In a nutshell:
1. Seven came into the bathroom, patiently waited for my wife to complete her business. then he hopped up and used the toilet properly, (he didn't flush, but one has to cut him some slack; after all, he is a cat).
2. After spending a couple of hours outside, Waldo came back to the master bedroom / my office hopped up on the bed and peed all over the place before I could stop him.