Brian Fowler

Or electricity?

No, that's something for wrestling companies.

*Looks at Detroit. Backs out of thread*

Then he discovered that Roger Goodell keeps it even realer.

It's been a thing for years with college football coaches. Any flight Nick Saban has taken in December or January gets dissected to death. Then he stays at Alabama.

They'd call it Lebronland.

That is so unfair to Cher.

Shit, for an extra 30 million, I'd move to any city in the U.S.

NBC is part owner of Hulu.

*offers rope

The further away from Linsanity we get, the more bizarre it seems. I mean, that guy spent a couple weeks average something like 28 points and 7 assists a game? That guy?!? Really?

An extra year and more per year in New York. And that's even if the Bulls could actually clear and would give him the full max. That's the part of the CBA that is supposed to help teams keep superstars.

What, John Prine? How about a song that is both about the horrors of destroying the Earth and the loss of childhood innocence?

Boozer needs to go west. No, seriously, dude murders the Pistons like he is the second coming if Wilt.

AJ would tap him out.

Del Rio is always good when he just relentlessly studies a body part, like Sin Cara's arm or Ziggler's head.

I was pleasantly surprised that the third one was the best of the first three, but that's an incredibly low bar to hurdle. I may or may not eventually watch this on redbox/netflix/hbo/etc, but no way am I paying to see it in a theater.

I should say, I actually see the logic in re-remaking Ben Hur (people forget, the legendary one was a remake) given how successful the Christian film market has been this year. You can try to combine that market with the market that loves a big showy action scene.

AFAIK, Warner Brothers

He amazes me. He puts out articles every day that are fairly long, and are sharp and insightful.

The way things are going the last week or so, I think Zach Lowe could literally publish his Grantland NBA 2014 Off-season articles in a book. A very large book. Dude must be on coke or something, he's cranking out so many words.

Eh, outside the chariot scene, Ben-Hur might be the most overrated movie ever made.

I was more "MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MINDS" the last two years on it. When all the wrestlers were on both shows, but there was a different GM depending on what day of the week it was, and such... that was absurd. The hard brand split (especially with the split titles) was awesome.

Less personal sadness that will make you cry, and more just soul-crushing depression put into song form.

We probably could have had a separate Hank Williams Sr. Division thread.