mattdangerously

Mine got fucked up this time. It didn't when I downloaded the second DLC, though.

I think when Big Show gives his Hall of Fame speech, it's probably going to be hard to understand a word he's saying, what with all the crying he'll be doing. Big man cry a lot, is what I'm saying. A whole lot. If Tommy Dreamer ever gets in the first ten rows in the audience will need one of those plastic tarps they have at Gallagher shows.

I liked comedy heel AJ. It's the only time he's ever been charismatic.

Shush. That was a good match.

Didn't Austin warn him about those dropkicks during their conversation? Dude should've listened.

I'm guessing the Outlaws are back because they wanted to add a couple of bodies to the Authority without having to work too hard to explain why they've joined up. Or maybe they realized that jobbing out all three Shield guys at once to Punk is retarded, so they need someone else to lay down for him in handicap matches.

American Wolves rumored to be blowing their chance of staying with TNA... Man, if they pull that off, we should give them an award. This is the same company that rewards DUIs and main event ruining drug binges with title runs, so it would be super impressive if the Wolves did something to ruin their signings.

That's a terrible idea. The Rumble would be awful and half the roster would get injured.

I think he's a great candidate for WE KNOW WHO THAT IS TAZ Harsh. I think Sheamus is an ok-ish upper mid cade face and much better heel. Despite having a terrible character, Sheamus showed in 2012 that he can absolutely bring it in the ring. Dude was having PPV quality matches with Wade Barrett in throwaway matches on Raw. Yeah, his title reign was dull as hell from a storyline perspective, but it's not his fault the writers are shit. And let's not pretend this board wouldn't flip it's shit over Brock and Sheamus beating the everloving shit out of each other for 20 minutes or so. (As long as Sheamus doesn't hit Brock in the face. His UFC career proved he doesn't like that.)

All that proves is that Lawler is awesome.

I've only seen maybe an episode or two(on HBO free previews), but for a show with horrible characters, I'm not sure any show beats Its always sunny in philadelphia, and you could argue Archer. Not badmouthing the shows at all, but neither are exactly saints. . . The characters on It's Always Sunny and Archer are intentionally horrible, though. You're meant to sympathize with the characters on Girls.

Wasn't that Orton?

Miz main-evented Wrestlemania on Cena's watch, so his judgement can't be that good.

If the story about them not going home after being told to do so by Triple H is true, then they deserve to be passed over. That's dumbassery on a level that even Eric Forman rarely reached.

Went to Booker T's Reality of Wrestling show tonight. RVD was there doing a meet and greet. I would be surprised if he's coming back soon, because he's looking pretty chubby these days. Stevie Ray was also there, and he looks EXACTLY like he did when he was an active wrestler, right down to the hairstyle. I guess it's true what they say: Black don't crack.

Yeah, but the A level era had Austin, Rock, Foley, Bret...

One could easily argue that Batista's heyday was during a B level era, though.

Some of them actually sound like his past tweets IIRC, but I'm thinking it's someone who "hacked" his account. Maybe he left himself logged in at an Apple store. First Kurt Angle, now Ryback? Curse you, Phantom Wrestling Twitter Hacker!

Punk rock poser no one cares about? Isn't that Shannon Moore's gimmick?

Del Rio bagging on anyone else's MMA career is a bad idea. Did Cro Cop kick him so hard he forgot he lost that fight in less than a minute?

Weirdly, him and Rude are both faces when you download them. Jake I kind of understand, but the idea of Rude being a face boggles my mind.

"Big Daddy Yum Yum" is Byron Willcott, who works pretty regularly in the Houston area. It's sort of a heel ladies man gimmick, but I think it's suppposed to be vaguely ironic. He's actually not too bad in the ring, and he's fairly charismatic. NWA Houston and New Japan have a working relationship now, as they copromoted a show here a few months ago. I guess they're going to ne swapping talent regularly, too. EDIT: Chester is also right--same guy, different name and gear.

Mojo's only been working matches for a few months. Give him a little time to learn before you completely write him off.

I'm sure there are plenty of flea markets in Orlando that would be willing to block off a section of the parking lot for TNA.

Kassius Ohno was RIGHT THERE. Don't like him rocking the muffin top? Here's a black t-shirt and tactical vest. Duh.