Robert C

Poor Giggles. There sure were a bunch of marksman rifles in that game. At least only two of em finished up on me, and even then it was only 1-2 kills. That poor guy that challenged me to a 1:1 at the end got royally screwed. He kept spawning right across the street for me, and getting killed before he could even move. It probably didn't make much difference though. I finished up 35-1 on him, and I let him have the one.

Nearly forgot. Mr Mayor, you need to do something about the damned trains, as well as the overzealous law enforcement. I got run over by one of the bastards last time we were killing dots.

Should've stayed home and played GTA with y'all instead of going hunting yesterday. I would've only got two fewer birds. I might actually get to play some the next few days, now that little man is over his cold.

Shit, forgot to mention RUkered's sniping. It was like watching melraz on one of those nights where he's destroying everything in sight. Sniping guys that are fleeing in cars several blocks away? Sure, why not.

Had a hell of a lot of fun playing with the crew again. I felt like a complete dumbass when we were trying to get the party to work on the one. I mean, I've got two electrical engineering degrees, and I can't even figure out a fucking xbox? My son needs to grow up quick, so he can explain technology to his dad. There was an upside to it, at least. I went into passive when I was trying to figure the party out, and came back to find my female character being humped by some white dot. I came out of passive and fed him my shotgun. I found RUkered a couple minutes later and he was suffering the same indignity - from the same dot. I killed him again, and then we killed him a shitload more times till he left. The guy in the jump jet was funny. He'd get in something really conspicuous that shows up on the map, like a buzzard or jet, then go off radar and try to sneak up on us. All we had to do was look up, then shoot down whatever flew our way. He did have us flummoxed once though. RUkered and Stout had him cornered on the beach near Zancudo, so he went out into the ocean. I grabbed a jetski and went after him. Never could find him, even though I was right on top of him. Figured he was using rebreathers, but we finally figured out he was in a damned submarine. I tried depth charging him with stickies, but never did have any luck. Other stuff: -We had no idea Stout was even in the room till I was eyeing a dot in my sniper scope and saw Stout closing in on him - Buses make REALLY big explosions when you allah akbar somebody in em. They will also block the entire road

Been meaning to post this for melraz all week while he's been in Jamaica.

It automatically transfers both of em, even if you only try to transfer one. I forgot about the blurriness on the sniper scope. It ain't just you. Ought to be on in half an hour or so, just got to finish getting the house settled down first.

Noveria provides so many opportunities to be a complete dickhead. I think I took advantage of all of em.

Maybe we can rope Stout in and roll 3 deep. The only thing that's technically different on the controls (at least as far as I know) is the handbrake when driving is the right bumper. They just feel a little off to me, like everything is a little less responsive. Might just be me imagining it.

The few times I've been on, I've mostly been on 360 anyway. The controls are only slightly different on the One, but they still bug me for some reason.

Dear white dots, If you're reading this, I suggest maybe playing minecraft tonight. If you're in freemode, I'm coming for you. Nothing personal, it's just been that kinda week

Too bad we can't get these in online. In my head I can hear melraz saying "cancel reaper" now.

Haven't been on in a week or so, so I haven't run into any weird explosions yet. Did find UFOs in a new spot, last time I was on - just east of the mall where the road goes under it. Ran into one just as I was trying to allah akbar a tank.

It's probably not worth the money, though I bought it for next gen anyway. It's noticeably better looking, there are more people in freemode rooms, and there is first person, but everything else is pretty minor. Other stuff I noticed: - you can buy the 3 vehicles that were exclusive to the collector's edition on PS3/360, if you care about that - more cars in freemode, and a significant increase in the spawn rate of high end cars - you can now buy a hammer, and a hatchet - you can now have purple hair, so now my heavily tattooed female character can look like a proper goth I'm sure there are a bunch of other changes, but that's all I've noticed in limited gameplay

I actually finished my objectives for the second time ever a few days ago. Of course they were all easy. Complete a contact mission, car mod, and parachute from at least 500 feet. I kept screwing up the parachute part. I jumped out of a helicopter and got killed by the blades twice in a row. I've never had that happen even once till then. Weird.

First day back at work after an 11 week vacation. Trying to remember what the hell I do for a living again.

Well Baylor has different standards than most schools for this kind of shit. It's not like he murdered a teammate.

Wound up playing a bunch of this the last few days, after I noticed I was down needing about 60 RPG kills for the LSPD tint. Ran into a bunch of crappy dots who helped me get there, even if most of my kills ended up being with other weapons. Special thanks go out to the following guys: - Hey Yo Its Mayo. I had way too much fun trolling this guy. Got into a little mary lou contest with him. He wasn't too bad, but I was still getting him 2 for 1, along with destroying his little buddy, who never got me once. Then he decided to turn it into a sniping battle, and things went south quickly for him. That part turned out about 10-0 in my favor. Then he decided to duck behind some cars a few blocks away. RPG took care of that situation. He took off and came back with a buzzard. That got shot down. He took off again, and there was no surprise when he came back with a tank. Unfortunately, he didn't see me coming. Drove my rigged car right up the back of that thing. Then he took off. - Industrial Ghost. He started off in a tank. I missed him with my allah akbar, but I managed to put 3 RPGs into him on the respawn before he got me. Got up on a roof, and he was just sitting under me blasting away. I couldn't get a shot off, till I realized he was a perfect target for a mugger. Mugger got him, and he changed on the map from a tank to a dot, so I immediately used another RPG to send him and his tank to the great beyond. We fought for a while and it ended up about 15-3, till he found himself on the beach. Then it got funny. He was out of sniper range, but he didn't know that. Poor fool was so determined to avoid getting sniped that he killed himself 5 times in a row, even though I couldn't see him. Cops got me a couple times, and I wound up on the beach with him on the hills above me. Sniped him repeatedly from the beach. He never got one kill, till he took off. - Some poor level 11 guy that challenged me to a 1 on 1. I don't think it lasted more than a minute. He only managed to even get a shot off once. I took 5 shots, and got 5 kills. - 3 high level red dots that decided to gang up on me last night. One wasn't too bad. I only killed him about 1.5 times for every time he got me. The other two managed 3 kills between em. Those 3 guys accounted for the last dozen kills for the tint.

I was usually boring and picked the same team every time - Tali and Wrex. Tali to have the required tech skills to open shit, and Wrex just because he was fun to have around. Usually ran either soldier or adept. An adept with assault rifles unlocked is a killing machine in ME1. ME2 was all about Kasumi and Zaeed. Not much could stand up to my revenant armed soldier with those two spamming grenades.

Can you repost that a shitload of times? Cause I want to give it a shitload of likes.

Dear 6 dots working together on the beach, Terribly sorry about all that. I apologize for all the times I sniped you. And RPG'ed you. And machine gunned you. And shot you out of your Insurgent. And for when I blew up the insurgent. Especially the second time. And sticky bombed you. And shotgunned you. And proximity mined you. All the best Robert

Got on for a few minutes on the One last night and wound up in a fight with two guys. One kept trying to be clever and go off radar, but it wasn't doing him any good. That went on for a while, till I saw a green dot on the map. Was about to try to figure out who it was when I heard an explosion and saw the familiar messages on the left side of the screen: jstout423 killed whoever jstout423 died I laughed my ass off, then we ran em out of the room. Lots of weird stuff in that room too. I was shooting a red dot when he teleported across the street and shot me dead. Later on, I shot a sniper round at the same guy that I know for sure missed to his right, but it still killed him.

Friend of mine's sister died a few days ago of a heart attack. 30 year old single mom with 3 kids, one of em a baby. Two lessons for those with high blood pressure - 1, take the damn meds and 2, lay off the nose candy

We would have just waved back so id say we didnt make the final cut for the video Uh Huh.

Hey Dolfan, sorry for not accepting the invite last night. I had to drop off for a couple hours just as I got it. Did manage to get back on later. For some reason it was bulletproof Kuruma night. Blew up a bunch of em. Also shot a guy out of one. First time I've ever done that. Wish I knew what I did, so that I could do it again. Had one funny kill on a guy that was driving around in a Zentorno. I shot him out of it and then threw a proximity mine on it for when he returned. He ran right up on me, but decided to try to take me out rather than get in the car. He was doing all right till he Mary Loued right into his Zentorno, then things went downhill for him.