DangerMark
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Winning is for Footballers; there is nothing more gloriously futile than scoring too many runs.
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Gonna get a head start on the petition to get Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau played before each Cheifs game next to the Star Spangled Banner.
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Sad face, Endo was one of the greatest interviews in professional sports; never said more than three words if he could help it.
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I thought we were friends, but clearly not.
^_~
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9 hours ago, SirFozzie said:
Scotland: Beat Wales. Lose to Italy. What the effing eff.
This will make a whole lot more sense in a few weeks when Italy beat Wales.
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This is what you would have got for judging a five (well, four) day game after the first.
In other cricket news, Shamar Joseph could retire tomorrow and still be one of the true legends of West Indian cricket after only two tests.
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If I were a Cricket administrator, I might try and do something to stop players leaving franchise leagues just before the play-offs begin. Were I an actual fan of the Brisbane Heat, I might be somewhat chapped that they lose their two top run scorers and then find it difficult to score more than 120 runs in a finals match.
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Although the belt was not on the line this week, Tottenham Hotspur became the True and Accurate Champions of English Football for the 19th time on New Year's Eve with their win over Bournemouth. Only four teams have held the belt more times than Spurs, and those same four teams have held the belt for more matches. (Newcastle are tied for total reigns but are four title matches behind Spurs.)
At six successful defences, Bournemouth's reign narrowly missed out on the Top 10% of title reigns in the Premiership Era.
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I can't wait to bust out the old John Kear quote for the Pats this week, having missed my chance last week.
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On 12/3/2023 at 11:53 PM, SirSmUgly said:
The challenge of scoring this thing is that I know that shows booked by Vince Russo are still to come. How low can I go when I know that Russo shows are probably going to take me even lower than that? I thought about this, and I don’t think that I can let that truth cause me to artificially inflate a pre-Russo Nitro score. Hell, I have negative numbers to work with. The bottom is endless. Anyway, Jericho's promo tacks a full .25 splash onto this score for being so good. 1.25 out of 5 Stinger Splashes
Also, the square root of negative one doesn't exist, so you can always use imaginary numbers for the really bad shit.
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TNS, the then Welsh Champions had to play a European game at the Racecourse a few years back against Legia Warsaw and the few visiting fans who did show up were mental, especially as they occupied one corner of the ground and spent their time singing and setting off flares. Anyone coming to Wrexham for a Thursday night piss-up must be cracked.
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I have not been watching much from this Basho except I just saw Abi win this tournament's Ura Memorial Award for Stupidest Fall in a match against Ura himself.
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On 11/11/2023 at 11:41 PM, SirFozzie said:
New Premier League Champion! Newcastle finally dethroned.
Belated Congratulations to AFC Bournemouth becoming the 356th True and Accurate Champions of English Football, holding the belt for third time. They have only once defended the belt in the past.
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Also, South Africa were taken to the Jadeja Zone and made to look like they were England, trying to chase. It turns out that India have other, non-Kohli players; it's just the Indian public don't seem to care unless they have a bat.
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Sri Lanka, who are at least above England as this stand because they've actually won two games.
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The last few games, they look completely flummoxed by the idea of having to hit the ball with their bats, so that they can score points - known as 'runs' - without getting 'out'
Stop me if I'm getting too technical please, Jos.
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I was listening to the India innings this morning, thinking that England had done pretty good to keep India below 250. Who was the fool?
(Actually, it was England who are the fools.)
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It's a penalty shootout from the 22 until Martyn Williams slices his shot sending Cardiff out of the Heineken Cup.
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It's not a title defence as "defence" doesn't fit England's mentality.
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Sri Lanka chased down the 157 they needed inside 26 overs.
EngLOLand.
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They chased down 283 at a jog; Pakistan just couldn't get the wickets and couldn't stop them pinching runs.
The result leaves England on the bottom, looking at a Wooden Sppon decider against Sri Lanka on Thursday.
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On 10/21/2023 at 6:21 PM, Octopus said:
I’d get a Spinning Tentacle Hold out of love
Do those Texas Jabs hurt so much when you don't have bones?
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Baz only Balls for 5 days at a time, this is all ButtBall. That is to say: Jos Buttler was the Brain Genius who decided to take the field in 35°C temperatures while his best spin bowler was taking a thirty minute "comfort break"
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As much as I hate England RU and want them to lose every single match they ever play ever, I don't think you get to post about how they're in shambles after the World Cup Semi Finals even if SA put up a cricket score.
The Cricket Thread, Mark 2
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Update on the county championship: all but one match reached 1000 combined runs, and the one that didn't hit 905. No results in round two, one won match out of eighteen so far.