYNE WOULDN'T DEAL WITH HIS SHIT!" made me a wrestling fan again. The Shield, Rhodes, and the other arseholes can have billion star matches every night show, but until one of them makes me think some old woman is sitting around yelling at her TV in rage, I won't be too interested tbh I know I've talked about it in the past, but CHIKARA has sat on my altar of Everything Wrestling Should Ever Be after going to a live show and seeing a Hispanic woman and her three kids call Chuck Taylor a pendejo. Wrestling needs more pissed-off women going completely bugfuck at the heels. Was that at the Arena? There was a show in Reading where chuck tormented a small kid in a Rey mask and the kid got his revenge later when the tecnicos held Chuck and let the kid smack Him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Sami likes dorky pop-punk. No hipsters like Op Ivy or The Bouncing Souls. I know my indie sub-cultures. Sami's no hipster. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Sami likes dorky pop-punk. No hipsters like Op Ivy or The Bouncing Souls. I know my indie sub-cultures. Sami's no hipster. God damn it stop! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 The hat. The scarf. The t-shirts of a band that broke up 20 years ago. The blazer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 If you add in some anxiety about everything in the world and a penchant for drinking bourbon to the character, Sami Zayne is totally doing a Buy Me a Burrito cosplay act. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 The hipster should go on a tear of a winning streak, just for someone to figure out the only way to defeat him/her is with a hip toss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 The hipster should go on a tear of a winning streak, just for someone to figure out the only way to defeat him/her is with a hip toss. An ironic hip toss or a standard hip toss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 I'm almost as amazed at how easy Cesaro made the catch look much as I'm impressed by Cody's moonsault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 The hipster should go on a tear of a winning streak, just for someone to figure out the only way to defeat him/her is with a hip toss. An ironic hip toss or a standard hip toss? What about a post-modern hip toss? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoarr Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zac_Fu Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 I don't see how a hipster could be a viable gimmick in any level of wrestling. Those fuckers can't be assed to open their own shitty canned PBRs, much less get into a physical confrontation with another person. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 *insert YouTube clip od the Michael/Trevor hipster conversation from GTAV here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Isn't Punk the hipster wrestler? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Punk probably doesn't drink PBR and doesn't strike me as the Dawes type. Does he carry a wallet on a chain? Maybe Fat Spanish Waiter can clear this up with his C.M. Punk hotline, only 99 cents for the first minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 If you missed the replay of The Voice vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin on AXSTV last night I'm sorry for you. Austin really opens up and towards the end even gets emotional, and at the end says it's the best interview he's ever had. Schiavello used to announce pro wrestling in Australia and you can tell he knows his shit. Especially a great watch for anyone listening to The Steve Austin Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKash202 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Trying to set up my Universe Mode on WWE 2K14. Who would be the contendors (if any, don't force it) for the following BELTS. Big E's Intercontinental and Ambrose's US. Put the contenders in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valcourt Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 A true Hipster Wrestler would have to play his intro music off of a turntable. Choose some obscure band and play a 7". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 inspired by the DVD sales talks... I wonder if they kept any stats for the sales of the random Coliseum stuff they released, or how much of their distribution was through video rentals. Would also ask if they count rentals in the DVD sales talk and if that skews any different directions. Pretty sure they don't have as many 7 hour long tapings to provide for Coliseum-esque DVD releases of random matches. But they could do that by just releasing random matches from the past. Or maybe have current superstars pick matches from the past as the theme of the DVD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 I'm excited for the WCW PPV DVD I wonder how many repeats we r going to have and how much unreleased material is gonna be on it? And if DDP is hosting it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Trying to set up my Universe Mode on WWE 2K14. Who would be the contendors (if any, don't force it) for the following BELTS. Big E's Intercontinental and Ambrose's US. Put the contenders in order. Don't know about order, but the contenders would more or less be the same for both guys: Ziggler, Fandango, Sandow, Kingston, Curtis Axel, Miz, etc. Basically any of the mid-tier guys who aren't too focused on tag teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valcourt Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 DDP has to host. BANG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Trying to set up my Universe Mode on WWE 2K14. Who would be the contendors (if any, don't force it) for the following BELTS. Big E's Intercontinental and Ambrose's US. Put the contenders in order. For the Intercontinental probably something like 1. Fandango - the current #1 contender 2. Damien Sandow - most recent title challenger 3. Dolph Ziggler - lost to Fandango in #1 contender match 4. Curtis Axel - the previous champion 5. Kofi Kingston Ambrose hasn't defended the US in 2 months so must have no contenders. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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