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  1. That's actually a pretty cool What If in itself. If Jesse was still around commentating at the advent of the NWO - does he side with them? He'd seem like a perfect fit, especially with their need for a color guy when they took over Nitro. On the other hand, he hated Hogan and loves the conspiracy about new world orders and what not. Was a pretty cool dynamic with Brain spending the first few months basically saying I told you so about Hogan. Does Ventura pre-warn WCW about this happening? Or does he sell out and side with them? Unfortunately, given they could never deliver an in ring blowoff to Hogan/Ventura, it'd be a bit of a tease.
  2. "We all know who that is! That's Ape Landslide!"
  3. Can't see them both going in, if for nothing else, it spoils a potential main event of the next PPV. Bryan-Orton-Batista into Bryan-Orton-Batista-HHH into Bryan-Batista x 2-3 times
  4. Arguably the best part of the film, but its not saying much, he's basically playing himself. The film takes all the worst parts of Oceans Eleven and tries to make a PG version of Inglorious Bastards out of it.
  5. A bigger letdown in 2014 you will not see than Monument Men. Lazy. And shit.
  6. Legit question: Suggest me a PPV or two to watch for his good work. Yep - Survivor Series 96 is probably his best match. The two Goldberg matches are pretty much miracles given the state of the promotion, who was booking it and those in the ring. Benoit match at Souled Out is pretty good also. Match with Bret at Its Time is enjoyable but ultimately a clusterfuck.
  7. Next person to criticize Sid as a wrestler is taking a fist bump in the dick.
  8. You have won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $10 from John Laurinaitis and report to WWE Performance Centre.
  9. Despite my protests that every stupid angle on Greys Anatomy and Neighbours has been done on WWE and better, my wife still refuses to watch it. Strangely, hates the promos, prefers the in ring stuff. Started watching the Countdown shows on the Network last night. Was more interested in watching it then.
  10. OH BOY BRAIN, THESE FANS CAN STICK IT! In fact they can use the irresistible force of my immovable object to stick it! THEY WENT TO THE WELL ONE TOO MANY TIMES JESS! YOU FANS LITERALLY HANGING FROM THE RAFTERS CAN STICK YOUR EXTERNAL OCCIPITAL PROTUBERANCE RIGHT IN MY BREAD BASKET AND DO A REAL PEARL HARBOUR JOB ON ME
  11. I have a morbid fascination with the idea of Gorilla Monsoon being the third man.
  12. What's the worst possible way you could have booked the introduction of the NWO and the third man?
  13. Think they did similar with "Mr Perfect" Curt Hennig originally.
  14. He was always billed as KVE when they had shows in the Texas area. TOrnado elsewhere.
  15. *guy walks into store* *early 90s Royal Rumble promo music blares out of a nearby Casio boombox, Vince jumps out from behind a tuba* "A COLLECTION OF UNWAAAAAAAAAANTED WEDDING RINGS! A LA FEMME NIKITA BOXSETTTTTTT! MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS PAWNED OFF BY JUNKIESSSSS! ........AN OOOOOBOOOOE!"
  16. Love how often Jesse drops unnecessary Predator references into commentary just in case you forgot he was in it.
  17. I don't remember that at all. I remember sometime in 1999 them ending a RAW very randomly with Billy Gunn and X Pac attempting to rape Stephanie. But it was revealed the next week in passing that it was just an impersonator they hired to screw with Vince or soemthing. The Attitude era is very weird and disturbing in heinsight. May have even been later in the year. Was when Henry kept trying to ask out Chyna. Rock called her out, and then they showed on the Titantron there was a forklift blocking the DX lockerroom door, they implied that they were about to gang rape her, and then Shawn randomly ran out and chased them off with a chair. Very awkward.
  18. They retaliated by trying to gang rape Chyna in the ring like a week or two later. Shawn made the save.
  19. Man, if I were booking WCW at the time, I would have definitely paired Greg "The Hammer" Valentine up with Van Hammer. Vignettes of Van Hammer taking him to meet Sammy Hagar, and Greg Valentine looking old and all "fuck, not this shit again" would have been tremendous. Should this not get over, the Hammers would then be recast as British soccer hooligans from West Ham. There is no reason why Greg Valentine is still on TV post 1990. I have no idea why I'm so angry he went over Bagwell clean on PPV in 1992. It's 20+ years later, and I really don't care for Bagwell that much.
  20. That needed its own Disney film with Buddy suddenly getting an eye patch and played by James Marsden. Fuck yo COLA.
  21. Steamboat/Rude Iron Man at Beach Blast 92 is fantastic. Wish they did more 30 man iron man matches rather than 60. This is very well booked as well, with one fall turning into two very quickly, rather than just guys exchanging pins with DDTs and transitional moves. Doesn't get the credit it deserves in the lexicon of iron man matches.
  22. Yep. Wargames 92 shits all over Wargames 91. Finish is a bit lame, but otherwise, much better pacing.
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