Roman

A Cure for Wellness was a weird movie, and I don't mean the story, which started out promising, but the final act was horrendous. There was no need for it to go on for that long, and it was just a mess. Such a pity, because at times I thought it was reasonably enjoyable. I always like the concept of a horror movie that goes for nearly two hours and a half... just not this one.

Orton's reaction GIF fits that comment rather well.

Bakayoko to Chelsea. A Bakayoko/Kante midfield sounds like fun.

... the fuck was wrong with that referee? A yellow card?

Abdelhak Nouri, the 20-year-old Ajax player who collapsed during a friendly match last week, has permanent and severe brain damage. Damn.

Jeff Jarrett?

Directed by John Carroll Lynch? I didn't know he was a director... Makes sense, I suppose, because apparently this is his first time. Looks like it'll be fun.

Richard Armitage. Richard fuckin' Armitage.

It makes up for all the shitty Chokeslams he'd been doing throughout his career.

A good friend of the missus died today. Complete fucking bombshell. She was only 37 years old and fit as a fiddle. In the morning she had light stomach pains. Nothing to worry about. By 1.30 this afternoon she was dead. The doctors still don't know what happened. Here's the fucking kicker: she was seven months pregnant. The baby didn't make it either. Jesus.

He did make people say 'Jesus Christ' a lot. And his booking had a lot of Hail Maries.

So the Star Trek universe has finally come to this.

Lacazette to Arsenal. I'm intrigued.

Meanwhile, I thought Kong: Skull Island was shit.

Shall I compare thee to a civil war? Thou art more lovely and much more brutal.

What's the opinion on Patrick Vieira's coaching? I've recently read some articles (English press) that borderline deify him so that got me curious.

I'm going to regret this, but what's the Omega spot?

Depends on what you're into.

Funny seeing Horvath as number one on that list. He made his debut at Club Brugge a month ago. Very first match, and then this:

Thesz saw that Gotch still had some blood on his hand from crushing the previous photographer's throat.