Impact Wrestling Spoilers for 3/23/23 - Las Vegas, NV

[DreamBroken]

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*Taped for BTI: Trey Miguel def. Kevin Knight (8:32) after the Lightning Spiral

Impact Wrestling - Airing March 23, 2023 from Las Vegas, NV

*Time Machine (Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, & Kushida) def. The Design (Deaner, Kon, & Angels w/ Callihan) (18:55) when Kushida made Angels submit to the Hoverboard Lock

*Deonna Purrazzo def. Savannah Evans (w/ Gisele Shaw & Jai Vidal) (13:41) with a crucifix rollup. After the match, Shaw, Vidal, & Evans beat up Deonna.

*Bully Ray & Masha Slamovich def. Tommy Dreamer & Mickie James (9:39) when Bully pinned Dreamer after a low blow and a piledriver. After the match, Bully tries to put Mickie through a table but Jordynne Grace makes the save. Jordynne ends up accidentally spearing Mickie.

*Brian Myers & Moose def. Joe Hendry & Dirty Dango (13:41) when Myers pinned Hendry after the Roster Cut

*Josh Alexander promo interrupted by Steve Maclin going back and forth. Maclin talked about being obsessed with the world title and showed video of himself watching Josh's matches from the curtain over the past year. Josh wanted to do the match right now but Maclin said he wants to beat Josh in his hometown at Rebellion.

(Post Show Dark Match) Jordynne Grace, Bhupinder Gujjar, & PCO def. Eddie Edwards, Kenny King, & Gisele Shaw (w/ Jai Vidal & Savannah Evans) when PCO pinned King with the PCOsault

 

Edited March 24, 2023 by DreamBroken

[DreamBroken]

babyface Deonna is awesome! Enjoyed the match despite the rough finish looked like Deonna crushed herself with Savannah. Fun tag matches elsewhere on the card. Solid trios opener. Good build up for Josh/Maclin. Lots happening with Sacrifice, Multiverse, and Rebellion. Very much look forward to Miyu Yamashita vs Killer Kelly whenever that's happening. 

[DEAN]

TIME MACHINE!  THE DESIGN!  Strange psychology of the match- as Angels is our heel in peril!  After a while he makes the hot tag to Deaner!  Chris Sabin becomes our face in peril and this becomes more traditional.  KUSHIDA is our fun as heck house afire!  KUSHIDA off the top turnbuckle onto Khan, who is a really good base!  Angels and KUSHIDA HAVE IT OUT!  Angels with the Love Machine Splash after Khan slams KUSHIDA through the mat.  Angels is the Booker T of the Design.  Sabin, Shelley and KUSHIDA are the Booker T of TIME MACHINE. KUSHIDA FLIES INTO THE HOVERBOARD LOCK!  That was really good!  Alan Angels was your secret Wrestling Machine.  KiLYNN KING IS A WITCH!  Spoooky!  Deonna Purrazzo and Savannah Evans go at it!  Evans looks good in this.  Purrazzo does a lot of non-matbased stuff.  Purrazzo tries to match strikes and strength with Evans and it gives Evans all kinds of openings.  They're telling a little story!  Purrazzo finally applies a submission, a Fujiwara Armbar but Evans hits the ropes.  EVANS WITH A BEAUTIFUL NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX WITH A BRIDGE!  Gisele and Vidal try shenanigans!  Purrazzo hits a Crucifix Bomb for the win!  That was good!  JesSICKa is there when THEY KILL TAYA VALKYRIE!  OH NO!  It's Bully Ray and Masha Slamovich taking on Tommy Dreamer and Mickie James!  Masha looks great in this.  I love Tommy Dreamer but what a physical wreck.  Mickie crushes the lil Bully Rays!  It gets very clusterfucky.  Dirty Dango and Joe Hendry are tagging together!  Brian Myers and Moose are tagging together!  There is a lot endearing weirdness to Dirty Dango.  Dango gets beat on by Moose and Myers.  Hendry makes the hot tag!  Moose with a Spear and Myers pins Hendry!  That was perfectly fine.  That was a good little episode of wrestling.

[DEAN]

Oh yeah!  Kevin Knight against Trey Miguel!