Andrew POE!

I don't. The controls are terrible. The game manages to coast for a long time on style and presentation. I don't get that criticism at all and wonder if we played the same game. Different strokes, I guess. If your thumbs can't actually perform any of the actions they suggest for attacks and you can't tell the difference between them (I'm talking about the attacks where you 'hold circle' and 'press up and then circle'), then they failed on controls. I ended up just mashing buttons and just tried to beat the game. I understand I need to 'git gud' but I almost think the game needed LESS attacks to correspond to the same button. And the boss battles are mostly unbalanced and unfair.

I honestly think it would be very easily. The people who made Warframe seem to have done better since it appeared on PS4. All Blizzard has to do is include Sony character skins for Overwatch and people will get it. If they do that cross synergy stuff~! with Destiny and get people exclusive gear and engrams, they WILL support it.

Great, first the loot cave, now an ether chest. Apparently, Bungie is a no-fun zone. HOW ABOUT YOU JUST SH*T OUT DECENT STUFF FOR EVERYONE, BUNGIE????

I don't. The controls are terrible. The game manages to coast for a long time on style and presentation.

I ended up getting Tiny Brains, Soul Sacrifice Delta, Pure Pool, Pure Chess, Krinkle Krusher, Escape Goat 2, Ace Combat Assault Horizon, NFS The Run, and Zombie Driver HD. I had issues with checking out all weekend. EDIT: I got Super Mega Baseball as well. Yorbie is not even recommended to get.

Fuck Ready At Dawn for God of War: Chains of Olympus. Challenge #2 in Challenge of Hades is next to impossible. They need to fix the fire blades so they can get damaged from an attack while they are about to jump and attack. I won't be able to Platinum the game now due to that pos challenge. EDIT: Not to mention that Hard mode is worst because of some enemies and their invincible attack frames. Ready At Dawn clearly doesn't know what the fuck they are doing.

The hell? I fully upgraded a legendary weapon but the trophy won't unlock. It was in the first slot as my Exotic weapon was. I did get the maximum Vanguard rank trophy though.

I Platinum'ed Uncharted: Golden Abyss this morning. Rather easy but grindy Platinum -- the final boss battle on Crushing pissed me off though.

This is basically Andrew POE!'s Favorite Games Sale. The weirdo basement dwelling games that you don't want to admit to liking in public. Oh and Metal Gear Rising is $8 and Suikoden II is $4. The problem is you'll be giving Konami money. So, what you're saying is that you're buying Criminal Girls, then? I already have a physical copy of Criminal Girls.

It would be entirely possible that for the game's purposes Jack the Ripper is an Assassin and he was killing female Templar agents. But they have to get Nolan North in there to play an English guy (his Penguin sounds almost English).

I found out I didn't get a job I wanted that's higher paying and I think my boss' breath smells like poop (so literally he's full of shit).

I saw the 9 minute gameplay footage and I'm strangely excited for AC Syndicate (will the next AC be called AC Theme Park though? Or AC Populous?). I'll get it when it's $40 on Black Friday though.

Mass Effect 4 AND Fallout 4 at this year's E3?

Conan O'Brien doing the Waterhag voice should be DLC IMO.

I'm fully expecting The Phantom Pain to get yanked for that same reason by August 31. I don't think it will but who knows. I wouldn't put it past Konami to not even give review copies out of spite to every site (IGN, Giant Bomb, etc.). Judging by their past behavior and what they've done this year, I think MGS V will either have a low circulation run or won't be found in retailers during the first week. Also, from what I understand about it, Konami's pulling P.T. demo actually got them in trouble with Sony based on what the fine print in the TOS say.

That's Konami. Nintendo is pretty close -- as more details come out about Splatoon, the less and less I want it. It's like an online only PS2 game at this point. No chat online? No party match making? No streaming allowed? It should be their Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare, but they are fumbling badly.

What else would Nintendo have to show? Honestly they seem less and less interested in actually releasing new software for their systems. All they have to do at this is say that there will be a "Gold Link" Amiibo and people WILL buy it. The games that people want (a new F-Zero, a new Metroid, new IP's, a new Mario game for Wii U, Animal Crossing for Wii U, etc.), Nintendo doesn't want to do. The 50 and 60 year olds in charge of Nintendo won't let that happen. They are just counting all the money from Amiibo sales because people are gullible. I halfway expect them to announce more "New 3DS" games like Metroid Prime 3D, Super Mario Sunshine 3D, Paper Mario TTYD 3D, F-Zero GX 3D and maybe Super Smash Bros Brawl 3D. I don't think we'll get a release for "Zelda Wii U" just more in-progress footage of the game or even a story teaser. Oh and Etrian Odyssey Untold 2 will get a release date at E3 along with possible release dates for SMT x FE and FE if.

I usually make predictions on E3 and surprised at how close I am to being correct. Here's mine for this year: 1) Gears of War Reloaded (not Remastered) is announced and will be coming to Xbox One in Holiday 2015. With Halo 5 Guardians on October 27th and Rise of the Tomb Raider in Holiday 2015, I expect Gears of War Remastered to take a portion of Microsoft's E3. We'll see a Xbox One Gears of War teaser which is likely to be the "Resident Evil 4" of the series (stays true to the Gears of War standard tropes but with new wrinkles). 2) Sony will have two more Remastered games: Uncharted Collection Remastered and God of War Ascension Remastered. Both will be in the Fall 2015. UC Remastered will have a UC4 multiplayer beta. GOW Ascension Remastered will include a demo of GOW4 once that's available. 3) "Destiny Comet" (you remember from the leaked contract?) will be announced and will probably have some lame subtitle. My guess: Destiny - Comet's Trail. More missions, Crucible mode, increased level cap, you'll get better Engrams promise, the story might make sense, no you can't kill the Cryptarch sorry. 4) Galak-Z and Everybody's Gone to the Rapture will get US release date for Sony's big "Fall PSN event." They'll also announce the other games for the event -- Galak-Z, Everybody's Gone to the Rapture, Aszu, Rime, and No Man's Sky. I will go full on Phoenix "I CAN'T CONTROL IT!" at that. 5) Watch_Dogs 2 will be announced by Ubisoft and you won't play as Aidan so you should be happy. Assassin's Creed Victory is announced and it will be out in November and it may or may not be buggy. 6) Rayman Legends 2 for PS4/XB1 will be announced along with Valiant Hearts: The Second World War and Child of Light 2. Dean Evans' project after Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon will announced as well and will be amazing. 7) Dishonored II will be announced for PS4/XB1/PC. 8) Darksiders 3 will finally be a thing and will come from Nordic Games in Spring 2016. 9) Starfox Wii U will get a release date and more of Zelda Wii U will be shown. 10) Bloodborne will be announced as having DLC and probably will be called "The Hunter's Forgotten Dream" and will have Demon's/Dark Souls bosses. Dark Souls 3 will be announced for PS4/XB1/PC. I am probably wrong. I'm not Nostradamus.

I would love to see Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 on PS4/XB1. I also would really love to see Marvel Heroes as a console game. It worked for Diablo 3/UEE.

This is basically Andrew POE!'s Favorite Games Sale. The weirdo basement dwelling games that you don't want to admit to liking in public. Oh and Metal Gear Rising is $8 and Suikoden II is $4. The problem is you'll be giving Konami money.

They may patch it at some point but thanks for the warning on this. I'll probably get it during a flash sale. I usually buy everything on PSN but I can wait. Same with Broken Age which came out yesterday.

Resogun.You can thank me later. Tabe speaks the truth here. Also Bloodborne and DriveClub. And Killzone Shadowfall.

Hopefully Uncharted 4 would address that but Neil Druckmann has already said that he won't make the story 'grimdark.' So it really defeats the purpose/tone of the reveal trailer. In my mind, Uncharted 4 would have to have Nathan Drake face having killed hundreds of (albeit shady) people and it finally weighs on his conscience. But story-wise, Uncharted 2 is better although it does have a few unexplainable sections.

I Platinum'ed Uncharted 3 last night which turn into absolute BS towards the end. If I had to rank Uncharted's, it would be 2, 1, 3. The story wasn't/isn't as well developed as Uncharted 2. U3's story introduced aspects that were never followed up on

Activision did another Black Ops 3 trailer that essentially will make the game look like Deus Ex. I didn't ask for this.