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And a match against MNM on Velocity in 05.

Check out his 30th anniversary match against Okada. They wrestle outdoors in a ring in the middle of a rain shower.

I want to live in whatever alternate reality has this as a tag team.

Comet Pizza doesn't have a basement. I'll get past it. I'm never going to abandon this dumb business that we all love. But the past couple of days have been tough.

I've been a wrestling fan for over 30 years, but this week is the first time that I've actually felt embarrassed about that.

This certainly hasn't aged well.

"Proverbial" might be doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Sting, Hogan, Flair... I think Dolly Parton might literally be the only celeb that it's safe to like these days.

Ricky Morton; Jake Roberts; PCO; Hector Guerrero; and Marty Janetty all had brief runs in ECW, so that's my answer.

Was anyone rocking jorts and t-shirts before Raven? Because that definitely became a thing for a while.

Alleged wife beater.

Bix is MDK-affiliated, so it's definitely him.

Stares at you in Hulk Hogan vs Dungeon Of Doom

He's been pretty good. He's not on the level of the higher end workers on the roster, but he can definitely keep up with them in the ring. Dresses like an idiot, though.

Tanahashi wins the internet.

Fucking yikes, dude.

I am hereby banning Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan from coming over to my apartment. Nick Hogan, too. Brooke can still come over anytime she wants. Holla.

She blocked me on Twitter a while back because I pointed out that her views about how NFL players shouldn't kneel during the national anthem were borderline authoritarian. Or it might have been because I told the guy who was white-knighting for her that she wasn't going to fuck him. It's hard to say.

Yeah, as much shit as HBK (deservedly) gets for being a colossal dickhead during his first run, he absolutely deserves praise for nutting up and doing business with Austin despite being in obvious and tremendous pain.

Roma was a good worker, he was just a bad fit for the Horsemen. Pretty Wonderful was a much better role for him.

Pearce is the bald Adam; Page is the drunk Adam; and Cole is the fat Adam.

They actually stopped the match immediately. Raven knew the Villano was hurt, and Randy Anderson called for the bell within seconds. Why the hell would Bliss be involved in a work with some random chode on Youtube?

His feud against Lightning Kid in Global was highly regarded and pretty widely seen, though. "Nondescript jobber" is a bit harsh.

Poppycock! Why, I bet he's capable of having The Greatest Match Of All Time.

"Ith a lower-body bithneth, dadday."