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nate

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  1. Hopefully Depp would work with a real mustache, not that lame caterpillar that falls asleep on his upper lip that he pulls off in other films.
  2. So yeah - let's retweet the Tweet of the guy with our competitors name in it "Hey look at how incompetent I am!" You just keep holding on as tight as you can, darling ...
  3. To be fair, I think the genesis etiology onset genesis (fuck it) or Feast or Fired (which has always involved briefcases) predates Money in the Bank. I could be wrong ... at work, can't really look it up. Also ... goddamn, do I want to see Angle/Richards. GodDAMN, I say.
  4. It's hard to get that which does not exist; I don't think *Kristen Stewart* gets the appeal of Kristen Stewart.
  5. Tim Donst *never* should have eaten Gavin's hair.
  6. If that happens, you should be held personally accountable. Isn't that like some kind of cross-time gimmick paradox where Cena and Hogan having the same role in two different era's being in the same ring at the same time will rip a hole in all space and time and destroy the universe?Like Lance Steel and Lance Steel? You could be joking, but that kind of shit killed a whole company ... in kayfabe AND IRL.
  7. Stoopid phone, why you no let me put up El Generico vs. 1-2-3 Kid in Chikara? It was random for me because I was almost certain Waltman would no-show KOT.
  8. Wrestling Is... are mainly CHIKARA shows running CHIKARA storylines. If I had to guess I'd say that some angle concerning CHIKARA's return is to happen at this: http://nationalprowrestlingday.com/ True. And man, I wish they'd tile those wrestler pics a little better ...
  9. Couple of things came to mind today (slow morning at work): 1. The WWE policy of editing out chokeholds and such suggests that we may never see the Cena/Umaga RR'07 match in its entirety again. 2. With the suggestion that WWE will start returning Benoit to their historical canon by way of disclaimers or advisories prior to those matches ... how's that going to work? What kind of wording will go into that? "Warning: The following match (or segment, as the case may be) contains scenes involving an individual who is a murderer. Parental guidance is suggested."(?) Open to War Games 1997, with Hennig viciously slamming the cage door on Flair's head, begging the question, "What exactly was the warning for again?"
  10. I enjoy Gargano as well. Sure, there's ... whatever that vid was, but when he's on, he's enjoyable to watch. There was a DGUSA double shot where he wrestled Chuck Taylor in an I-Quit match, then took on Akira Tozawa ... I thoroughly enjoyed those matches as bookends. Plus, he tapped out Davey Richards at the recent PWG ASW ... hell, that's worth anything to me. When/if/whatever Chikara returns, I hope it means the return of F.I.S.T. as well, as that was one of my favorite stables.
  11. If that happens, you should be held personally accountable.
  12. I don't have them fancy embedding opportunities that some of y'all have on this little phone, but I'd like to mention those "Hangman's Horror" matches that TNA ran in the past. I think there were two or three of them ... absolutely ghastly concepts.
  13. The answer's "Arizona," isn't it. I feel like the answer's "Arizona" ...
  14. Monkeys with a dartboard. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA! Naw, what Mr. McLargehuge said.
  15. American Wolves rumored to be blowing their chance of staying with TNA... Man, if they pull that off, we should give them an award. For most outstanding wack grapplers.* *With apologies to Cypress Hill.
  16. I don't recall the matches being that bad, per se, but there were two matches on seperate shows where Jake Roberts and Kevin Sullivan were guest referees (I'm almost certain the Sullivan reffed match was a Monster's Ball). Jake's involvement included his proclamation that he "ain't wearin' no stripes." So he reffed in street clothes. All the newfound love for Jake being what it is, that was ridiculous. But Sullivan's stint was worse. He didn't have problems with wearing the stripes ... he just didn't wear a shirt; he had black stripes bodypainted on his torso. And he randomly attacked heel & face alike during the match. Also ridiculous. (Or, in the spirit of the thread title, "riduclous.")
  17. First flick I saw that on was Looper. Makes a lot of sense for movies that people are more likely to buy when looking for something quality. Raid: Redemption also
  18. What I want to know is: What possessed Cena to agree to put fucking Tensai over?
  19. If I recall correctly, Kennedy injured Orton for the second time in a match on Raw. You could tell Orton was so damn angry. Kennedy was gone just a few days later. The sell for the move that was Kennedy's death knell - on the part of Orton - was ridiculous too. Orton took the move, rolled up to his feet while Kennedy's back was turned, mimed a few angry punches to his head, then flopped to the ground. It was on Kofi Kingston "STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID" levels, and I knew then that Kenneth was done.
  20. Also ... did she sit up in bed, renewed of life, and shout, "Bosco?"
  21. I feel like the title to this thread should be screamed at me by Garrett Morris. Oh, and yay Mae.
  22. Well, fuck, if someone is standing for fifty hours, a forearm would probably be more than enough to lay them out.
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