Shartnado Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Elsalvajeloco said: You never know where those tax cheats might be hiding. There surely are tax havens underwater. The way the environment is going, if there aren't any now, in a few years there WILL be some tax havens under water... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Just now, Shartnado said: The way the environment is going, if there aren't any now, in a few years there WILL be some tax havens under water... I am pretty sure the top 5% have already looked into this at the very least. And speaking of misappropriated funds, I wonder if one of the Million Dollar Man's summer residences will be the Mariana Trench. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_K Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, sabremike said: How are all the doctors and researchers going to get rid of cancer if you keep going around creating more of it? To adopt a more serious tone for a moment - it is my fault the trust-fund baby, who has presided over an absolute dumpster fire of a Promotion that had a semblance of promise 18 months ago, put his head unnecessarily and unprovoked above the parapet to have It lopped off by the nerdy guy who was the butt of all of Dana's jokes at UFC while social media looks on laughing? Hey, I just observe how epically -- for all the funds at their disposal -- the narcissist at the helm has & continues to be hell bent on fucking this all up. Not just how they fucked it up -- but how eminently foreseeable it was just how they would fuck it up. They've burnt their main event scene to cinders. Wardlow and Kingston's momentum both blown to smithereens as was always going to be the case (the latter was set up perfectly to pitch with MJF - what a waste). Once this papier-mâché Danielson storyline runs its course, there's absolutely nothing there to go to next. They've killed any remote chance decent talent from WWE jumps over for the foreseeable following the 2021 acquisitions. Top of the card is in total stasis. Of the truly over homegrown acts (Acclaimed + MJF), the former they actually suspended and took off TV for doing their own schtick before Acclaimed broke out despite it and now they've killed one of the decent things they had going by moving the titles to a couple of faceless jobbers no one at home can even tell apart. Amusingly they continue to endorse & give TV time to acts like Jericho who clearly rot the product from within (structurally + aesthetically) while Keith Lee lumbering return, barely able to get up off the mat as though he's spent the past 8 weeks off-screen camped out at Arby's and allergic to the gym, crystallises how much exorbinantly-paid incoming talent have taken them for fools. They could not have mismanaged this ROH stuff more if they'd tried - what a completely irrelevant disaster that's all been. Kenny Omega's out there bouncing basket balls on a Friday night for less views than the "Ariel Helwani Out of Context" Twitter page. They've touched the 820s on the landmark show; the late 700s will come next because they have proven they cannot draw new eyes and even the long-term fetishists are catching on to how plain-bad a lot of this stuff is getting. You can blame someone like me for telling you it was all going to happen, or you can hope the 'leader' of the organisation actually starts to take some responsibility for the utterly unprofessional mess he is presiding over and my comments become obsolete. Let's see. In the meantime, lives on. Imagine Vince back in the day getting served by the likes of Helwani. Jesus. Edited February 21, 2023 by A_K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Elsalvajeloco said: I am pretty sure the top 5% have already looked into this at the very least. And speaking of misappropriated funds, I wonder if one of the Million Dollar Man's summer residences will be the Mariana Trench. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyChamp Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Is that story about Hogan messing up Richard Belzer true? Then getting sued and losing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, BloodyChamp said: Is that story about Hogan messing up Richard Belzer true? Then getting sued and losing? It was settled out of court - but yes - it happened http://grantland.com/the-triangle/wrestlings-greatest-shoots-wrestlemania-edition-hulk-hogan-vs-richard-belzer/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 The video even resurfaced: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyChamp Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Dayum I can’t believe I didn’t know about that until he made the news this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 41 minutes ago, ChesterCopperpot said: It was settled out of court - but yes - it happened http://grantland.com/the-triangle/wrestlings-greatest-shoots-wrestlemania-edition-hulk-hogan-vs-richard-belzer/ I was surprised that it took almost 5 years for the lawsuit to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 12 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said: I was surprised that it took almost 5 years for the lawsuit to happen I am guessing trying to delay it as much as possible. In some jurisdictions, you can delay it forever if you have the right resources (read: cash). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 5 hours ago, GuerrillaMonsoon said: The Snowman.... It's because he does a lot of coke yeah? I was thinking it was his tendency to help smuggle truckloads of beer across state lines while outwitting bumbling small town law enforcement. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 18 minutes ago, HumanChessgame said: I was thinking it was his tendency to help smuggle truckloads of beer across state lines while outwitting bumbling small town law enforcement. Seriously, fuck all this weird and obsessive AEW doomsaying/Ariel Helwani taint licking that's already clogging up multiple threads. We need to have more timely and earnest debate. What bombed harder: The film adaptation of The Snowman starring Michael Fassbender OR the Jerry Reed vehicle Smokey and The Bandit Part III? 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happ Hazzard Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 (edited) Speaking of Belzer, am I the only person who only recently realised that the "Dookie" guy in No Holds Barred is clearly a knock on him? Hulk Dookie - YouTube Edited February 21, 2023 by Happ Hazzard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorman Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 8 hours ago, Elsalvajeloco said: I am pretty sure the top 5% have already looked into this at the very least. And speaking of misappropriated funds, I wonder if one of the Million Dollar Man's summer residences will be the Mariana Trench. That's deep. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kang Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Muto retired in NOAH today in the Tokyo Dome, after 39 years of wrestling. He did Shinya's DDT and Chops and Misawa's Emerald Frosion in his match with Naito. He also had one more final special match with Spoiler Masa Chono. Tiger Hattori was the ref. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyChamp Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 7 hours ago, Happ Hazzard said: Speaking of Belzer, am I the only person who only recently realised that the "Dookie" guy in No Holds Barred is clearly a knock on him? Hulk Dookie - YouTube I didn’t realize it but I haven’t seen it since I was a youngun. Here’s something I did realize a long time ago and it’s remained consistent episode after episode - SVU is a complete total critic spoof. Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m watching a TV show or Freddie Got Fingered when that mess is on. John Ritter the barnyard doctor, The Fonz as the crazy crooked lawyer, and recently they had that bald guy who played a principal in every single 80s school sitcom ever made besides Save by the Bell and the mean Grandfather from The Goldbergs in a an episode together as 2 dudes who killed their own mother. They have to be trolling and laughing when they come up with that stuff every week, then when they choose the actors. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 WWE will start airing on TNT in the UK later this year. BT Sport is rebranding as TNT Sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 The Hogan lawsuit money bought Belzer’s home in France (which is where he passed away). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Jesse the Body got a classic Belzer line during the Hogan/Warrior match at WMVI. Hogan had Warrior in a front facelock and Gorilla said something like, "Hogan with a front facelock. That'll take the starch out of you in a hurry!" and Jesse shot back, "Absolutely Gorilla! Just ask Richard Belzer!" That line was cut from all of the home video releases but I think it's back in on the Network/Peacock versions. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 So dope! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 (edited) Seems kinda mean to make a guy with tears in both hamstrings have to walk down that long ass ramp Edited February 22, 2023 by BrianS81177 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 My theory for the Undertaker doing to the Bikertaker look last month at Raw XXX is that he didn't want to walk down the aisle. Why use your old legs if they'll let you ride a motorcycle on TV. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphman 3000 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 38 minutes ago, Cobra Commander said: My theory for the Undertaker doing to the Bikertaker look last month at Raw XXX is that he didn't want to walk down the aisle. Why use your old legs if they'll let you ride a motorcycle on TV. See also: Steve Austin with the ATV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Mutoh's doctors at the Mayo Clinic should be in all the wrestling halls of fame. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teflon Turtle Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Infinit said: So dope! Amazing. Every second of it. That quick shot of Chono got me. There's so much history packed in to that video overall, but even in that one moment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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