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Lo-Risk

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  1. What? No Loveburger as lumberjacks? Dude, they broke up. Again.
  2. Guys, it's okay. Dean's lumberjacks will be Preston, William, the X-Files nerds, Reminiscing Guy, the dude bogarting all the Reddi-Whip, Sideshow Bob Jr., and the kid who hangs out in the background stealing stuff. And yeah, it really did seem like they've scrapped Xavier's group already.
  3. You know, in some odd way, I think Dean would be buddies with Preston, since Preston's known the Ambrose family since childhood. There'd be a scene where Preston is sitting in the car listening to "Mandy" and the camera pans over to reveal Dean in the passenger seat. He'd be pissed at Amanda after the rejection scene near the pool. I say he walks past Melissa Joan Hart, snatches the yearbook from her and just starts scribbling his name in a random spot without even looking, while she tries to tell him he's not in there because he graduated last year. He'd totally bang Angel Stripper, though.
  4. Not to infringe on any backstories other posters come up with for Dean Ambrose, but I just watched CAN'T HARDLY WAIT a few days ago, hear me out: The character of Denise is played by an actress named Lauren Ambrose, and I couldn't help but picture Dean as her overprotective brother who somehow managed to graduate the year before. He shows up to the house looking for her, palmfacing Girl Whose House It Is out of his way before she can get a word out. Hits on Jamie Pressley. Goes upstairs cause he has to take a piss and kicks the door down, finding Denise and Seth Green's "Kenny" character. Crazy guy Thesz press on Kenny, followed by an epic asskicking. Eventually leaves, but not before stealing Jason Segal's watermelon and completely blowing off that other blonde chick because he doesn't give a shit that her parents have mirrors over their bed. And there's also a prequel idea in there where he feuds with Trip McNeely. Oh! And JBL referenced Bloodsport!
  5. If true, I'm not surprised at all that TNA would try to sell their footage per hour. Like, I can just e-mail someone there (and one of my family members or friends, accidentally) and go "Yes, I would like to own that episode of Impact where Psicosis bumped his ass off for Jarrett, please! Paypal-ing you 500 bucks!" Is there a discount if you order a custom six-hour tape?
  6. Okay...this is a really low-percentage shot to take reference-wise, but fuck it. Obviously the cosmic key only leads you toward one guy: I'm reminded only of this guy... Guess I should've gone for the Gwildor reference over Julie & Kevin. See, they should've kept Aksana around and made her the Dust Brothers' valet. She could go around putting collars on people in an attempt to find out where the Cosmic Key is.
  7. You might be "totes confused", but it was revealed in the Raw thread weeks back, that it is the job of a heel to bury opponents. Not like THAT.
  8. Was I the only one bothered by the Cesaro promo? He actually went and said the World Champion couldn't wrestle. And then he went and lost a wrestling match to the guy who can't wrestle. Bo's streak ending against TRUTH??? I could only assume this "Cosmic Key" thing leads to the Dust Brothers vs. Julie Winston & Kevin Coorigan at Summerslam.
  9. The people who hate this angle wouldn't be complaining if Bryan had thwarted Orton's cash-in attempt at Summerslam and subsequently kicked the shit out of him on every Raw and Smackdown while verbally castrating HHH in 20-minute promos. See, even though something like that would make no sense whatsoever, it'd be okay cause they watched and enjoyed Bryan's indy stuff.
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