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jstout

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  1. Communication was a no-go. When I could hear you, it was the clacking of 1,000 Mary Lous. Motorcycle boys fuck up car travel, which fucks up Allah Akbars. Why, I don't know, but it pisses me off when I can't do what I want. There were about 23 people in the room at all times, yet not much seemed to be going on. I did deliver a Simeon car. I had to.
  2. Los Santos was there, like falling into old habits. No one was good, no one was bad, everyone was there. I did figure out one jump bike guy. I had to get out of the car, first off. He them tried to run over me, naturally, so I blasted him off his bike with a shotgun and blew up his bike. That made me probably a little too happy. Will have to discuss that with the shrink.
  3. I really can't make myself go through 33 pages of results to see if this has been posted yet, but has anyone posted that nutso angle in ROH where Jimmy Jacobs bloodies one of the Briscoes profusely, then proceeds to hang him in midring by his ankles? The blood dripping down to the mat was one of the biggest "Jeezis Christ!" moments in wrestling for me.
  4. "Jimmy Cornette, you pimp! Pay the hoes!"
  5. I meant that they don't charge a subscription fee. I can't believe people buy cards and whatnot from them. I know the game has achieved this status that everybody owns it, it seems.
  6. Found it, finally. But I don't find it until Robert is ready to run off and go save the universe. Me and Melraz can carry on. I went on last night and was floored by the changes - there's that new (to me) nightclub near the casino, and one player had an arcade with a secret door that led to a gun-modifying stop and several vehicles. Couldn't do anything because the player wouldn't let me (of course). It's amazing the shit they've kept on pumping out for this game considering it's 7 years old and they don't really make any money off keeping the things going. I tried to get a Simeon car, but it occurred to me that I've forgotten what the cars are. They've expanded the list from the old days, and expanded the list of daily objectives. I never really engaged anybody. There's a fun mode called Arena Wars or something like that that's kinda like a demolition derby with the usual GTA twists. I played one called Tag Team where players can tag in a relief driver and take over some kind of weapon so you don't get bored. I had a machine gun turret, another player had a remote-control car that I assume detonated, but I dunno. The mode struck me as something that would have been a stone hoot during the crew night days.
  7. I fear the try-hards with their remote control tanks, flying motorcycles, suicide penchants and Mary Lous. I'll try to get updated tomorrow, fuck it. Connection problems may be a big problem - haven't forwarded my ports since switching cable companies a year and a half ago.
  8. I SO don't wanna see the Bucks turn on Moxley next week, but I'm afraid I don't have a choice. if it gets Gallows off my screen and back to impact, it'll be worth it. He's a big dude, but he's got that X-Pac heat with me. Anderson and Gallows' career peak was on Southpaw Championship Wrestling. They have the charisma of a piece of gravel from your driveway. They were never good in NJPW, either. Feels like AEW flies by lately. Better than struggling to finish Raw with a DVR working overtime like a few years ago.
  9. It seems like everything in my life is leading up to that second shot on 4-14. What kills me is I have to work on 4-14 and 4-15 no matter what, so that should be fun.
  10. 1900 seems high, especially when you start spending more time in freemode, which pays off with significantly less RP. 1,000? Oh yeah. Maybe 1,300. But even that seems high to me. Secret Horsemen tank fighting strategy: "to the Mini-Cooper!"
  11. If I remember Nate correctly, the hospital called it pneumonia, but I wonder if there wasn't some COVID there. He was one of them milkfed younguns, lifted a lot of weight in his time. I can't remember if he ever competed in local bodybuilding or not. I know at one point he was ticked to have a pro set of weights and a rack at home so he wouldn't have to fool with a gym anymore. My favorite online moment: BA-DING! became an inside joke for us because we'd be playing GTA and his future wife would be texting him every 20 seconds, I swear. BA-DING! BA-DING! BA-DING BA-DING! Right after a BA-DING!, I managed to get in "and that is the sound of whooped."
  12. Rippa, fix this if its out of kilter in any way. Thanks. Derek Burke, who posted here as RUkered, died Thursday. He did quite a bit of posting in this folder, which is why I put this here. He was probably known on here as part of our little group of online gamers (Derek, me, Melraz [Nate] and Robert C) known for picking on level 2s and teaching them life lessons on GTA Online. We also played other online games, and gaming online without Derek just plain won't be the same. Phil said his last post here was in the Borderlands folder and consisted of the sentence "death can kiss my hairy ass." Nate lost a friend of over 30 years, and while I only got to meet Derek once, it feels to me like I've lost a lifelong friend. All of us would be laughing our asses off so hard we couldn't play a few times a night. Melraz and Robert also got to hear Derek and I sing our favorite grunge tunes once, and there was one occasion where someone kept killing us, and I about stormed into their party to tell them to lay off us,we were trying to talk pro wrestling over here. He had been married about 2 years, and had a 1-year-old daughter who's the epitome of cute and was truly adored. Some of Derek's friends have started a GoFundMe page to help the family. If there's anything you can spare, it'd be appreciated.
  13. Oh yeah, everybody had a variation of this one, but they didn't variate much. Melraz had a great variation in the desert that involved a shit-ton of molotov cocktails and plenty of pelting each other in the face from close range.
  14. I don't miss Dan succeeding at shanking me while I have my back turned, the lilly-livered coward.
  15. Is Prison Thugz the one with Matrazzo's brother in the barn? That was always good for a laugh. I also miss (I think it's called) Chop Chop.
  16. BTE is a breezy 15 or 20 minutes that features the adventures of the Geek Squad (the Dark Order) and Johnny Hungee's food-based challenges for the BTE title. I gotta try watching to make sure I'm not missing anything, but 13 matches and two hours of guys getting mercy checks is a bit much for me.
  17. Miro was a debuting Internet darling good guy who is the best man at a jobber heel's weeding. Then the next week, he's a heel. Why is he Janela's best man? Did they ever say? All they'd have to say is "gaming buddies." I hope Brodie Lee is getting retconned as a destroyer heel and far away from the Dark Order, the funniest faction in years. Easy tip: Fire everyone on Dark and replace them with NWA champion Nick Aldis.
  18. (Optional: Speak to Y about X) Glide to Y Find no way to initiate a conversation, pull out gun in frustration, get shot by 2,000 cops around you at all times. Why do you need 10,000 cops when everyone on the street has a machine gun? And I'm 50-fucking-2 years old. I had an Odyssey and a Colecovision. If I don't wanna play another first-person perspective game as long as I live, I've earned that right. Now get this game off my lawn.
  19. I wanna like this game, I really do. The graphics don't bother me all that much, but some of the game gets so wonky. Typical assignment: talk to woman, with optional talk to other people around her. The game says "talk to this guy," but the guy will not stop talking on his phone. So I decide to see if a gun will snap him out of the talkies, and it does, to the cost of about 210,000 police dudes while I get a 239-star rating. Speaking of 239-star ratings, think about this shit for a second - we had to find exploits and take advantage of them on GTA Online because everyone else was doing it, too. If you didn't do so, you fell behind the rest of the pack. Now you guys are talking about finding exploits in the single-player game.
  20. Man oh man, can't wait for this.
  21. I think one was called Plan 9, and the other eventually morphed into The NIght Shift. My boy on the NIght Shift is named GrassyGrishnak. He's one of my favorite non-crew players I met playing the game, even though I could not begin to hold any of their jocks racing. Plan 9 was subdivided into really good racers (that Broughy gent was a member of that group) and much more chill racers. A lot of the racing crews want you to pass a tryout - don't sweat them at all - they just wanna see if you're a PITting dick while racing or an obnoxious ass who can't' follow crew rules while racing. I finished dead last in every race and got OK'd for crew status. I don't even play Andromeda anymore, through I'm getting ready to go on vacation and will undoubtedly be bored as shit and find my way back. It's amazing that I'm going on vacation when I"m still too chickenshit to go into a sitdown restaurant.
  22. Did anyone else look at the helicopter footage from the explosion in downtown LA a few days ago? The explosion, in my sight, was at the downtown Pay and Spray.
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