You had the shot and you didn't take it? You could have ended this forever.
Man, remind me not to send you back in time to Ford's Theater.
"Went to Our American Cousin live. Of course I sat in front of some "smart" fan who was fumbling with something in his jacket and chanting "Appmatox clap clap clapclapclap". Thankfully he got up and headed to the balcony. Wait, why was sent back here again? I was supposed to be on the lookout for someone...Man this play is overbooked. Whoa, did someone just light off a firecrac.....oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...yeah....damn."
This post is awesome on so many levels