nate Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 1 hour ago, Cobra Commander said: Meanwhile Ron Wright’s son looks like the person who gets blamed for a string of unsolved murders in the area. Either a bit short or that guy is close to 6’4” in either real or worked height That man definitely has a house with a basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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L_W_P Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 On 2/17/2023 at 1:18 PM, Elsalvajeloco said: I wonder if Vince or any of his acolytes like Bruce or Cornette ever thought about ending the IRS gimmick and going for something less dated. It was fine in 1991 and 1992. 1993...not as fresh but we're transitioning from Hogan to a younger generation so it's halfway acceptable. This fucker is still walking around in a white dress shirt, slacks, and suspenders when 1995(!) rolls around looking like a cosplay office manager. I know they're working with minimum charisma to begin with, but part of creative is to make due with what you have. So at that point, Varsity Club Mike would be a slight step up. Having watched the OSW boys go back over this era, I'm more concerned with the uncontrollable sweat this man produced. Spoiler 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphman 3000 Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_K Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 (edited) Jesus. Bad look for the Performance Artists world when the ultimate Beta of the UFC Community descends and starts swiping heads from all & sundry left right and centre. Then again I guess when you've been on the end of a Nick Diaz threat, the combined brawn/brains of The Snowman & Bixenspan look like something of a different proposition. These guys need to know their lanes. Ariel loving it out there. Edited February 20 by A_K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 1 hour ago, L_W_P said: Having watched the OSW boys go back over this era, I'm more concerned with the uncontrollable sweat this man produced. Reveal hidden contents I cannot imagine being up under those ring lights while fully dressed for the better part of four years. Also, it's amazing he managed to sweat profusely when half his offense in matches > than 3 minutes was restholds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_W_P Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 34 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: I cannot imagine being up under those ring lights while fully dressed for the better part of four years. Also, it's amazing he managed to sweat profusely when half his offense in matches > than 3 minutes was restholds. It's something my wife has noticed about Samoa Joe in AEW; The amount of sweat he drips when he puts people in a chin lock. She's joked that it should be his finishing move. Just grabbing them and dripping sweat on their faces until they give up. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 while they were making the Giant Gonzalez bodysuit, they should have given IRS a bodysuit. As weird as it would be to have an IRS agent working in the equivalent of a scubadiver gear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 12 minutes ago, L_W_P said: It's something my wife has noticed about Samoa Joe in AEW; The amount of sweat he drips when he puts people in a chin lock. She's joked that it should be his finishing move. Just grabbing them and dripping sweat on their faces until they give up. I watched SuperBrawl 1994 last night. Arn and Regal basically go a 30 minute broadway but Regal cheats to win in the final 10 or 15 seconds. The amount of sweat in this match...disgusting. 5 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said: while they were making the Giant Gonzalez bodysuit, they should have given IRS a bodysuit. As weird as it would be to have an IRS agent working in the equivalent of a scubadiver gear. You never know where those tax cheats might be hiding. There surely are tax havens underwater. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 3 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: You never know where those tax cheats might be hiding. There surely are tax havens underwater. IRS cutting a promo on Jean-Pierre LaFitte about paying taxes on his underwater pirate treasure 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 1 minute ago, Cobra Commander said: IRS cutting a promo on Jean-Pierre LaFitte about paying taxes on his underwater pirate treasure Well, I mean Aldo Montoya being the Portuguese man of war is right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 The Snowman.... It's because he does a lot of coke yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 8 hours ago, GuerrillaMonsoon said: The Snowman.... It's because he does a lot of coke yeah? Unless you have legit proof, I would not be making that accusation as part of the media. Brett Favre is suing people somehow for defamation of character and like people have more than enough proof that he's stealing welfare funds. Other than speculation on social media, unless he was doing rails with Tony, he doesn't have any proof. Moreover, he's in bed with a company that is owned by a man who probably has done TK's body weight in cocaine and booked by a man who admitted to taking PEDs. Welcome to pro wrestling, buddy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 5 minutes ago, GuerrillaMonsoon said: The Snowman.... It's because he does a lot of coke yeah? It’s actually because he gave Michael Fassbender all the clues. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphman 3000 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 7 minutes ago, GuerrillaMonsoon said: The Snowman.... It's because he does a lot of coke yeah? Or because he's melting down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 1 minute ago, EVA said: It’s actually because he gave Michael Fassbender all the clues. Only the six people who went to the theaters to see that shit got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Just now, Dolphman 3000 said: Or because he's melting down Or he pawned the USWA belt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Holy shit, I didn't imagine Ariel Helwani would want to become the most insufferable person on Earth this year, but here we are. You have to be pretty bad to make *BIX* seem sympathetic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 31 minutes ago, EVA said: It’s actually because he gave Michael Fassbender all the clues. Would have also accepted a Timothy Hutton/Sean Penn reference. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_K Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 "No Context Ariel Helwani" living its best life: racking up more views than Rampage. Geez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 3 minutes ago, A_K said: "No Context Ariel Helwani" living its best life: racking up more views than Rampage. Geez. Ariel, please stop posting on DVDVR. 3 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 He must have forgotten the "hard questions" in his other pants when he interviewed HHH. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphman 3000 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Dog said: Holy shit, I didn't imagine Ariel Helwani would want to become the most insufferable person on Earth this year, but here we are. You have to be pretty bad to make *BIX* seem sympathetic. What part of Bixenspan calling out Helwani for the entire weekend and then disabling his Twitter account to avoid criticism makes him sympathetic I could tell you tales of Bix and his cowardly Discord friends trying to set up Meltzer with the Nosawa non-story, but it's honestly boring and sad Edited February 21 by Dolphman 3000 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_K Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: Ariel, please stop posting on DVDVR. You're right, you're right - enough is enough. Booker of The Year will surely get eyes away from this bread & circuses and back to the product that counts, by scaling 1 mil views for the 2nd time in 5 months with Moxley/Evil Uno and Big Bill gracing screens headed into the quarterly PPV. While this is all very amusing, it's just more symptomatic of just how much the wheels have fallen off over there for what, going on 12 months now. What a farce. Called the Bitcoin bottom to the exact day in November; calling the 700ks for Dynamite on deck in short order. Arenas may be so darkened by then it'll be hard to see them but when you know, you know Edited February 21 by A_K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 1 minute ago, A_K said: You're right, you're right - enough is enough. Yes. I agree. Please stop. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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