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You'd foul straight away though rather than giving him a difficult shot with 3 seconds left.

Watched the WWE doco last night. Weird contrast to how history views the Bruno/Rogers screwjob in such a different light to Bret/Shawn.

That article doing the rounds about why someone got cut from the film, and the quotes from the directors make it sound like its up in the air. I appreciate that its unlikely to occur, but still fairly concerned they've pigeonholed themselves into a corner for a ridiculous ending.

Damn.

Wizards kinda gave up. Disappointing. Raptors getting another go at it is like that never ending run of Batista title shots way back when.

As much as I enjoyed it, I'm really concerned about the where to from here aspect. Given so much of the original source material won't be covered here - I feel like this has got Dark Phoenix tanks, X-Men get a Spiderman deal, and movie 2 gets hastily rewritten into a Juggernaut script with Patrick Stewart/Hugh Jackman saving the day written all over it.

Holy shit. If most Marvel films go with a Hogan/Cena baby face comeback formula. This was the Rock n Rolls against the Road Warriors. Could hear a pin drop at the end.

Needs to happen, this decade's Dibiase - Bossman or Hercules. One heel sends dick pics to another. Maybe they're just showing off, maybe it was an accident. Dunno. Face turn ensues.

Bobby Roode looks like the sort of guy that takes way too much enjoyment in his own dick pics. Like its there, front and centre, but he's all smiling and shit, like fucking beaming about it, and then you notice he's gone way out to groom that shit. Gels, moisturizer and what not. Fuck that guy.

Its weird to think that Big Show is now the same age as Andre when he died. .....and also how much Andre's brother looks like a blonde haired, French Jake Roberts.

Fucking good riddance. Ridiculous even by their lofty stupid standards.

Yeah I thought about that too. That would have been the best version of Men on a Mission

Just realized Shane now holds the record for the longest time between Mania victories with 17 years. (Iron Sheik 14 years, Bret Hart 13 years, Mabel/Terry Funk 12 years)

I forgot I did this in the 6th grade. Showed them Raven/Saturn from Fall Brawl 98, a Tugboat squash match from a Coliseum tape, and then the Mass Transit incident that quickly got shut off. They really got into Tugboat. 20 years later, I don't speak to a single one of them.

I remember that guy from the old IRC chat days. What an absolute see you next Tuesday.

Tag match at 1, cage at 2, tournament finals at 4. Wasn't without precedent for its time.

Not a single Captain Planet reference amongst all that? For shame.

Kahn Souphanousinphone Nakamura is the best Nakamura

Cass to SD Balor to SD Miz to SD Good Brothers to SD Bayley to RAW Corbin to RAW Ziggler to RAW Orton to RAW Usos to RAW Naomi to RAW

I'll throw out the Booker/Austin supermarket fight from 2002, because it contains a guy they probably already know of, its entertaining, and it's not necessarily wrestling enough for people to have to sit there and question shit, when I imagine the majority of people watch this stuff because we enjoy not having to think too much. Maybe even Vince/Shane from Mania X7.

So many awful choices. "Hi, I'm a non-fan and presumably of sound body and mind, I am aware that pro wrestling exists, but choose to ignore it as it's not really my thing......WHAAAAAA, grainy Youtube footage of two Japanese guys trying to drop each other on their head without any context unless I also happen to speak Japanese? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE? SIGN ME UP FOR A NJPW WORLD SUBSCRIPTION YESTERDAY"

Nicholas surely pisses hot tonight and serves a thirty day suspension

On the other hand here, every other time I've tuned into RAW, pumped up after a big Wrestlemania, I've been super disappointed. And usually the complete opposite also applies. Onward and upward.

If Asuka losing cleanly like that was the only question mark from this show, I'd gladly defend, as I've talked up in the lead up that it is the logical thing to happen (although realistically, fluke pin and THEN decisive victory should have occurred in the program). Instead, it's arguably not in the top 5 most questionable things that happened on the show, and therefore, it's not my hill to die on.

Twelve beers deep and now watching my wife feed my seven month old in a Red Rooster carpark while I try and hulk up to work tonight. Someone's beating Lesnar on RAW tomorrow night in under five minutes. Whether it's Roman, Braun, a returning Samoa Joe or AJ unifying them I don't know