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So, I'm gonna be in Tokyo starting 1/1, anybody got a ticket for me?

I wonder how long before the Young Bucks superkick a newborn to get the record for youngest wrestler from Baby Hirota.

I'm moving to Tokyo in January so maybe I'll be able to go to some shows.

I'm surprised nobody is talking about Yoko Bito retiring again. Although, I'm kinda unsure what to say about it either.

You probably won't be surprised that Japanese promoters quite often tell Americans to shout profanities.

Not so much weird as it is awesome.

I use Imgur for online videos, especially Youtube, and GIfcam for recording Gifs. (Extra care as there are loads of malware infested versions online)

Reason #2745 Reason #5287

Syuri has signed a deal to appear at UFC Fight Night 117 at Saitama Super Arena. Not sure if it's one fight or multiple.

"Can I rub this sample on you?"

You can just see the ref landing his dismount.

They had lots of practice in Japan.

The rudest powerbomb this side of a Kevin Nash botch.

Is he doing a Syuri cosplay?

Sakura Hirota is making her grand return at the Wave 10th Anniversary show at Ota-ku Gym on 8/12. If you're thinking that her match is the one you're least looking forward to, another match announced is GAMI vs Chigusa. Yeah, it's like Muay Thai fighters using the name of their gym in their ring name.

They set up a cliffhanger but I get the feeling that Lolo will just say, "Nah, I'm good with this one". I also how Jordan just decided to shit on Ashley M like he's not watched the last season and she just turned it up and blasted Ashley K.

Oh Bananas. "You couldn't make it in wrestling". I'll just assume that MTV edited out the part where CM Punk listed his accomplishments in the ring or he was just too blown away by the absurdity to respond.

12-year old wins her MMA debut.