The Natural Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 What a job Erik ten Hag is doing for Manchester United. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 54 minutes ago, The Natural said: What a job Erik ten Hag Stuart Attwell is doing for Manchester United. FTFY. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 Brighton 3-0 Liverpool. Everton 1-2 Southampton. Season to forget for Everton and Liverpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Stay classy Spurs fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Love the Spider cam wearing a scarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 On 1/12/2023 at 10:36 AM, SirFozzie said: But not PLAYING in Lucha Masks. It happened in Pique’s Kings League, by a player named Enigma 69. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 8 hours ago, odessasteps said: It happened in Pique’s Kings League, by a player named Enigma 69. Yeah, that's what we were talking about. Hey, here's an idea. The Masked Winger! Each game, two wingers play in garish masks, and the celebrities have to guess who the footballer is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Perfect for the Secret Foortballer to make a comeback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Run Arteta Run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AxB Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 16 hours ago, odessasteps said: Perfect for the Secret Foortballer to make a comeback Dave Kitson is 42 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Ridiculous moment in the Wolves-Liverpool relay as Traore was about to whip in a cross, and the Stadium lights went out. https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1615437451358793728 Two things came to mind: 1) When they came back on a few seconds later, I was half-expecting one of Liverpool new signings to be at midfield, with the announcers wondering "He's not supposed to be here? What is (player name) doing at the Molineux?" a la the typical way to debut someone in wrestling. 2) OF COURSE the advertising hoarding lights still worked even when the stadium lights didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 (edited) Even more ridiculous were the - and there's no other way of putting this - orgasmic sex noises playing in the BBC studio from a phone which sounded like the ringtone Larry fucking Flynt would have had while Lineker, Paul Ince and Danny Murphy desperately tried to stay straight faced throughout. We were treated to the surreal and hilarious sight of Danny Murphy talking about Lopetegui's attacking football while trying to talk over what sounded like a full blown orgy was happening followed by a face of thunder from Murphy after Lineker joked it was him making the noises. Anyway, someone is getting fired and we've already had the best television moment of the year and it's only January. Edited January 17, 2023 by Fuzzy Dunlop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Fuzzy Dunlop said: Even more ridiculous were the - and there's no other way of putting this - orgasmic sex noises playing in the BBC studio from a phone which sounded like the ringtone Larry fucking Flynt would have had while Lineker, Paul Ince and Danny Murphy desperately tried to stay straight faced throughout. We were treated to the surreal and hilarious sight of Danny Murphy talking about Lopetegui's attacking football while trying to talk over what sounded like a full blown orgy was happening followed by a face of thunder from Murphy after Lineker joked it was him making the noises. Anyway, someone is getting fired and we've already had the best television moment of the year and it's only January. So the guy who had porn on his phone, and the person who turned off the lights at the Molineux. Who else is "Getting fired in the morning....." Turns out a prankster hid a speaker on the set and caused the issue: https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/1615435956290551810 Edited January 17, 2023 by SirFozzie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pete Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 Never let a tragedy get in the way of your imaginary talking points, I never say. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 Big Mick up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 Don't poke the giant Norwegian bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 (edited) Juve docked 15 points for irregularities in the transfer market (accounting tricks) https://www.espn.com/soccer/juventus-itajuventus/story/4856917/juventus-deducted-15-points-in-serie-a-over-transfer-dealings "This never would have happened if we had our own Super League. We had the best accounting trick, and would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kid.. er.. soccer court." Edited January 21, 2023 by SirFozzie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Frank Lampard is somehow still Everton manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 (edited) Hat-trick for Erling Haaland. 31 goals this season. Frightening. Edited January 22, 2023 by The Natural Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 So close to snagging a draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Natural Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 10 hours ago, Raziel said: So close to snagging a draw. That was my prediction with my two Manchester United friends. The other went 2-3 to Man UTD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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