CanadianChris

What times did AJ win/lose the title?

Here's one with Randy Anderson and David Penzer saving DDP.

What's the second?

If KO wasn't so fat and could take the move right, Cena would've been fine. #thankskevindunn

It's easier when you get wrestlers to submit their own shit.

Your ability to compare the love lives of guys you've never met is amazing. Tell me more about how wonderful Madison's ex was.

I thought this would have the lineup. Damnit odessa.

But Snuka wouldn't reply, because he's a savage. God, aren't you listening!?!

Well aren't you a special flower.

I was just watching this Rip Rogers vs Ox Baker Russian Torture Match and... well... this is a mess.

Whale?

Someone needs to explain this to me... Best Google came up with was an RSPW convention, and that <deleted> said it.

If Silas makes them men, wouldn't he cease to be The Last Real Man?

Confession: I realized I had been getting "Pentagon" and "Pierroth" confused in my head when I was reading Lucha results, until I watched my first LU episode.

You mean that shirt wasn't WWE's way of showing the subtle bonds between Bradshaw and Faarooq? I always pictured JBL and Ron Simmons as gay lovers who opened up a protection agency and because they're so close it's okay to share the profits by spending their money on beer and cigars. The cigars are for their oral fixations with a phallic object. You know, there's a lot better fanfic out there that you could be reading.

Isn't he in KoT?

Hippies like pot

Marty must make a lot for all the rope he used to tie up Sexy.

Ewwwwwww. I'd rather have dick tuck Marty than incestuous Melissa. She's so nice and put upon all the time... remember us wanting Pentagon's head on a stick? We were discussing Cheerleader Melissa, not the announcer.

And all your action figures would have their elbow joints out of socket...

Can I take Catrina?

I've also realized two things today: 1. My wife booked us for a BBQ at a friend's house during Ultima Lucha. SADFLHIAGISDOHGPAIHWEPINWPTINAPIWEFPAWIEF. 2. They really need to start selling replica's of Dario's red bull for my desk at work.

I've offered 3 people at work a "unique opportunity", and nobody's taken me up on it. I'm not sure if that means they watch LU, or don't watch LU.

God that was awful. You're on a 30 day no like suspension for sharing it.

Oh man, just found this video on the LU Facebook page. DARIO DELIVERS https://video-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xpa1/v/t42.1790-2/11829779_10103430254534293_1844962323_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjM2NSwicmxhIjo2NTZ9&rl=365&vabr=203&oh=32fb1fc05acf312806c70b3f5fc596ec&oe=55C00EE3