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Smoke-spewing helmet > do-rag

Because of course Vince owns a cape. Probably several.

Insert Brazzers logo here.

Phil Hickerson as faux Asian >>>>>>>>>>> Matt Taven in any context

There was a guy in Onita Pro back around the turn of the century who did a Drunken Master gimmick -- I think his name might've been Jackie Lin or something along those lines -- and I always wondered when someone would do it "in United States" ( ™ and ® Dave Meltzer).

I wouldn't say I "love" it, but what exactly is supposed to be wrong with it?

No. Kwang.

I think Lita could well the worst "flying" wrestler ever. I mean, how many times did her forehead almost scrape the mat with every single moonsault?

Nah, they were more like Superfly Afi.

Pink Floyd Mk. 1, with original guitarist Rado "Bob" Klose second from right, being silly. Is it just me or does Waters look a bit Gumby-ish here? (I refer of course to Monty Python rather than Art Clokey.)

Oh, Japan, don't ever change.

Granted it's not great, but it's not exactly Erika Henderson either.

Over/under on how long before Aries burns his bridges with MLW?

The less hair Bennett has, the more generic he looks.

It's weird to see Jimmy Valiant not rail thin and covered in tats.

Plus Murdoch at his least motivated could still work rings around Jesse.

That had to have been one of the last dropkicks Wight ever did.

I think Silo Sam lasted longer than Shera did.

Boy, I sure hope the Hart Foundation win them because I just can't get enough Teddy Hart. Yeah. Incidentally, I'm sure this has been covered here before, but how is MLW able to use that name?

Uh oh, this is going to piss Cornette off. Posing with babyfaces! EXPOSING THE BUSINESS!!!

I've never quite understood the uproar over these. Hell, Curt Hennig took much sillier bumps in the 80's.

Whoa, Mikayla Maroney is wrestling now?

Just as an aside here, Monsoon's real name was Robert Marella, right? So whence "Gino?"

Not like it's happening anyway.

If Rob Terry were somehow to sign with AEW, Mason Ryan would absolutely have to be next.