Skeeball Wizard

It's not particularly good or bad, but they are a super fun live show

I was gonna add the "Kids, get your parent permission etc." part but given the context, that's wildly inappropriate.

In a row?

It certainly didn't help that every commercial for the whole deal was all "EPIC 4 PART CROSSOVER", but that said, what an amazing crossover it was. It was so much fun.

Ultimo Dragon has had a rough couple of years.

Don't be ridiculous. He was definitely a joint guy.

Agreed on both counts. Creepypasta has always seemed silly to me, but the one this was based on got me good. Everything in Channel Zero just seems so cold and calculated, hopefully that's just setting the scene.

Very enjoyable read, highly recommend.

For the Pillman/Santa picture?

This is so ridiculous he got a wellness suspension and he doesn't even work there.

He signs a fat WCW contract in the late 90s, and has his hackery exposed, then spends the next twenty or so years burying everything in modern wrestling because he craves the attention.

I only remember it being an MSG thing, due to have to pay the crew either double time or another full day's pay if it went past a certain predetermined time.

The old secondary shows were the best. My favorite was Paul London showing up in a sleeveless fur coat and crazy boot tassels and being referred to as "Futuristic Caveman" Paul London, with his 450 finisher being rechristened the "Cosmic Cyclone". I think it lasted about 3 weeks.

Cocaine?

Chris Kanyon was in there pretty regularly for a while, right around the time he started doing the Mortis gimmick. He was quite friendly and gracious.

He was slotted to move into the main events, but he ran afoul of the Kliq, and that was about the end of it

Are the two words "Euclidian relation"?

The way that photo is laid out really says alot about the guys in it.

It's a good thing Smackdown snapped up the Ascension while they could, they may have ended up with some dead ender like Nakamura, Samoa Joe or Bayley

This reminds me of a point I frequently forget to make; why does no one ever "learn" an awesome new finishing move. It seems like everyone gets stuck with one on day one and that's it.

Tito Santana was 24 years old at the time of his pro wrestling debut. It could also be the number of hours in a day that he is a bad motherfucker.

I've always thought Macho Man had the perfect moveset for his character, always a joy to watch. In terms of cool looking stuff, Blitzkrieg blew my fuckin mind as a teenager, and is still very impressive to older me.

Central Intelligence is way better than I would have anticipated, it's not a great movie but it sure is fun. Rock and Kevin Hart have great chemistry. Man, I'm gonna get nauseous if I keep flying around the list like this.

Kevin Kubusheskie or bust.

Not to worry, my late game free fall is still in the cards. But then, who knows with how this Sumner box office is going, just all over the place weird.