DangerMark

How hard is it to cock up block colours? Not very, clearly.

I was expecting a clip of the time where the obvious Pie Eater cut a promo going into SummerSlam about "London, my home town"

I could be wrong but I think that Mercedes home run was maybe the slowest recorded pitch sent back for a home run, which is impressive in its own way.

Minoru Suzuki walking out and doing Minoru Suzuki things to Cody until he gets either bewildered or dead enough to shut up and take his paternity leave would be amazing.

Is that the same Hornet who randomly had a match that's on Youtube against Yuki Ishikawa?

You're sleeping on the "best" bit of that guy: that his handle is "Outlaw1977"

I liked that promo but come on Max Caster. A better ass than Sonny Kiss? As a wise man once said: now you're just lying to the people.

That has a bit to do with it being impossible to get to any sort of succinct point in a 20 minute promo. 2 minutes is a great length for a promo. Eddie Kingston is also pretty good the whole promo thing.

I can only conclude that you are not feeling frisky.

Depends on your standards. If we're talking old style, two title switches per year if we're feeling really frisky, then no Cesaro probably could stay in that "High as you can get without winning the big one" bracket next to Jake the Snake and Eddie Kingston without me raising an eyebrow. In a world - or should I say Universe? - where Jack Swagger, Jinder Mahal and Alberto del Rio are all former world champions (ie. the one we actually live in,) then he absolutely should have at least five.

Oh yeah, I don't disagree, I just think there's a way to do a time limit draw without completely stymieing Miro.

There's a way to style through it where he spends the first ten minutes of the match throwing him into the crowd and mugging before getting increasingly frustrated to a time limit finish. Could argue that it makes him look like a dumbass but he could wear it maybe.

If you want to go "oh, it's just two guys wrestling" about a judo throw on to ice (a position that I am not entirely convinced by, it must be said,) well I guess you can argue than Panarin is retaliating and that sort of thing shouldn't be necessary in a professional sport played by adults. The punch was an absolute dog shot and if that's the "maximum allowable under the CBA," then throw it, and the people who negotiated it, into the sea and get a disciplinary system which eliminates that sort of rubbish.

Yano, for all his supposed amateur pedigree was abysmal as a serious wrestler.

There is a fairly decent number of comic actors who wound up being good dramatic actors, so I think this one might belong in a "sensible statements" thread, instead of this thread of utter bollocks.

You Rang?

This is the most self-evidently sensible thing to do, which is why it will never happen.

I knew a guy in El Paso who took all his clothes off and jumped into a bed of cacti, and I asked him the very same thing. You know what he told me?

What about the Hennigs?

Beautiful to see the French lose one five minutes after the eighty for once. Also nice for Wales to win the Championship, or as my mates put it, the Jam-pionship.

Goddamn, he was just launching it. And Bairstow has finally had a decent game, too.

.\_/. I am not amused by that finish. Then again, Wales had no business going for a Grand Slam this year, so the fact that they can still win the championship is actually great. Also, England "won" a Triple Uncrown for the first time since '76, lost to the other home nations. Believe it or not, that is a consolation.

Also the DFA Jinx has killed the Miyogiryu Yusho charge. Or maybe he deserved the "lol" and this is just the natural order of things.

I will get back to you on this just as soon as I work out how Craig and Greg rhyme.

I'm glad that mostly AEW has killed the "driving up to the edge of the arena" thing after Trent got him mum to drive him up, but if anyone was going to rock up with a ludicrous stretch hummer a la Chono, it's gotta be this incarnation of Omega.