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Finally saw Six String Samurai after wanting to see it for like 20 years. I remember seeing it in PSM magazine. FUCKING GOOD MOVIE

It's a trick, get an axe.

Been watching a bunch of old time anime I remember from videogame magazines. Project A-ko: Kindy dopey Golden Boy: I laughed one time on the very last episode when the original manga artist guy says "Liquor me up!!" Otaku No Video: Okay this was the weirdest thing I watched so far. It's a Woody Allen/Spinal Tap/Reefer Madness thing. What the hell was this? I'm 'bout to watch Wings of Honneamise. EDIT: As a movie it stunk hard. The only thing I knew about this movie for like 26 years was that it had a "rape scene" in it. It wasn't, but it did completely taint the film going forward. This wasn't like that part in Platoon where Willem Dafoe is all yelling "Get out of there!" This wasn't even some old time 1950's movie mash-faced kiss that was rebuked. This was just a bunch of bullshit with a hippy dippy ending. POOP.

This is simple. Are you going to play it immediately? I'm talking blow through it this weekend in two sittings style and have no other games you've bought unbeaten. Or are you wishy washy with a bunch of unfinished shit? If it's even a question wait 'til you are really going to play it then buy it. Within 3 months it will be super cheap even on console.

What is an arm and a leg in this case? I got a bundle with a HyperX Cloud II and Rainbow 6 Siege 3 years ago and it was 70 bucks. I never used the microphone and never installed siege. Pretty much just use it as a headphone set for home recording. The 7.1 stuff seems pointless. Seems to hover around 80-90 now. The aluminum frame means yer really going to have to stomp on it to destroy it. The best headphones I ever had are koss portapros. But the foam covering one of the ears got ripped and I don't know what I need to order a replacement. I bought them used so I don't have that lifetime warranty. Maybe I should get drunk on the internet and order a new set. Amazing headphones. They just look like old shitty walkman headphones but they ain't.

I would consider that a good nintendo direct.

HEADIN' TO THE SHITTER

I didn't pre-order it but I am allowed to download the beta for division 2. I'm all about playing early versions of games I couldn't give a shit about lately.

Well, I'm about to play this apex game. Two hours later: It's ok. I don't give a shit about these overwatch battle royal games. I lived 22 minutes and was in the final 2 teams hiding in a bush then died as soon as I saw a badguy. Needs a basic deathmatch mode so I actually get a feel for the shooting. I fired zero bullets 'til the last 2 seconds. I didn't immediately uninstall it so it's already drinking Anthem's milkshake. Why anyone would play that over this is mindboggling. Hobbled their own bigass game right before it came out. It was already wounded. It was nice being in on a gaming event before all the children master the thing within 7 hours.

Played it with ps4 controller. You can actually fly without crashing into the side of a mountain. Still just a shooter where bad guys have shields and take 11 seconds to kill. Also ran out of ammo a lot, but you have unlimited missiles and grenades on cooldown? weird. The enemies seem as bored as I was. Travesal seemed lame. Do I actually need to look around for secrets or are there just going to be laptops sitting around that I hold the B button near? This is going to be like that Fuse game on PS3 that nobody remembers in the future.

I played the anthem demo for about 15 minutes. First thing I search on google: anthem mouse keyboard controls suck

Yeah, these fuckers just do not have a great looking game. Visually or gameplay wise. It has no eyebrows.

y'know who'd make a kick ass metroid soundtrack? GOBLIN

People would cry about that Eternal Darkness deal where it looks like you deleted your save file nowadays.

Microsoft game pass was $1 for a month so I'm playing a shitload of this forza horizon game. Pretty good. One thing I don't like is the drag racing. Seems lame. The other is the lack of custom mp3 soundtracks in game. Fuck you. Bring that shit back. The music selection is anemic. I also downloaded gears of war 4. So I'll beat that game in like, two sittings. Then by the end of the subscription I'll be sick of the forza game and then I can cancel. I think I might try that ea premier thing and play some of that anthem game. I barely played 20 hours of Titanfall 2 and Battlefield 3,4,1...... so a month seems like more than I'll ever use on some of these online bullshit games. I beat celeste. It was okay. I beat Deus Ex Mankind Divided (finally) seemed like there should have been more stuff after the last level. I never really understood how the hacking worked even though I did it all the fucking time. Since October I've mostly been playing my own goddamned Houdini pinball machine in the living room. You can drink beer and play for three hours straight at 3 in the morning.

You've got to go into that one with the mindset of 1997 Sega 3D arcade fighting game. It's on a 2d plane and yer not going to just start whipping out special moves by running through fireball motions. It's a lot of button combos and single direction input.

Ric Flair baseball podcast named Pitching Woo.

I was trying to finally get into XTC and they're pretty good, I've only listened up to Mummer BUT these Dukes of the Stratosphear albums kick all leagues of ass. This is as good as when I first got into that Cocteau Twins Victorialand album.

I did the Greenman deal for Assassins Creed odyssey at 35 bucks.

I don't think I like it. Controls are too fucking slow.

Can they get rid of that shit at the bottom that always says - is select and + is start? I also want full controller remapping. The Y button isn't even used.

Aunt May looks like Tommy Shaw.

It's a big dragon head that spits out infinite bad guys because you need full super meter to initiate the QTE that does damage and there's no chance you can die. Game took me 6 years over three different PCs to beat.