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  1. I'd totally be up for a redux of Wolfpac vs Goldberg with the Shield as the Wolfpac and Lesnar as Goldberg. Makes the most sense - Lesnar has to go through all 3 members of the Shield to get his title back, one by one, the occasional multi-man tag that elevates guys along the way (uneasy alliance with Braun, Big E, etc)
  2. Is that Konnan or Papa Shango?
  3. I feel like Foley was in the background of the babyfaces celebrating with Hogan after BATB 94?
  4. Yep, we play Honduras. Who will destroy us too. Listening to US commentators complain about how unfair it was having to go to the other side of the world to play Australia who aren't that good anyway, and then that happening was fantastic.
  5. I'm really not ready to move on from that weird little segue about what Victator thinks is acceptable to yell in a woman's face in 2017. Hollywood Cybernetico can retire now..
  6. How much of that though is pretty much everything being done poorly since? The Invasion, the NWO, Goldberg return, Rock return, Foley return, ECW purchase/revival, Punk/Bryan catching fire, Nexus starting hot and failing, Bret return etc. Anything that's threatened to get mainstream/renewed interest has been DOA within three months.
  7. Yep. The way the match was laid out and the build up prior (the HHH loss) showed that Austin post-surgery couldn't beat the Rock cleanly, despite giving him everything, he still kicked out, as such he needed Vince and waffling the fuck out of the Rock with a chair for 10 minutes to put him down. My guess re: Zayn is being fobbed off by Shane last week when he warned him about KO, and decided to teach him a lesson.....and probably Shane getting his win back by going over Sami in 5 minutes and making him look like a tool.
  8. Speaking of Warrior... I find it super creepy how his wife has taken over the official social media accounts, and the majority of posts from the account are now cleavage pics or mirror selfies of her with completely context-less "in memory of" text about Warrior.
  9. I'd have much preferred the Shield reunion was a 3 on 1 TLC match with Braun, and an ensuing 20 minutes of them trying unsuccessfully to keep him down Michael Myers style.
  10. 9 days old. I think I can put this period of time into three distinct periods. "A shower before bed would be nice" "...Have I showered today?" "...When was the last time I showered?" Dealing with the bizarre sleep patterns and incessant crying far better than I ever anticipated. Extended family constantly with their hand out, unsolicited opinions/advice or salty about a social media/digital images ban genuinely inspire me to consider faking our own deaths.
  11. I forgot what I most disliked about Booker, was how often he went out of his way to make Graves look like shit in the first hour. Everything he said drew some sort of incredulity from Booker as if it were Lawler/Striker. Graves is fantastic. Or at the very least is far more tolerable than anyone else they have on camera.
  12. I find Booker terrible. Another guy who only puts himself over and his contributions are only detrimental and or negative to the guys on screen.
  13. I really don't understand the Baszler love. Find that her stuff doesn't translate well at all. Used to annoy me when Angle would often be out mat wrestled by anyone and everyone, did the spot to death and lost the novelty quickly. Baszler is the polar opposite. Never emotes (without overdoing it like a Iceman Malenko gimmick) or gives off the impression she's ever in danger. No one has come out of a match with her looking good. I get that there's dominant monsters but plenty get over as the plucky underdog so close, or took a huge beating. Here, just guzzles people, takes the majority of the offence, no sells/makes their big spots look like shit. Awful
  14. Bobby Heenan's call of the '92 Rumble not only transcends into all time great sporting event broadcasting, but deserved an Emmy for the character work he brought to it. An ensemble cast of approximately fifty and he made every single one of them seem super important to the broadcast. I don't think I re-rented a tape from video stores more, and it still gets a play on the Network every few months from me. His performances on mainstream media shows like Arsenio Hall and Bill Maher showed talents were wasted on wrestling. The guy just never got beat verbally. Ever. You wanted an opinion on his opinions, and you cared one way or another about people simply because he had an opinion on them to begin with. Sad day.
  15. US Flag waving Mr Fuji was super weird too.
  16. 12 Angry Men. Sami Zayn as Juror 8, Miz as Juror 12, Baron Corbin as Juror 10, Vince as Juror 3, AJ Styles as Juror 5, Bob Backlund as Juror 9, Rhyno as Juror 6, Pat Patterson as Juror 11, James Ellsworth as Juror 2, Chris Jericho as Juror 4, Kurt Angle as Juror 1, Kevin Owens as Juror 7.
  17. Luger debuts at the Rumble, and knocks out Warrior with the forearm, Bret beats Warrior with the sharpshooter whilst unconscious. Luger/Warrior.....which then requires Flair sticking around and you do the RAW Loser Leaves Town at Mania.
  18. I assume you have Warrior in the Beefcake role, and Hogan/Warrior face Money Inc?
  19. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-WWF-Wrestling-Superstars-Hulk-Hogan-Decal-Soap-/322429760457?hash=item4b124fb3c9:g:DAYAAOSw2gxYq0EO
  20. Vince, grateful for a second chance at his life, sings the praises of the spirits and of Gorilla Monsoon. Upon realizing he has been returned to Christmas morning, Vince begins shouting "Merry Christmas!" at the top of his lungs. Genuinely over joyed and bubbling with excitement, Vince barely takes time to dress and dances while he shaves, for unkempt facial hair was still to be considered a sign of weakness of the highest magnitude. In a blur, Vince runs into the street and offers to pay the first boy he meets a huge sum to deliver an array of ketchup and steak wraps to Jim Ross. He meets one of the portly gentlemen who earlier sought charity for the poor and apologizes for his previous rudeness, promising to donate huge amounts of Roman Reigns t-shirts to the poor. He attends Pat Patterson's Christmas party and radiates such heartfelt bliss that the other guests can hardly manage to swallow their shock at his surprising behavior. The following morning, Vince arrives at the office early and assumes a very stern expression when Jim Ross enters eighteen and a half minutes late. Vince, feigning disgust, begins to scold JR, before suddenly announcing his plans to give JR a large raise and assist his troubled family. JR is stunned, but Vince promises to stay true to his word.....pal. As time passes, Vince is as good as his word: He helps the Rosses and becomes a second father to David Benoit who does not die as predicted in the ghost's ominous vision. Many people in Stamford are puzzled by Vince's behavior, but Vince merely laughs off their suspicions and doubts. Vince brings a little of the Christmas spirit into every day, respecting the lessons of Christmas more than any man alive. Lord Alfred Hayes concludes the story by saying that Vince's words and thoughts should be shared by of all of us ... "Promotional consideration has been brought to you by ICOPRO".
  21. Anyone else watched this Sid shoot interview that got released last week? Hogan-esque levels of bullshit.
  22. I remember there was a tease of it happening in a WWF magazine end of '95. Feel like they were planting the seeds for it with the Goldust program (conflict with Piper, constantly reiterating how uncomfortable he was with the gay overtones etc). Getting the tiebreaker ladder match is something we never really seem to complain about, but heel Razor/face Shawn would have been a sweet program around the time they had the Davey Boy feud.
  23. They keep subtly referring to there being a mole within Dany's group. Either Friendzone or Tyrion I guess?
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