piranesi Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Jerry Lawler says hello. Depending on your age and gender you should 1) Ask him why everyone's punches suck 2) Run away and tell an adult Wait. This was a life-skills quiz question right? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 nah I'll just ask him if he wants a coca-cola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Jerry Lawler says hello. Yes, I'm well aware you can actually name 80s main event professional wrestlers who didn't do drugs or drink. That wasn't the point. Hogan, Flair, Piper, Dog, and dozens of other guys were doing just as much drugs and alcohol as Kerry. It's not like the Von Erichs were some kind of anomaly back then. If Kerry was clean and sober, he'd hopefully still be alive, but I don't know that he'd accomplish much more than he did. His I-C run would have lasted a lot longer though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Jerry Lawler says hello. Depending on your age and gender you should 1) Ask him why everyone's punches suck 2) Run away and tell an adult Wait. This was a life-skills quiz question right? Why did you give up on Twitter, man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Jerry Lawler says hello. Depending on your age and gender you should 1) Ask him why everyone's punches suck 2) Run away and tell an adult Wait. This was a life-skills quiz question right? Why did you give up on Twitter, man? I can't deal. Shit on Twitter goes by so fast and all your best crafted jokes disappear in an instant. Like you're a protozoa, and you could be as brilliant as Lenny Bruce, but your brilliant jokes about protozoa life are gone within seconds and you and your entire generation are dead within minutes, and your entire species has evolved into a different life form that isn't even what you were within a day. I can't deal with that. I have an archivist's streak. And twitter is like the opposite of archivism. It's like that river that you can never step into twice or whatever. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I saw an interview Kerry did with a newsletter where he was sober and he came across as a bright guy. Making it a bigger shame he gave his life over to drugs. You can say everybody was on drugs, but the Von Erichs were on another level. They were dying years before their contemporaries started dying. Reminds me of something Dan Akroyd said about John Belushi. That they were all on drugs, but Belushi carried it further than anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 If you watch the entire show, they heavily imply that the AWA officials wanted to make sure Lawler left with both belts.. the Superclash 3 announcers or WCCW announcers? just asking since the WCCW also claimed that a "Sumo Ref" screwed KVE out of the title in Japan in 1984 The Super Clash announcers. The AWA President made a point to tell the referee to stop the match if it gets too bloody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I saw an interview Kerry did with a newsletter where he was sober and he came across as a bright guy. Making it a bigger shame he gave his life over to drugs. You can say everybody was on drugs, but the Von Erichs were on another level. They were dying years before their contemporaries started dying. Reminds me of something Dan Akroyd said about John Belushi. That they were all on drugs, but Belushi carried it further than anyone. I would think if anybody from World Class was John Belushi, it would be Gino Hernandez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Bugg Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I'm stoked for the Batista return. I want to see him ripping heads off like back in 2005. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Jerry Lawler says hello. Depending on your age and gender you should 1) Ask him why everyone's punches suck 2) Run away and tell an adult Wait. This was a life-skills quiz question right? Why did you give up on Twitter, man? I can't deal. Shit on Twitter goes by so fast and all your best crafted jokes disappear in an instant. Like you're a protozoa, and you could be as brilliant as Lenny Bruce, but your brilliant jokes about protozoa life are gone within seconds and you and your entire generation are dead within minutes, and your entire species has evolved into a different life form that isn't even what you were within a day. I can't deal with that. I have an archivist's streak. And twitter is like the opposite of archivism. It's like that river that you can never step into twice or whatever. But there's @stopwhites It's the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Jerry Lawler says hello. Depending on your age and gender you should 1) Ask him why everyone's punches suck 2) Run away and tell an adult Wait. This was a life-skills quiz question right? Why did you give up on Twitter, man? I can't deal. Shit on Twitter goes by so fast and all your best crafted jokes disappear in an instant. Like you're a protozoa, and you could be as brilliant as Lenny Bruce, but your brilliant jokes about protozoa life are gone within seconds and you and your entire generation are dead within minutes, and your entire species has evolved into a different life form that isn't even what you were within a day. I can't deal with that. I have an archivist's streak. And twitter is like the opposite of archivism. It's like that river that you can never step into twice or whatever. But there's @stopwhitesIt's the best! Followed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 dammit. how many of us are in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 If I show up there somewhere, I'll have enough credits to put up an IMDB: Actor (self) 2 credits Stop White People (2013) (twitter feed)............self at poetry reading Don't Maul Us (We'll Maul You) The Making of Terra Chimp (2014) (Dvd Feature)....self Producer 2 credits Terra Chimp vs. Mark Henry (2015) (rumored) Terra Chimp Christmas Special (2014) Terra Chimp (2014) (in production) The Tonight Show with Jay Le...Mark Henry (2013).....37 episodes Writer 4 credits Terra Chimp vs. Mark Henry (2015) rumored Mark Henry vs. Jason Vorhees (2015) Mark Henry vs. Gravity (2014) Mark Henry Glenn Ross (2014) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I'm sick to death of every goddamn person acting like a "Mark Henry air bill" joke is still clever, original, or even remotely funny now (AH, yeah! Mark said that once 18 months ago! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!- Fuck, type "Mark Henry Air Bill" in the search engine, you'll probably get an error 404 from the overkill) but goddamn if I wouldn't pay money to see Mark as Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross. Bad ass reference that came out of nowhere. THAT'S how you make a Mark Henry joke. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I'm assuming Cena-Batista-Orton at Mania, which then leads to an Orton face turn and you end up having six mans against a tension filled Shield in the undercard that keeps the house show business decent whilst Bryan and Punk tag against DX? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino_Not_Deuce Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 So according to the front page on the Observer, Batista is returning in February for a WrestleMania program. Awwwwwwwwesome. He better not miss a beat with his heel gimmick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty J. Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 So according to the front page on the Observer, Batista is returning in February for a WrestleMania program. Awwwwwwwwesome. He better not miss a beat with his heel gimmick Expect a half-hearted face run, kind of like Rock lite. but the crowd will turn on him twice as fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 You clearly don't remember much about Batista. His whole gimmick was that he didn't give a fuck and enjoyed beating people up. He didn't even really bother with promos. I can't wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w. josh Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 This is Batista doing press for a giant, financially risky Marvel movie, though. Something tells me he's not going to go on any "fat chicks" rants this time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Christmas came early, motherfuckers! I WALK ALONE INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 And Santa's the best. I went to Santa's little gimmick and told brother man, "hey brother, what I want dude, is I want the Animal, the man who deserves the spotlight all to himself, to make his return brother, to the WWE." And Santa said, ok. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 "OK" said Santa, while backing slowly away 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 And Santa's the best. I went to Santa's little gimmick and told brother man, "hey brother, what I want dude, is I want the Animal, the man who deserves the spotlight all to himself, to make his return brother, to the WWE." And Santa said, ok. And Road Warrior Animal shows up the next night on Raw to induct Miz as the next member of the Legion of Doom. All DVDVRMB members look at you in solemn disgust. "Gift of the Magi" or "Monkey's Paw" lesson LEARNED! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I'm sick to death of every goddamn person acting like a "Mark Henry air bill" joke is still clever, original, or even remotely funny now (AH, yeah! Mark said that once 18 months ago! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!- Fuck, type "Mark Henry Air Bill" in the search engine, you'll probably get an error 404 from the overkill) but goddamn if I wouldn't pay money to see Mark as Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross. Bad ass reference that came out of nowhere. THAT'S how you make a Mark Henry joke. Nope, they are still awesome. Some references never get old. Now saying "best for business" is tiresome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I'm sick to death of every goddamn person acting like a "Mark Henry air bill" joke is still clever, original, or even remotely funny now (AH, yeah! Mark said that once 18 months ago! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!- Fuck, type "Mark Henry Air Bill" in the search engine, you'll probably get an error 404 from the overkill) but goddamn if I wouldn't pay money to see Mark as Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross. Bad ass reference that came out of nowhere. THAT'S how you make a Mark Henry joke. "Air is for closers!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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