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I was talking to one of my friends about how I think His Flacco is the best quarterback the Browns have played this season. It isn't that Flacco is good, it's just he's the only one who has played in a way that made me think, "that's above the baseline for an NFL quarterback." Everyone else looked like every capable quarterback was kidnapped by terrorists and these were the guys who were left over. So if a Steelers fan thinks, "at least Kenny doesn't look like he is a replacement from when terrorists stole all the quarterbacks," I understand.

R.I.P. Carlito. I can't believe Selena Gomez is dating that piece of shit from the Bronx.

If this happened 2.5 years ago, and we're just heading about it they are absolutely putting it out there as justification for his firing. If his ass doesn't win the Super Bowl, you might as well invite him over to watch football with you next season. It might not be smart, but that's exactly what's happening here. If they fall out of playoff contention, he's gone. Maybe I'm just used to how the Commandos get down, but if we start hearing stories that only got out because somebody from the team put them out, they don't want anybody to be able to question that firing. If one of the players was going to snitch, it would have happened by now. This is from whoever is going to have to stand at a podium and answer questions about why you fired the most successful coach since Marv Levy.

If you're trying to get fired, this is an interesting strategy. This is almost Papa John levels of, "we cannot possibly trust this person's judgement." Remember, Papa John didn't actually say the racist thing, but made everyone think, "oh my god, he's about to say the super racist thing," the entire time he was talking. The next thing you know, he wasn't allowed to sell pizza any more. The board of directors heard him taking and knew immediately they could never trust him to speak publicly again. This is close to that level of terrible judgement.

It is essentially Animal Crossing with Disney characters with a sprinkling of Stardew Valley.

You keep saying that the Steelers are playing down to the level of their competition, but I don't see any evidence that the Steelers are particularly good at anything other than having TJ Watt. The Steelers offense is truly awful, their defense isn't much better, and they've pulled 100% of their wins straight out of their ass.

Zach Wilson is awful, but he's better than the other two active quarterbacks on the roster. Going back to Tua, I don't think the issue is that people don't think he's good, it's that he isn't special. He's absolutely good enough to run this offense at a high level, but when shit gets real, you need a quarterback who can put the team on his back and make something out of nothing. Tua has not shown the ability to do that. There is no bigger advantage in professional football than a special quarterback. The kind of players who are more dangerous when shit goes off script, than when everything goes as planned are the players who generally end up holding trophies, and Tua doesn't seem to be that.

I'm not saying that Tyreek is lying, but if he would have thrown the ball where Tyreek was running it would have been an easier play...not that any Commando was going to be able to defend it either way.

This has to be the worst offensive season of all time right? The Browns offense is fucking awful and are on their 4th mediocre quarterback, but there are plenty of worse offenses. Atlanta is horrific to watch, but they are middle of the road offensively. The motherfucking Minnesota Vikings have a top 10 offense. What the fuck is going on this year?

Philly having a "security" guy on the sidelines who starts fights with key players of the other team is the most Philly thing ever.

I don't think Howell is their biggest problem, but they're going to hire a new coach. If you are a new head coach, you cannot agree to tie your future to Sam Howell.

I'd like to point out that the Colts have blocked multiple punts, but when the backup punter has punted they have not brought any additional pressure, because they're the Colts.

Tennessee/Indianaplolis may be the dumbest game of all time. Both of these teams stink, but neither is completely incompetent, so they are playing like an opening match on an MMA card between two guys who have been around for a while, but are never going to be a contender. Just a slugfest between two guys who know just enough to be dangerous, but have no idea how to put these skills together to string together some wins.

As someone who thinks that the Saints would be better off playing Jameis because Carr is so risk-averse, that shit legit made me laugh. Jameis is going to do something, it may be good, it may be bad, but it won't be boring.

The announcer just yelled, the Jameis experience never fails, which is somehow both absolutely true and absolutely false.

Austin Ekeler looks like he's fresh out the shower.

The Browns are literally better than the Steelers at everything.

I'm not surprised by this at all. Coaches are either openly hostile or dismissive 90% of the time during sideline interviews. I'd be more surprised if a sideline reporter didn't make shit up some of the time. Not to mention the fact that I've been watching sports my entire life and the only sideline interview I remember is Joe Namath asking to kiss Suzy Kolber.

I am convinced that the Browns are better than the Ravens at every position but quarterback, but the difference between Lamar Jackson and Deshaun Watson is so fucking huge that the Ravens are a much better team. Seriously, the rest of the Browns can dominate this game, and they'll still be at the mercy of Jackson's ability to make a play out of nothing and Watson's ability to fuck up a wet dream.

I know the Charges have good players, but I also know that none of them seem to ever play well at the same time.

Warface Breakout it's an accurate description of my complexion in high school.

Last week one of my friends looked at me and said, "Wow, you're really committed to growing into a curmudgeon." I couldn't even deny it.

Never forget that Josh McDaniels' players in Denver have talked publicly about how their success with him as head coach was not because they were good, but because he was cheating.

Except, Kyler is going to win a game or two because he ran around in a circle for 10 seconds and the a ball behind his back. I don't know if he can run an offense, but we know he can fuck around and make shit up. This Cardinals team is smack dab in the make shit up zone. This could really be a terrible move for their tanking strategy.

Wasn't he in the F.B.I.?