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Spotted at Big Lots. Note this is not just bullshitty punk-ass grandma-Hobby-Lobby "Harvest Time" bullshit. THIS IS THE REAL STUFF@!!!! Overheard while browsing: [Big Lots guy to another Big Lots guy]: Hey, Gary! Gary! Can I blow up a dragon? How big are they? 10 feet. No. Come on! I can make it fit! No. [whispered to self] Fuckin' Gary. Make peace with your demons because THEY ARE COMING HOME SOON!!!!!! I'm ready. I just got this at an antique store: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! THE PRE-SEASON OF THE WITCH IS ON!!! ARE YOU PREPARED!!!!!