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I can't even imagine what working that game would be like - from the ticket ushers to the guys on the field. Just shuffling around - wishing that you were dead. Catching/kicking punts and kicks will also be a blast! The football will feel like a bowling ball. Eff that noise! 13-6 final score.

My wife loves John Cena and despises Kevin Federline. I just pretend the internet goes out before the pinfall.

So pretty much like every year where Brady and Peyton aren't playing each other?

This looks like a lot of fun, and there are copies available on Ebay and Amazon, but it'd probably cost me $60-$100. If I really get into the N64, I'll pay those prices eventually, but right now, I can get the same mileage out of Mario 64, DK 64, Banjo-Kazooie, etc. Holy sh*t - I bought that game brand new for peanuts back in the early Aughts. I still have the original box and everything. I'll put that next to the 1997 NBA All-Star game ball that was signed by Michael Jordan (and a bunch of other guys), and the Grant Fuhr stick I got signed by every goalie who played in the NHL during the '97-'98 season.

Nikki: What did you just say? Brie: What? Nikki: You told me just a few minutes ago that you didn't remember. You blacked out. So how do you know about her neck? Brie: [breaking character] Well... good for you, Nikki. I was going to let it go at that. You were looking so happy just now. I was thinking... To tell you the truth, I'm glad you figured it out because I have been dying to tell you. I just didn't know who you'd wanna hear it from. Brie or Brie Mode, Brie Mode or Brie. Well, I'll let you in on a client... attorney-privilege type of secret. It don't matter who you hear it from. It's the same story. I j-j-just... had to kill that hitchhiker, Nikki.

At least in the swamp cabin you can put your gym clothes in any hamper you like..... "So, like, Bryan and Bray kidnapped a hitchhiker and tied him up in the basement. They say they want to axe-murder him later on. I'm a little nervous about this. This whole "cabin" thing isn't the adventure I expected it to be. But, you know, at least I have a man that will commit to me. Unlike Nikki!" Brie would be completely on-board with going to a cabin, and picking off random joggers. Her Total Divas character has a total irrational belief in everything she and Bryan do together. Nikki would be the sex-crazed camper who would get killed after she took off her shirt; started drinking, and asked everyone for some pot. She'd be screaming for her boyfriend John, the captain of the football team, to help her, but he'd already have been offed by the goat-mask killers*. *Super Cena would kill all of the goat-faces, Jason, Freddy and would then fend off a late run-in by Suspiria.

And what's left - Bryan/Brie vs. Jey Uso/Naomi?

I understand that these teams have to hire someone, but at what point do people realize that coaches are like QB's and eventually you'd be better off taking your chances with someone new than all of these friggin' retreads that are proven losers? When fans start trying to talk themselves into guys like Kubiak, Fatso Reid or Leslie Frazier... then the season is already over before it starts. But Fatso got the Chiefs from #1 draft pick to playoffs I would hope so, with that cupcake schedule. They went 9-0 (the most impressive win in that span is probably against the 7-9 Titans) to start. As soon as they played playoff teams (Denver twice and San Diego) they lost three straight. Then they beat up on the Redskins and Raiders to get to 11-3. Then they got taken down by the Colts and Chargers again to finish 11-5. The only other decent team they beat was the Eagles, but that was during the stretch where they were still trotting out Michael Vick's rotting corpse at QB. One-and-done.

I understand that these teams have to hire someone, but at what point do people realize that coaches are like QB's and eventually you'd be better off taking your chances with someone new than all of these friggin' retreads that are proven losers? When fans start trying to talk themselves into guys like Kubiak, Fatso Reid or Leslie Frazier... then the season is already over before it starts.

I blocked everyone's postings on Facebook except for six people; my wife, three relatives, a childhood friend that only posts about sports and one of my wife's "friends" that always posts multiple incredibly asinine updates about her life that we always read aloud in a wacky voice we have created for her pointless ramblings. I also have 20 friends tied to my account and use the site about twice a month. It's awesome.

She already beat up one of my girlfriends. I never want to see Cyborg fight again.

Anderson being taken to the hospital:

Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him... or they don't. It would appear as though the cat burglar was CAUGHT... BY THE VERY PERSON who was TRYING to catch him.

My response to this argument depends entirely on how long you've been married.

I had three Christmases yesterday. Two in KC and one in STL. I still have another with my mom and sister tomorrow. Most of my gifts were fitness-related; a bosu ball, athletic shoes, workout clothes and a "Game Over" shirt from my wife.

Woke up in the middle of the night. Will probably be my only chance to see the snow in GTA today.

My bank has a banner on their online banking website that might as well say, "Stop calling us, you stupid f*cks - we always monitor your accounts for fraudulent charges." My wife is with a different bank and they're just sending her a new card. Her old card will deactivate once she gets the new one.

Oh, work Christmas bonuses? Yeah, I don't get those anymore because I haven't worked in the home office for two years. That whole $250 I used to get is really missed. Pricks.

I'm not so good with the stealth stuff, despite having a 100% stealth rating. I tend to wait for people that kill me at the impound lot (if they kill me when there are a bunch of cops around - then I know they'll eventually come looking for their car once they die). That's about as sneaky as I can get with a machine gun or a shotgun. In fact, any time someone starts coming after me (my avatar must have a very punchable face) - I immediately pull up next to some cops if I drive by any. At the very least, if they start firing at me then I'll at least have some backup. I like to call this the "hiding from school bullies in the principal's office" strategy.

It'll especially look great when Pierce is back in Boston either playing or working for the team by 2015, and KG is long-since retired.

That story warms my heart on an otherwise-sh*tty pre-holiday workday.

I just got SA on my Android phone. I haven't had the chance to play it much, but the controls work fine - though I have already played through the phone versions of GTAIII and VC so I am used to the touch controls. They did go through and upscale the graphics - it looks good, especially on the Galaxy S4 screen. They also added in in mission checkpoints and cloud saving. I still forsee flight school and Zero being frustrating. Anyway, open free romaing mode in online is totally broken now because every cunt has a tank. They really need to have an option that you can spawn in a good sport or bad sport server. The new capture missions suck if you don't have a full room. Even worse is when there are an odd number of people, so one team will be able to dominate. Are they even bothering to play test these? I think I will try to get my guy to level 50, and then I'm done until some sort of substatial DLC comes out for either single player or online. The tanks annoy me to no effing end. Especially since they keep spawning me 50 feet from one with ABSOLUTELY NO CARS IN SIGHT! I downgraded my apartment, and moved to the financial district. There was way too much riff raff up in the expensive area, which was annoying whenever I wanted to return a damaged vehicle up there and had to avoid getting shot by some stat-padder. The new spot I'm in is across the street from the insurance co, which is great because now my repaired cars just spawn right next to where I live and it's also pretty close to the police impound lot. Having a lot of money has sort of taken the fun out of the game. It took me 20 hours to rack up $100K (a lot of that time was also spent upgrading fitness stats though), and there was a huge sense of pride that I was getting closer and closer to being able to afford an apartment and a bike. Now I've got three bikes; seven cars, all the clothes that I'll never wear and spend most of my days avoiding being shot at. I even did a mission with a low-level player and when we finished I was off hidden somewhere, to give him all of the mission money, and as I was in the pause menu the prick tracked me down and shot me! No honor among thieves*. *I'm talking to you, random player who SHOT AT ME WHILE I WAS WITH A *ahem* lady of the night

Batista turning on HHH on RAW before WrestleMania was so amazing. Then they banished him to SmackDown and I rarely got to see him save for that RAW/SmackDown Survivor Series parking lot showdown - when the RAW team looked like a bunch of goofs, and the SmackDown crew was all swanked out.