Skeeball Wizard

WWE doesn't have an age limit. Truth is still active and he's 50. The issue is that Funk wouldn't pass the physical - probably also an issue with most of the older superstars they could bring back.Truth is 44 You guys are both wrong, Truth is 104 and a giraffe, he told me so.

Bob Holly mentioned it in his book. And no, there was no given reason. When he asked why they were dropping the belts they had no real answer. I would guess the Gunns were originally scheduled to win the tourney and Billy's injury made them unable to compete, so the Gunns winning the next night just returned to the status quo.

Yep. Roman Reigns looks really weird without the facial hair.

I think it was actually the Hart Attack from Bret and Anvil, wasn't it? I believe the story goes that LOD did the spot, but did it gently as to not hurt him. Then Bret piped in that the Hart Foundation wouldn't take it easy on him, and proceeded to plaster him with the Hart Attack.

I wouldn't recommend googling to try and figure out what this means, that may have lead to a very uncomfortable conversation.

Ambrose is a likely one, I just hope they don't turn him heel anytime soon. Although he would be a great heel, so that's really a no lose situation. What about Sami Zayn? I know he isn't a part of the roster proper yet, but he seems to hit most of the marks of that type of personality.

After reading his book, I think he is more than capable of this, but I don't think he would want to. He never seemed happy in that role in other places.

He's a touring stand up comic and teaches improv somewhere in New York. He sold Scoops in the late 90s/early 2000s and ekind of quietly left "the scene".

This is like 99% Terry Funk being a senile bastard. Holy crap!http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xw6rtc_1998-06-01-kotrqm-mark-henry-vs-terry-funk_sport Vince does his best to ruin the match but Funk AIN'T HAVIN' IT. 5 minute mark... That match was way more fun than I had even hoped. Henry is green as gooseshit but Funk leads him along well. I popped for the "Al Issacs Sucks" sign at the beginning as well.

Like trying to convince the local police that there is a killer on the loose?

I went into it not expecting much, but it was fascinating. Maybe my favorite episode of TIJ ever.

That was running joke with me and my buddies for a while "Who's that headed to the ring?! It's Wrestlemania 5!!"

Yeah but how are the dickhole spiders punches? Just saying, maybe worth a discussion....

Only found out about Austin Aries yesterday. Didn't the same thing happen to Samoa Joe's shirts? Pretty much, his shirts sold out shortly after being put up, and took a good bit to get back in stock.

AJ Styles shirts already sold out and won't be back in stock until February 26th, according to WWEShop.com

Henry and Swagger?

They also used almost their entire roster for this show. I checked earlier today and the only active non-injured roster members that were not used in some capacity for this show were Fandango, Fernando and Diego. I would be worried about my future, if I was one of those three guys. I thought the Matadors were getting retooled? Fandango is dead in the water though. What about Ryder, did I miss him?

I feel like this... Completely balances out this bullshit. I heard that and thought, "I had to have heard that wrong." I re-wound it and, nope, I sadly heard it right. Now we just need Ambrose to use the lines "You're despicable!" and "Of course you know, this means war!" and his evolution into Daffy Duck will be complete.

A friend of mine growing up, who was a casual fan at best, absolutely loved Shango. The Shango Hasbro figure wasn't just the only wrestling figure he owned, it was the only action figure period.

NWO Booker T was a riot

I see that conversation going something like; Vince: "You know, my Hollywood friends keep asking when we're getting rid of the ring" "No they don't." V: "Yeah, but I do have Hollywood friends" "No you don't" V: "Yeah, but you could imagine what it would be like if I did" "Sure Vince."

That Cracked.com article made some really good points about the problem with Bray, mainly that, despite having a backwoods cult leader persona, they never do anything with that. He hasn't brainwashed anyone to join him, he doesn't use his followers to advance his agenda etc. They're just like everyone else on the show, but they have a weirdo gimmick.

Exactly, Austin was a foul mouthed, beer drinking redneck, the type of person you can see a billionaire like Vince thinking he was better than. What's the beef with Roman? His hair is too luxurious?

Or at least having a hot enough act to move that kind of merchandise.

It seemed like a match built on convenience, Yoko's weight was out of control, Vader was coming back from surgery, Owen, Bulldog and Ahmed were too high profile to be left off the card, and they had to clear a huge chunk of time for the Ironman. Im guessing if the singles match had happened those other guys just would have had the night off.