Gonzalez

I didn't know they leaked off-air footage already onto the net Edit: Also, like always Bryan can't keep a straight face on even if he tries.

Blame Google's translation.

Apparently he's going to the WWE in the summer.

http://www.daily.co.jp/ring/2014/01/30/0006672086.shtml

Way too much recent stuff. Should have included his post-WM 21 fashion.

Can he suck his own dick? Yeah, if you want to commit suicide.

Case closed, Columbo. Now let me go back to being the guy that reaches on every argument.

What's your definition of "athletic thing"? Something like this...

Should have been more athletic.

He made the Garvin stomp relevant for the first time

I said it. Randy is probably top 10... No, is one of the top 5 all-time greatest workers in WWE history.

There is nothing wrong with Randy Orton in the ring. It's just after 5+ years his whole "Viper" character is burnt out, and he's such a terrible actor that the writers can't find any other persona he can pull off other than what he's doing now. But his ring work has always been top-notch.

Marty Garner

That's why stretching can be super important.

Well considering that most of these stories are based on Claremont's X-Men run at least we're not getting it shoved into our faces every fucking minute.

They should just have Graves on the main roster on Monday as if nothing happened. Or they could have Corey play a barely visible Punk getting run-over at the beginning of the show. During the episode they replay the footage over and over again while giving us updates on his condition, and telling us to "Pray for Punk". All this culminates with Cole telling fans the sad news that Punk has passed away at the local hospital(Not revealing the location because Vince doesn't want people to know that they're in Buttfuck, Alabama).

American Horror Story? I think JTG has officially lost his street cred.

Well doesn't Cabana have serious heat with Delirious?

At this point you never know. Maybe Punk might want to make some extra fuck you money before he completely calls it quits.

Oh shit the Gracie's have been involved with NJPW recently. Maybe they could bring Punk in for that.

Punk showing up in NJPW and calling out Okada would be all kinds of awesome. His boy Gallows is already there. Not holding my breath but it would be cool. Well if the rumors of Devitt's future departure are true, then there will be an open spot for a new Bullet Club leader.

The Kamikazes were worse. Talk about unnecessary MOVEZ~! If you know what I mean?