Roman

But without seeing some horrific consequences for Kane, why would anyone worry anyway? He's just, like, "off t.v." like he would be if he was beaten down by anyone else.We need to see him horribly ruined in some way, and we should have seen it weeks ago, so there would some sense that Miz or Kofi were in actual danger. The camera should carry us into some barn, into a little enclosure and we should see what Kane has been turned into: I want more footage of the horror barn. That 'investigative reporting' thing was pretty good. I also demand Tom Waits' 'Murder in the Red Barn' song being very softly played in an adjacent space of the camera, or at the very least being whistled for a moment. Actually, that whole song would be good fodder for a Wyatt promo.

Not exactly what you're looking for, but...

Big E's own My Little Pony was amazing. Dear God, I've fallen in love with this man.

Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

I like Dawson quite a bit. He has a nice snap to a lot of his moves; especially his kicks to the temple look good. And Regal does a good job of building him up as well with comparisons to Arn Anderson and remarks about how he's technically sound etc. I just saw one of those 'Behind the Scenes' clips. Rawley does a pretty good promo there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lwwHHs0eJ4 Skip to 43:11.

What was the problem with Swagger's title run? Badly booked, or did the crowd just not take to Swagger?

A whiny, ignorant, not-so-subtle question: what happened to the NOAH matches, Ditch?

I've been drifting in and out of watching wrestling for the past couple of years and I've recently started watching WWE again. What happened to Jack Swagger and Drew McIntyre? I remember Swagger having some very good matches with Christian in ECW and even becoming the World Heavyweight Champion out of nowhere, and now he's in this... not terribly entertaining mid-card heel gimmick and people are kicking out of the Gutwrench Powerbomb when it used to be a killer. And Drew McIntyre was, as far as I remember correctly, introduced by Vince McMahon himself as 'a future WWE champion' and 'The Chosen One' and I remember seeing some matches of his on SmackDown where he was a dominant guy. Now, like Swagger, he's lost in heel mid-card with a not terribly entertaining gimmick? What happened to them?

So he's just gonna randomly walk into backstage segments and say "Bad news, everyone!" like Professor Farnsworth from Futurama? ... God damn you.

Just do what I do, and every time he does the discus lariat, pretend he is the offspring of an evil hillbilly woman who tricked Kerry Von Erich into having sex with her. Kind of like King Arthur and Morgana, but with less swords and more whiskey and trailer parks. It makes him top three in the company easy. Did the woman chain up Kerry afterwards so he had to saw off his foot to escape?

Throughout that Jericho promo, I was hoping Orton would RKO and punt him. Good God, was that an annoying, obnoxious promo.

I marked out like hell when Cody grabbed Rollins. Cody's intensity, Rollins' flailing and the crowd's noise... Good God, that was a thing of sheer beauty.

I loved Ahmed, but God damn was he one crazy, injury-prone SOB. I loved this match, but that dive right at the start of the match (2:57)... Jesus Christ.

What a wonderful world.

Damn Cthulhu took the referee out! (added bonus: Kevin Nash taking the only bump he can still take.)

When you see a young kid or even a high school boy going to prom wearing his first, ill-fitted suit, it's endearing and perhaps even a little adorable. But when you're as old as these guys and still don't know an angstrom about buying and wearing suits, it's a little sad. Obviously Flair's fine because he was born in a suit, but the other three... God Almighty. Little Randy Orton found his giant father's suit jacket, apparently, and Jindrak is like a little kid who wanted to make his parents laugh by dressing up in his father's suit, barely poking through the openings. As far as the stable itself goes: I don't think I'd have been able to buy Mark Jindrak in the enforcer role.

'And I Will Always Love You,' surely?

I'm actually a lot more shocked at how Nash is looking than at how Hall is looking.

The other problem is editing Smackdown so he stays popular in his core fanbase in Bolivia, Botswana, Bosnia, Cambodia and let's not forget the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela; infact he might just be the guy to solve the Essequibo River dispute with Guyana! Maybe he can bring WWE to Gabon and Dijbouti too. Don't stop bolieving! You forgot Bogota. And he needs to be billed from Boston, Jonesboro or Bowling Green. And Bo Diddley entrance music.

I really, really, really don't want to listen to Vicki. I can't say whether I like or dislike her, because whenever she's about to speak, I either mute it or skip the segment entirely. Her voice is impossible to listen to. I wish Heyman would give a little nod to Curtis every once in a while instead of fully ignoring him. He stands there like a doofus while Heyman's only got eyes for his latest acquisition Ryback. It doesn't do Curtis any favours at all because it makes him come across as spineless and unimportant -- until the inevitable face turn when he's had enough of being ignored, I have no doubt, which I'm not exactly looking forward to because Curtis just isn't interesting. I love Triple H, though. He's so amazing in his role.