mattdangerously

They barely used stages during the Hogan era.

"Read a book, fuck" Not necessarily in that order. But definitely not at the same time. That would be rude.

Brad Shepard is not a reliable source, even relative to other dirt sheet writers.

Yeah but this is still Jimmy Havoc

Ashlee Simpson is no longer the worst lip syncer I've ever seen.

It's sloppy as fuck, too. The line work is bad. You can't even say, "Well, at least it looks good" because it looks so amateurish.

Clearly the only solution to the Smackdown ratings woes is to book a Goldberg-Fiend wedding.

In late 2006, Kevin Federline was the best thing in wrestling.

Not a real card, sadly.

How could Goldberg be the best thing in wrestling in 2001 when he wasn't even in wrestling in 2001? That's like saying Eddie Gilbert was the best thing in wrestling in 2001.

He had like one match in 2001.

Were you in a coma in 2001?

That's been the modus operandi for the NJPW tag division for years. For what it's worth, one of the best matches I've ever seen live was the KES winning their first NWA tag team championship from the Kingz Of The Underground in Houston.

Damn shame that one of them probably murdered his girlfriend and dumped her body somewhere. I 'ship them.

He just had the best year of his career. He was really stellar in the G1. Excellent pickup for AEW.

Cornette also booked an angle where a Satanic dominatrix and her cult summoned a literal demon from Hell out of the Ohio River. It wasn't presented as someone pretending to be a demon--they aired video of the summoning. This happened in the year 2000.

I hate the orange turd as much as anybody, but "groped" isn't entirely accurate. She's saying he aggressively pulled her close to pose for a picture. Still a dickish thing to do, but not on the level of the other things he's done to women.

Man, I need to reread Preacher again.

"Arithmedick" was right there, man.

How many Taylor Swift albums do you reckon Havoc owns? Because I'm willing to bet it's more than one.

One of the reasons he left in the first place was because Vince thought he was too old for the direction the WWF was heading towards during the New Generation phase.

Based on their one match against each other, this may not be as good as you think.

And Hollywood Naomi-netico.

Thankfully, I have better taste than Alexa, apparently.