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It depends. If it serves as a title, much like "Lord" in Lord Steven Regal, then it's a noun; however, it can also be considered an adjective in this case.

Who the hell is going to choose a pep talk from The Miz when Frank Costanza and Machete are options? The Miz would be my last choice from that list. Shit, I don't even know who the girl on the top right is and I'd still choose her before the Miz. Ron Perlman would be #1, though.

Piercer. So he can go chill in some dungeons with his cloaker buddies.

Jon kind of looks like Bret nowadays. Or vice versa.

The only phone I have plugs into the wall. On a wrestling-related note, is there a more burnt out pairing than Del Rio/Sheamus? It seems like just yesterday they were wrestling twice a week and on pay-per-views.

It's not about weight limits, it's about NO LIMITS~! Which makes me wonder why Master P was never brought in as a challenger. Hootie-hoo!

All I know is I see people saying Ryder is boring and Del Rio is entertaining and I start to worry if I hit my head and don't remember it.

See, when guys haven't been on WWE TV for years, it's kind of unfair to rag on TNA for hiring "WWE wrestlers." At some point they have to just be "wrestlers" again, especially since we can't assume they're all making Sting money.

He's boring. So, so boring.

I showed that force-choke-slam to my girlfriend and she and I both dug it. Takes all kinds, I guess.

He's claiming he's gotten better. Presumably this is a set-up.

On a related note, I like Jeff Jarrett's TNA theme music. Well, the opening at least. A lot of TNA's themes have some pretty good openings (Kurt's, Abyss's). I wonder if they've got any in-house music developers in the database. Maybe I should drop them a line...

Look at that 3LK vs. Team Canada match. Three future TNA champs, a guy who went on to main event a couple of pay per views in the WWE, and... A1.

All these PWG gifs make me really bitter that the multi-disc set I got of theirs won't play in any of my dvd players. Not a single disc.

I thought I read somewhere that Davey was considered a bit of a joke by fans in Japan?

I'd rather see Tapeworm get finished, personally. How about the two follow-ups to Bowie's 1. Outside?

Always a sound decision.

I liked the Angle/Anderson feud. And really, Anderson right up until the TNA effect kicked in and he was robbed of his will to live. I know he's not popular around here, but how could you hate this promo?

Jerry just about killed himself doing something similar. By some accounts, his life now is pretty sad. Didn't know that. Thanks. I want to say Hayashi took years off his career with that bump, but... Hayashi's still active at age 41. Didn't Estrada do it on a regular basis though?

I have to admit, I love this spot.

I've long been an advocate of a one-sided ring myself. Didn't Nash invent the X Division in one of those?

Where did this come from?

He looks like Christian York if he found a de-ageing formula.