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Whoa! After Brian Cage and Willie Mack had an extra-fun Big Meaty Men Getting Their Shit In match on Dynamite, I asked for a Cage vs Mack Best of Seven...

AND WE ARE GETTING A REMATCH ON RAMPAGE! YESSS! 

Those two big men match up very well, in my opinion. 

 

We are also getting: A Jade & Leila squash match! It's Jade's 50th match, I believe. Will Red Velvet show up?

Action Andretti vs Daniel Garcia where if Garcia wins he takes Sammy's place tagging with Jericho so I am assuming Andretti wins because that's the more interesting story. I like that Andretti beat Jericho FIRST and now he's working his way through the JAS. It's a nice little twist on the usual way of doing things.

And Jungle Boy vs All Ego. Will the mostly-on-YouTube and quite entertaining Ethan/Hardy Party story be continued here? I hope so!

Also we'll get a Mad King promo or interview. I want him and Monkey to stay friends! I don't think they will, though. Him and Monkey fighting could be really good. So there's that.

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I wonder if they regret putting Jade in that Casino Battle Royal? Since they count tag matches for her record, its weird they don't count that as a loss. Upholding the great wrestling tradition of ignoring shit that doesn't fit the narrative.

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AR Fox vs Swerve and now Brian Cage vs Willie Mack. Tony's developing an addiction to booking Lucha Underground rematches. Before we know it, Angelico will be getting TV time in the trios division and diving off the top of Tony's office. AEW respects its legends! 

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5 minutes ago, elizium said:

I wonder if they regret putting Jade in that Casino Battle Royal? Since they count tag matches for her record, its weird they don't count that as a loss. Upholding the great wrestling tradition of ignoring shit that doesn't fit the narrative.

She can retain never defeated by submission or pinfall as the criteria, I think Mark Sterling would defend that argument 

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2 hours ago, porksweats said:

She can retain never defeated by submission or pinfall as the criteria, I think Mark Sterling would defend that argument 

Hoping soon enough the question will be moot.

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I have a waffle maker at home, but I swear, the best waffles I ever have are when I stay at a hotel and they have those waffle makers like that there with that name branded waffle batter (can't remember the name). That shit is the best.

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Well, boy do I have news for you.  Using your Golden Malted pancake mix for the low, low price of $445 this too can be yours!  https://www.hotelrestaurantsupply.com/war-wwd180x.html

And yeah you're not kidding about hotel waffle makers.  As long as the hotel's up to par if I see something like that that ends up being my go-to for hotel breakfast.

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2 hours ago, Craig H said:

I have a waffle maker at home, but I swear, the best waffles I ever have are when I stay at a hotel and they have those waffle makers like that there with that name branded waffle batter (can't remember the name). That shit is the best.

Golden Malted 🤤🤤🤤

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2 hours ago, Craig H said:

I have a waffle maker at home, but I swear, the best waffles I ever have are when I stay at a hotel and they have those waffle makers like that there with that name branded waffle batter (can't remember the name). That shit is the best.

 

2 hours ago, NikoBaltimore said:

Well, boy do I have news for you.  Using your Golden Malted pancake mix for the low, low price of $445 this too can be yours!  https://www.hotelrestaurantsupply.com/war-wwd180x.html

And yeah you're not kidding about hotel waffle makers.  As long as the hotel's up to par if I see something like that that ends up being my go-to for hotel breakfast.

 

Quick word of advice: look for a college near you that's closing or remodeling their cafeteria - I did a job for a state school system like 15 years ago, and they got rid of 5-10 of them from each school. Some of em, it's weird, when I tossed them into the dumpster they bounced right into the trunk of my car

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Yeeeeeesssssssssssssss. Golden Malted. That stuff is the shit. I should look for a ripoff recipe for it online.

Welp. I know what I'm doing tomorrow morning.

EDIT: Ok, so apparently you can buy the mix on Amazon, but it's $18. I think my wife would kill me if I spent $18 on waffle mix. So yeah, I'll be looking up a ripoff recipe.

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3 hours ago, Craig H said:

I have a waffle maker at home, but I swear, the best waffles I ever have are when I stay at a hotel and they have those waffle makers like that there with that name branded waffle batter (can't remember the name). That shit is the best.

I was going to check for you tomorrow given that I am in a hotel (shocking I know) but you got your answer.

 

edit to add: I myself am not a waffle fan unless it’s chicken and waffles. If I’m eating sweet breakfast it’s pancakes and I need eggs and a protein too.

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2 hours ago, Craig H said:

Yeeeeeesssssssssssssss. Golden Malted. That stuff is the shit. I should look for a ripoff recipe for it online.

Welp. I know what I'm doing tomorrow morning.

EDIT: Ok, so apparently you can buy the mix on Amazon, but it's $18. I think my wife would kill me if I spent $18 on waffle mix. So yeah, I'll be looking up a ripoff recipe.

I'm pretty bad with math most of the time, but $18 for 32 oz, recipe calls for 1 cup (4.25 dry oz) for 3-4 waffles... Ends up being less than 75¢ per waffle. Not a terrible deal, all things considered.

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The world is fucking awful.  Let's enjoy some professional wrestling.  OH NO!  Ethan Page doesn't get to dance!  WHAT THE FUCK!  To hell with the Jack Perry theme!  LET THE MAN DANCE!  Page is AWESOME pulling Isaiah Cassidy into Perry's Tope!  So fucking assholish!  Ethan Page is the Nouvelle Ted DiBiase- WWF version now.  Perry counters Page's ICONOCLASM!  Hathaway CHEATS and Page takes over!  Ethan Page is so fucking great.  What a total hilarious HEAT MACHINE.  Perry bumps big to make Ethan Page look like a killer.  MAN!  Perry leans into the ringpost!  BLOOD!  WE WANT BLOOD!  Ethan Page is so fucking good and Jack Perry is so fucking good.  Perry is a Budding Darby Allin, dying on top of his skull in the corner in picture in picture.  I love that Hathaway is yelling at Cassidy for Cassidy acknowledging that Perry goes on offense.  PAGE HITS THE ICONOCLASM!  Ethan Page IS CIMA!  FOR TWO!   TWIST OF PAGE!  Countered!  TWIST OF PAGE AGAIN!  Countered again!  Hathaway CHEATS and Ethan Page hits the TWIST OF PAGE!  Perry with the feet on the ropes!  Page CHEATS by grabbing Matt Hardy's aging ponytail!  Hardy slaps his hand away and Perry rolls him up for the pin!  POSTMATCH, they set up JungleHook versus Hardy and Page!  So fun.  That was quality storyline driven Memphis style wrestling.  So Jeff Jarrett and Chris Jericho run AEW now.  Eddie Kingston is sporting the Bunny/Butcher/Blade/Garcia sweat shirt.   Ortiz and Kingston have a talk and it doesn't go will.  WHOA!  Darby Allin vs Buddy Matthews should fucking rule.  WILLIE MACK!  AGAIN!  BRIAN CAGE!  AGAIN!  I assume this will rule.  They go total Arena Mexico at the start!  Cage starts beating on Mack!  MAck is driven onto the HARDEST PART OF THE RING!  We REVEL in picture in picture!  Mack bumps like a PSYCHO for Brian Cage.  Cage tells a little story by fucking around between each big move.  They need to sign Willie Mack to put over Takeshita, Bandido and whoever else the Blackpool Combat Club beats into overness.  GREAT KICK TO THE FACE by Willie Mack!  The crowd gets behind Mack's comeback!  NEARFALL that makes the Fresnoians CRAZY!  DRILLCLAW!  And that's that!  That was fucking good.  It's the Vanity Twins!  I saw them wrestle the Renegade Twins a few weeks ago.  Leila Grey looks pretty good.  Jade is fun being the Tribal Chief.  They kind of took care of having too many women's belts by pretty much making the TBS the FTW title and having ATHENA~! and motherfucking Jamie Hayter be out fighting champions.  I notice they have stopped feeding anyone to her that they can push.  They can definitely premier a women's tag titles.  I cannot wait to see the LEATHORRR PAUNTS!  HEY! They gave away the finish of the match!  LEATHORRRRR PAUNTS!  It's Action Andretti!  In the Main Event!  He was main eventing MCW in Maryland like six weeks ago.  He is totally laying it in!  He looks fucking great as Daniel Garcia makes him look a million bucks.  Garcia starts beating on him as we head to the GLORY of picture in picture!  Garcia hits a wad of Yakuza Kicks!  Andretti makes a COMEBACK!  FUN NEARFALLS!  HEY! ANDRETTI WINS!  ANDRETTI WINS!  ANDRETTI WINS!  I love that AEW fooled us by giving away the wrong finish.  Top shelf.  That was good if a bit forgettable episode.  All the wrestling was good but compared to Wednesday's bonanza is pales pretty enormously.  I loved Page/Perry, Mack/Cage and Garcia/ Andretti but all the superstar power was burning up the atmosphere on Dynamite.  AEW RULES THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!

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Cage vs Mack and Action vs Garcia were both exciting matches of the gogogogo go go type style, with clean finishes. Hopefully some wrestling grandpas were upset that big men were working like little athletic guys. That's always fun, to read about. Schadenfreude, baybay! Darby vs Buddy and Brian vs Bryan are both matches I look forward to. JR kind of seemed to me, today, to be more like a guy doing a parody of a "grumpy out of touch rambling JR" but maybe that was just me. I'm going drinking with my wrestling buddies in Osaka tonight for the first time in a while. Hopefully I'll have some fun pictures to post later.

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Just now, Gordlow said:

Cage vs Mack and Action vs Garcia were both exciting matches of the gogogogo go go type style, with clean finishes. Hopefully some wrestling grandpas were upset that big men were working like little athletic guys. That's always fun, to read about. Schadenfreude, baybay! Darby vs Buddy and Brian vs Bryan are both matches I look forward to. JR kind of seemed to me, today, to be more like a guy doing a parody of a "grumpy out of touch rambling JR" but maybe that was just me. I'm going drinking with my wrestling buddies in Osaka tonight for the first time in a while. Hopefully I'll have some fun pictures to post later.

Have a good time, mate. Look forward to seeing them.

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1 minute ago, Gordlow said:

Hopefully some wrestling grandpas were upset that big men were working like little athletic guys. That's always fun, to read about. Schadenfreude, baybay!

I undersold how awesome Cage and Mack were- going first caida in Arena Mexico.  That was fucking great.

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